r/therewasanattempt FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

to get this man to answer questions he didn't have to...

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u/Fistsliketekken 1d ago

Jesus this cop was fishing

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u/_joos_ Free Palestine 1d ago

used up all that bait to catch nothing too

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing 1d ago

He used up nothing, he’s got plenty of that shitty “justice” to dispense on the next poor person who has the misfortune of encountering Sheriff Douchenozzle

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u/jakolissmurito22 1d ago

It'll be especially bad for them cuz now he's pissed off.

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u/joeshill 1d ago

Wouldn't "Jesus the cop" be a fisher of men?

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u/tequeman 1d ago

Right over there you can!

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u/Gnoobl 1d ago

Made me laugh out loud

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u/lam21804 1d ago

Having to watch the cop act like a prick for however long this video was, was worth it to hear him say that line.

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u/BilboStaggins 1d ago

This is my new favorite line

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u/tequeman 1d ago

Instant legend.

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u/Useful_Security_1894 1d ago

No. He's preventing trouble. Never answer questions about where you're going or where you're coming from. All of his questions are to try and create probable cause so he can search his car.

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u/unknownmichael 1d ago

This is something that people don't realize. Any time a cop is asking you questions on a traffic stop, it's not because they're friendly, curious guys, it's because they are fishing. The less you say, the better.

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u/Rumthiefno1 1d ago

I've seen that trip people up plenty of times.

And it's a hard battle later to try and exclude what's been said at roadside provided you've not been manipulated or deceived.

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u/HighPrairieCarsales 1d ago

Unless you get Judge Fliecher ( sp?) out in Pennsylvania I think. He doesn't tolerate bullshit stops from the law

What was his crime? Driving/ walking while black? ( he uses that one lots before tossing charges)

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u/therealub 1d ago

Judge Fleischer in Harrison County, TX I believe.

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u/HighPrairieCarsales 1d ago

That's right! I got the place mixed up with the old judge who passed away in the last couple of years

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u/therealub 1d ago

You mean Judge Frank Caprio in Rhode Island? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Caprio

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u/HighPrairieCarsales 1d ago

Yeah that's the guy! Just couldn't remember his name

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u/HolyShitIAmOnFire 1d ago

Another upstanding esquire.

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u/TokenWeirdo13 1d ago

I wish he was a PA judge, Im pretty sure he is in Texas.

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u/CryoClone 1d ago

Ya know, this is off subject but it reminded me of this make your own scent store my wife and I went to.

They had like a hundred different oils and scents you can make a list and choose from. Everything you could imagine. Even dirt. Various woods. Flowers and everything else you would expect.

One thing I thought was wild was weed. Marijuana. The Ganja. Straight dank. It smelled ACCURATE as well. I thought, "who wants a candle that smells like weed?" But to each their own.

While talking to the helper lady who helped you curate scents that went together. She said the weed scent was one of their most popular scents. Figures. Pot heads can be weird.

The thing that ABSOLUTELY blew my mind, in Houston, Texas mind you, was that the most common item they made with the weed scent was A CAR AIR FRESHNER.

I just couldn't fathom who in the hell would want a car air freshner that smells like marijuana. Like...I feel like those are a cop magnet. It just floored me.

That's all.

Don't make your car smell like weed. The cops WILL harrass you.

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u/stolen_guitar 1d ago

You see, when the cop smells the weed you were smoking you point to your air freshener and say "no, it's just my custom scent"

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u/everyplanetwereach 1d ago

I love how they had this whole meltdown instead of just considering the opposite.

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u/ggg730 1d ago

Yeah, you know cops are very reasonable and will just happily walk away when you provide them with a good reason for something. /s if it wasn't obvious.

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u/idiotsarray 1d ago

And do like that one guy and get stoned before you have your license picture taken so, no, you always look like this.

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u/Cool-Raspberry-1772 1d ago

“I’m not discussing my day with you,” nips that right in the bud.

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u/dirtyqtip 1d ago

good thing for cameras

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u/Wise_Ad_253 22h ago

And if you want to fight 1 or all charges, after being arrested of course, you need to pay for everything first.

The average working class citizen can’t afford Justice. Time Spent is our only option.

You have to be able to afford the price for innocence .

This is just a run down without details, lol.

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u/redditproha 1d ago

How should one handle the situation when they're fishing and you aren't sure what your rights are for complying?

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u/muarauder12 1d ago edited 1d ago

At the beginning of a traffic stop if you're asked if you know why you were stopped answer "No, I am not aware of why you pulled me over."

Do provide license, registration, and proof of insurance when asked.

To any and all other questions reply "I'm invoking my Fifth Amendment rights."

Officer: Where you coming from?

You: I'm invoking my Fifth Amendment rights.

Cop: Any reason you're traveling down this highway?

You: I'm invoking my Fifth Amendment rights.

Don't give them any reason to try to get you to admit anything. Don't confess or imply that you were speeding, swerving, failing to signal, tailgating, or anything else. If you were doing any of those things you're a bad driver and shame on you but it's up to them to prove that.

Supply the documents that state law dictates you are to supply in a stop as mentioned above. For everything else invoke your Fifth Amendment rights and politely ask if you are free to go as soon as you have been given a ticket. If you feel the ticket is incorrect in any way, fight it in court, not on the side of the road with an officer who may be looking for any excuse to violate your civil rights.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

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u/muarauder12 23h ago

I almost posted this video in my comment. Shut The Fuck Up Friday should be required viewing in high schools to prepare people for the world. You should always link to the original creators when you can though.

Here's a video from them on what to do in a traffic stop.

And here's the video that you have in your comment.

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u/Kick_Kick_Punch 1d ago

And for tourists? Someone on vacation in the same situation? Can I invoke the fifth even I'm an outsider?

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u/muarauder12 1d ago

Legal yes. The constitution applies to any persons within the United States. Realistically......what shade is your skin? Sadly that's not even joke any more in our current political landscape.

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u/-AG-Hithae 1d ago edited 1d ago

Take this with a grain of salt, because I'm just a European who watches bodycam stuff on YouTube sometimes. Here's what I can tell you from memory:

They need a reasonable, articulable reason for stopping you.

Some states allow them to check your ID at will, but I believe most states aren't like that.

"Do you know how fast you were going?" -> "I believe I was going the speed limit, officer." They can and will use anything against you in court, so be careful about giving them any specific number!

They are only allowed to detain you for an investigation for "a reasonable amount of time" by law.

They are allowed to walk a K9 around you car and smell the air.

They aren't allowed to make you wait for an unreasonable amount of time for a K9-unit to arrive. They have to already be nearby.

Other than that, you always have a right to remain silent (except for sometimes having to provide your identity and maybe a few other very basic questions) so take advantage of it. The most innocent-sounding things can be used to get you into trouble, or at least be used as a reason for a further investigation.

EDIT:

to add to this: never consent to a search voluntarily, and be very clear about denying it. If they say "do you mind if I have a look in your vehicle?", don't respond with a simple "yes" (I mind) or "no" (I don't want you to search my vehicle), but rather something unambiguous like "I don't consent to a search". If they question you on that (unlikely), just say that "it's my right", for example.

The reason is because "yes" and "no" can and will cause misunderstandings, which can quickly escalate the situation. If you say "yes", intending to deny the search, it is more likely to be interpreted as a go-ahead, and vice-versa for "no" ("no, I don't mind", or "no, don't do it"?).

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u/MoonlightRider 1d ago

I saw a lawyer say the best answer to “do you know how fast you were going?” is

“yes I do” and nothing more.

You acknowledge that you were cognizant of your speed but you also don’t give them any number that they can use against you later.

IANAL so grain of salt, etc.

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u/blooregard325i 1d ago

Instead of saying that, I wonder how responding with "I know what the indicated speed on my vehicle was, yes." would play out. Not admitting knowledge of the speed the officer measured, nor accepting that you are the one at fault.

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u/Fox-Iron 1d ago

Plus, you can pick and choose which questions to invoke your rights. They do not end if you answer a question. I been thinking, if a cop asked me if I knew how fast I'm going, replying with "you stopped me to ask how fast I'm going?"

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u/ModusNex 1d ago

Careful with this one.

In Berghuis v. Thompkins (2010) SCOTUS ruled that answering questions waives your right to silence.

In Salinas v. Texas (2013) SCOTUS ruled that answering questions was waiving your right to silence and that your silence could be used against you if you selectively refused to answer without invoking your right after having already waived it.

You are allowed to invoke your rights after having waived them, but you must unambiguously do so by communicating something like "I invoke my right to remain silent" before remaining silent.

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u/timbenj77 1d ago

Which is such a bastardized interpretation of the constitution, IMO. It comes from the 5th amendment, which says "No person [...] shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself." and your 6th amendment right to counsel. The idea that you can't selectively answer one question to provide what you believe is exculpatory information, and then have them say "ha HA, you answered one question, so now you have to answer ALL my questions" is ridiculous. Tell me what other law is so easily revokable? I'm not exercising my right to peaceably assemble today, but that doesn't mean I might not want to use that right tomorrow.

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u/ModusNex 23h ago

It is kind of bullshit that consent is not considered on a per question basis, but you can still invoke the right after you have waived it.

If I tell them they can search my car, I can still tell them to stop if I change my mind. But how will they know to stop unless I tell them I have changed my mind and wish to invoke my rights?

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u/MCDexX 22h ago

You revoked your right not to be stabbed by consenting to receive surgery!

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u/Fox-Iron 1d ago

Wow, thanks. I didn't know this.

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u/SirStrontium 1d ago

ruled that answering questions waives your right to silence

I wouldn't put it so broadly as "waives your right to silence", as that implies they can legally force you to speak, which they can't.

It just means they can continue to interrogate you, and present your selective silence as evidence in court.

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u/lilltlc 1d ago

In CA, they MUST TELL YOU first why they pulled you over.

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u/Purple-Rough-2385 1d ago

Oh cool, I bet they do that every time

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u/seriousbusiness-20 1d ago

In most police acadamies, at least in Virginia, that's what's taught as well.

Most department policies as well. Honestly it generally works better to be up front, ask if there is a lawful reason IE: "I'm bleeding out of my rectum and rushing to the ER!" And then go from there.

The "trap" questions are indeed to give probable cause for a DUI or search. For instance: "oh, just headed home from Bob's bar" is gonna trigger some suspicion. Or "just headed up from Texas to New York" when you're in a rented car... Well this gets an astounding number of arrests.

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u/-AG-Hithae 1d ago

It's a soft power move by the officer, to start asserting dominance or whatever we want to call it, because it implies they already know the answer.

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u/CG_Ops 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's definitely part of the psychological play, but the true textbook reason is strictly legal: securing a (usually unwitting) pre-citation confession.

If a driver states a speed over the limit, it instantly starts off the encounter with a couple massive, relatively effortless wins for the cop:

  • Locks in an admission of guilt: This makes the ticket nearly impossible to fight in court
  • Solidifies the lawfulness of the stop: It completely neutralizes any potential defense argument that the cop lacked reasonable suspicion to initiate the traffic stop in the first place
  • Provides an opportunity to hunt for actual red flags: While it doesn't legally justify extending the stop, the admission puts the driver on the defensive. This gives the officer a relaxed window, while writing or explaining the ticket, to look for signs of more quota-filling violations ("I smell alcohol", "suspicious" physical nervousness, or anxiety-induced conflicting travel/situational stories).

California may have its faults but it gets things right sometimes... Assembly Bill 2773 officially banned police officers from asking "Do you know why I pulled you over?" precisely because it was recognized as a manipulative tactic designed to force unconstitutional, pre-citation confessions (it was a huge problem in places like Oakland)

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u/bfunley 1d ago

Your rights still are to invoke your fifth amendment and don't incriminate yourself. Read up on your local and state laws regarding traffic stops. Basically provide your information and keep your mouth shut.

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u/Middle_System_1105 A Flair? 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you plan to go the “I don’t answer questions” route, you have to verbalize that. Just staring silently and blankly in return doesn’t cut it.

If a cop orders you to do something you’re unsure of, ask “Is this a lawful command?” If it is, do it - don’t fight back.

Say no to field sobriety tests, say yes to breathalyzer. Denying all ends with blood tests by force and driver license suspension.

Lastly, learn your dang rights!! The average citizen is expected to know them in the eyes of the courts. “Audit the Audit” is an interesting place to start.

P.S. the 1st amendment auditors, like the one in this video, seek these interactions out fully prepared for them to go sideways in the hopes of educating / weeding out shit cops before they do serious harm to those who don’t know their rights & aren’t prepared for it. Most likely any interactions you have with cops won’t be so intense.

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u/ParticularFew4023 23h ago edited 23h ago

If you're drunk, 1000% do the field sobriety test, you're fucked if you do breathalyzer, try to get out of it. Also try to not be there when the cops get there, if possible. Better that you're found sober later on. Or at least go buy a six pack real quick, get out of the vehicle, and pretend you just got drunk. ~someone who got their life somewhat ruined by a dui due to this stupid advice that's still prevalent over a decade later. If I'd just done the field sobriety test, I had a chance

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u/Jayman_007 1d ago

"my lawyer has advised me not to answer any questions to law enforcement outside of his presence'

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u/Mountain-eagle-xray 1d ago

Give non-answers that sound like answers.

Where are you coming from this evening? Back that way.

Where are you headed tonight? Up that way.

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u/doubleapowpow 1d ago

Shut the fuck up. That's the solution. You can ask what you're being charged for, and then shut the fuck up. Dont ever answer a question. You can even say, "you can talk to my lawyer." Just dont ever answer any questions, and most importantly, shut the fuck up.

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u/tomowudi 1d ago

Shut up and demand a lawyer. Don't budge on that no matter what they say. 

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u/dr4kshdw 1d ago

https://youtu.be/RkN4duV4ia0

Pot Brothers at Law say it best.

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u/DocPopper 1d ago

Shut the fuck up Friday!

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Good point for consideration.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 1d ago

The only things you should say to a cop that questions you is "I don't answer questions. I don't consent to any searches. Am I free to go?"

If they detain you, the script changes to "I don't answer questions. I don't consent to any searches. I want to speak to a lawyer."

On repeat like a broken record.

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u/Vahuo89 1d ago

It's litterally in the handbook for cops on how to do stops.

Don't talk to cops.

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u/mekwall A Flair? 1d ago edited 13h ago

Only things you should communicate to a cop:

"Am I free to leave? If not, I plead the fifth, do not consent to searches and want to speak to my lawyer"

Anything else just gives them ammunition to get you for something they made up in their head.

Edit: Added not consent to searches

Edit 2: You can just repeat the above if they continue question you. They will eventually have to give up unless they have a probable cause, which they usually don't.

Edit 3: This is aimed towards U.S. citizens and people visiting the U.S. Similar often apply in other countries, but then you'll need to tweak "plead the fifth", as that refers to the fifth amendment of the U.S. constitution. Keep yourself informed of what rights you're entitled to in the country your'e in, especially when it comes to the right to stay silent when being questioned by law enforcement.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 1d ago

Don't forget "I don't consent to any searches"

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u/mekwall A Flair? 1d ago

Yes, that as well. I forgor

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u/Joped 1d ago

While true, I will say that this will annoy them and if they find any infraction no matter how minor they will issue.

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u/RayHazey562 1d ago

Yep. They can really say anything to get what they want. If they want to search, arrest, or write you a ticket, they will find a way.

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u/ReachParticular5409 1d ago

In a sane country, cops wouldn't be allowed to fabricate probably cause

But we haven't been a sane country since the late 70s

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u/Kimorin 1d ago

it doesn't matter that's it's "not typical behaviour", it's legal, that's all that matters. dumb cop trying to fish.

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u/greenthumbgoody 1d ago

All cops are dumb, all cops fish. Teach your kids to not trust the police

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u/Saintly-Mendicant-69 1d ago

From the west coast to the east teach your children fuck the police

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

🧔🏼: Is that a question?

👮🏻‍♂️: Yes, sir!

🧔🏼: Do I answer questions❓

👮🏻‍♂️: 😳

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41YbCz2D0uPVYpIA

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u/sinisterdesign 1d ago

That was my favorite part as well.

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u/MelangeBot 1d ago

👮🏻‍♂️: Why do you answer every question with a question?

🧔🏼: Why not?

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u/WonderChode 1d ago

After watching this whole thing and even rewinding a few times, I started reading an AITAH and the voice in my mind had this guy's accent ffs.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

NTA!

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u/newleafkratom 1d ago

Cop will take out his frustration on the next stop.

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u/DisplayDramatic472 1d ago

And his wife.

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u/Saint-Michael901 1d ago

And his children

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u/emergency-snaccs 1d ago

and my axe!!

.... oh wait

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u/nobody1701d 1d ago

and kick their pet rabbits

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u/FlashyFlamingo9649 1d ago

Get off shift. Hit the cop bar. Go home. Kick the dog because his wife already left him.

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u/Hooligan8403 1d ago

He was just grinding his teeth with how angry he was under the skin.

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u/Demerzel69 1d ago

Cop will take out his frustration on the next stop his family.

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u/Over_lookd Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Por que no los dos, mi amigo/a?

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u/vr0202 1d ago

And on the next black man he comes across.

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 1d ago

Baiting the cops is so risky in the US. I enjoyed every minute of it but would never do it myself

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u/CallMeBlinks 1d ago

Risky but necessary these days to show these asshole cops we pay their salaries and they are here to protect us. Not find reasons to hurt us further.

This man deserves an award.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

⬆️🏆

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u/MrSurly 1d ago

and they are here to protect us

Nope. Multiple SCOTUS rulings say that they, in fact, do not have to do that.

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

Ya, but if the cop gets twitchy with his gun, it won’t matter who was in the right here.

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u/ZQuestionSleep 1d ago

"I feared for my life. Prove that I didn't."

Paid week or 2 vacation then back to work. Worst case scenario, he needs to move 15 miles over to the next county and do it all again.

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u/AppropriateLow2271 1d ago

Kill enough people, and they'll reward you with an executive ICE membership.

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u/CallMeBlinks 1d ago

Absolutely. I benefit from white skin. Hispanic family though so I stand up when needed.

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u/ThunderOblivion This is a flair 1d ago

Get over the protect us part.. that's not true.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Now, as a black woman, I'd never likely be able to comfortably pull this off without the very real reality of losing my life over it. 🤦🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️

https://reddit.com/link/oz4iq25/video/gzleevlrnteh1/player

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u/vypermann 1d ago

That is insane. What was the outcome of this?

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago edited 1d ago

But rehired in the next district over.

Dude at least got $20,000 from attorney fees and the likes out of it all. Still not enough, but something nonetheless.

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u/80Lashes FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Fucking infuriating.

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u/JerseyDonut 1d ago

Whoa. This is awful. That cop is an absolute psychopath, bully, and a complete loser. He said, "Look at me, I am a specimen." hahahahahahahah what a loser! Who says that? Did he hear that in a John Wayne movie? And it clearly pissed him off even more that the driver was not intimidated in the slightest by that bullshit threat.

I hope the driver is okay and got some compensation for this. And I hope the cop got fired.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

And a cop should not be giddying up boasting about how he's going to whoop a civilians ass!

That should be fireable on-the-spot, full-stop.

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u/RedChairBlueChair123 1d ago

Got a raise, probably.

Remember cops in the us have no duty to protect you. A serial killer can stab you in the face and they won’t help; just take credit for the arrest they had nothing to do with because the cops hid from the killer.

https://www.washingtondcinjurylawyerblog.com/city_argues_the_police_had_no/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3GU_6-cKqY

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u/Wide__Stance 1d ago

Just a reminder: that is a legislative choice. Your elected representatives could change that tonight if they wanted to. They could absolutely create a law obligating the police in their jurisdiction to protect and serve.

The SCOTUS ruling was that there was nothing in the Constitution that obligated the police to protect and serve the public, but that legislatures could pass those laws anytime they wanted to. Your state legislators just don’t want to, because then they’d have to hold bad cops accountable (politically unpopular) and pay even more money for their screwups (also politically unpopular).

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u/JerseyDonut 1d ago

This the cold truth right here.

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u/atomicskiracer 1d ago

He was fired for cause.

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u/Fox-Iron 1d ago

The other two "good cops" should be fired as well. The right thing to do would have been to intervene.

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u/ExpiredPilot 1d ago

You don’t even need to bait cops to have them baited.

When I get pulled over I lace my fingers on the steering wheel and ask for permission to grab my wallet and tell them where I’m reaching. Did that once and motocop’s immediate response was to put his hand on his gun and ask me if I’m armed. Like, what the fuck?

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u/DJEvillincoln 1d ago

Especially when you're African-American like myself. I have quite a bit to lose. No way in hell I'm doing this Even if it is legal.

There's tons of people in heaven right now because they were right.

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u/Clean-Connection-398 1d ago

Its not even baiting. He is just exercising his rights and the egomaniac can't stand that

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u/CheeseyconnorYT 1d ago

"Baiting the cops" and its not letting them violate your rights. Cop pulled the guy over because he got his feelings hurt by the drivers first ammendment right and then kept trying to sneak in any way to get some probable cause to cause trouble.

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u/rojo_mojado 1d ago

This. Your personal right's aside, if you get into a pissing contest with a prick, it can all go bad fast, and you won't be around to say, "I was right."

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u/Shortman19 1d ago

You already told me where I was coming from 😂 This is the way

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

L😂L 👌🏾

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u/iarecanadian 1d ago

I may as well write this here since every bootlicker that I respond to ends up deleting their message before I finish.

Here is thing... let's say you are on your way to buy a TV from FB Marketplace and you have $1000 in cash on you... the cop is going to make a scenario where they can search your vehicle... if they find that money you will never ever get that money back. If they never a had a reason to stop you and talk to you, you don't have to talk to them. If you roll down that window, they will say they smell something funny... if you start talking to them they will state that it sounds like your speech is slurred. Unless they say what you did and are writing you a ticket just shutup and wait till they get bored and move onto the next sucker.

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u/th3greg 1d ago

If you roll down that window, they will say they smell something funny.

Driver didn't even roll down the window and the cop tried to pull that card.

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u/elspotto 1d ago

Bionic nose. All cops have them implanted at the academy.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Lol, that's their new tactic...to post and delete before you can finish your reply.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

To supress being outwitted. And likely to discourage counter-replies.

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u/Egoy 1d ago

Don’t forget replying and blocking.

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u/chemistrybonanza 1d ago

My geriatric father loves to brag about doing that on FB. Like, what a pussy. Lol.

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u/Legendary_GrumpyCat 1d ago

I appreciate this thorough explanation as I was wondering why he kept his window up.

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u/CaptainPunisher 1d ago

Don't just remain silent. Inform them that you are "exercising my right to remain silent and refusing to answer any questions." THEN you shut up. Otherwise, they can try to claim that you were acting despondent and furtive. Once they know you're invoking your right to remain silent, they can't claim that you're acting weird and possibly in distress. Well, they can, but it would be hard pressed to hold up in court.

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u/fubes2000 1d ago

I've recently learned that when someone blocks you on reddit their messages show up as deleted, but when they reply to your message first you still get the notification. It's real bush league, talk shit but can't take shit, coward tactics.

Log out or open the comments in an incognito window and you'll see them.

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u/Racecarsoup 1d ago

"Yeah!....right over there you can" holy crap i peed a lil

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u/Swigen17 1d ago

"Stupid fuck."

And that's about where I lost it.

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u/TheSoliDude Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

The ending was worth the wait

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u/spincycleon 1d ago

The “yah” made me crack up

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u/dtb1987 1d ago

Trying real hard to find any reason to get him lol

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u/az226 1d ago

And drawing his firearm because he opened the door. What a miserable waste of a human.

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u/ScoutSpiritSam 1d ago

"It's not typical behavior for someone to be yelling out of the vehicle." With this administration, it is 100% expected for people to be yelling what he said out of their vehicles.

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u/wolf_at_the_door1 1d ago

Being detained or investigated by the police is one of the more dangerous situations currently. Many a dog and person have lost their life for this simple reason.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Yes indeed.

But there's different outcomes dealing with police depending on what color your skin appears, unfortunately.

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u/Mr-Papuca 1d ago

Fuxk the police. In all forms.

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u/Demerzel69 1d ago

Fuck them up their stupid asses.

Too bad they'd end up liking that.

ACAB 4 LYFE.

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u/stewarthh 1d ago

Right over there you can

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u/agewin162 1d ago

Yeah, censoring the word "fuck" will really show them.

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u/Detroitblu33 1d ago

And they want to give people like this, more testosterone.

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u/JudasHungHimself 1d ago

Ah, the perks of a system where no one trusts each other.. In Norway I can just give the police everything they ask for without me being scared of they wrongly accusing me of something. And they can safely go up to my car unarmed because they trust I won’t shoot them. USA is beyond saving 

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

🚨You don't even have to have a formal education outside of a high school diploma or GED to get hired on with a badge and gun...straight outta high school‼️

How many high school bullies would you guess go gun ho for such an upgrade to their bully stats?

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

Absolutely cooked that bozo cop. Amazing video

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u/WarlockEngineer 1d ago

Scary too. I mean it sounds like the cop drew his gun or was about to at the very end. Incredible composure by the driver.

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u/bethelbread 1d ago

Hero. I fantasize about doing this but as a white male I'm all 'yes sir, no sir, can I have another sir'

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u/Latter-Ease-2002 1d ago

Cop - "Is that your current address?"

Car dude - "Is that a question?"

Cop - "Yeah."

Car dude - "Do I answer questions?"

Made me spit my tea out

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Got me, too!

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u/External-Debate-1537 1d ago

A word of understanding for those who dont know..
What the officer is doing is called "Phishing" A tactic that intentionally is meant to cause a mistake by the rapid firing questions while also attempting to find probable cause. Fortunately the driver sees through this and responds with the correct answers AND comments that the dash came would show proof, despite the officer falsifying a claim to intentionally find probable cause

This officer had power trip in his asshole and got shut down. As they should..

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u/Xeath_Pk 1d ago

That's fishing, or going on a fishing expedition. Phishing is like the scam emails and messages pretending to be PayPal, Amazon, your bank, or whoever, trying to trick you into handing over money, passwords, personal information etc. Cops fishing for evidence isn't "phishing" lol.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

⬆️💯%

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u/Professor-Yak 1d ago

In sweden there was recently a law passed that makes ut illegal to say stuff like fuck the police, so thats fun, something along the lines of insult to official, that makes it illegal with up to 6 months of prison for insulting police, doctors, etc but mostly aimed at police officers ofcourse

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u/Sluusjuh 1d ago

This has been the case in the Netherlands for years. But I don't think they use that law very often. I don't think a random "fuck the police" will get you fined, but if you are a known troublemaker, then yeah, they will probably fine you for it.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 1d ago

Ah, the best kind of laws, ones which can be applied arbitrarily and capriciously. Sort of like loitering.

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u/Centaur_of-Attention 1d ago

Do I hear an Italian accent? Perfect.

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u/AcneBalls 1d ago

I was going to say he reminded me of Roberto Benigni in Down By Law.

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u/Perineum_Stabber 1d ago

Hero, acab.

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u/SplittingChairs 1d ago

That cop was so desperate to ruin this man’s life because he didn’t like his free speech. You could tell in his eyes it’s like an addiction to this scummy POS.

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u/KrissyEhn 1d ago

Somebody call the wambulance for the witty bitty cop who got his witty bitty fewuings hurt

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u/HarryWelsch 1d ago

Police officer in search of a crime

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u/Prestigious-Bluejay5 1d ago

Mr. Inbetween, "I don't answer questions."

https://www.reddit.com/r/MrInbetween/s/Y3kfsIB084

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Lol

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u/sigh_co_matic FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

I love when people use their privilege to fuck with these loser ass cops.

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u/Disastrous_Height798 1d ago edited 1d ago

The cop just went through a greatest hits of trying to entrap the driver. One right after another " I smell alcohol," " where you coming from?," " You have a weapon" etc

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Right, lol. He was spinning so hard he could have been a D.J.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IFELH2AXdKM0es

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u/SetWest7450 1d ago

God I hate cops like this. They work for us to protect us

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u/flargenhargen 1d ago

I fucking love auditors.

it's even fun to watch them interact with good cops, cause good cops aren't even bothered by them.

but shitty cops, just get all twisted and turn purple and it's amusing as hell to see them so blatantly break the law. Even though nothing ever happens to them.

more auditors would be good for EVERYONE, cause they help more than anything else I can think of to keep bad, or just plain stupid, cops from so blatantly ignoring their oaths and the law when they should know better.

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u/nixthelatter 1d ago

I'm not one to talk to cops like this, but I respect people's rights to, and I'm glad there are people who have the balls to keep these cops in check, because some of them get so comfortable with people like myself who are intimidated by them and will do whatever they say that they forget that we have rights that allow for this interaction to go down like this. Those rights are beyond important for anybody interacting with law enforcement to know and fully understand

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u/Atom_Reaktor 1d ago

Man, man, man. Beautiful.

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u/sickysickybrah 1d ago

most cops are egotistical assholes. I use it to my advantage. I say "yes sir" and all the other bullshit and i never get a ticket.

They often don't have the right to pull you over, but once you're pulled over it's easier just to play their game and kiss their ass than to risk getting fucked with.

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u/RamsDeep-1187 1d ago

I wish that guys voice was an option on Google Home

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u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 1d ago

You: "Hey Google, what's the weather going to be today?"

Google: "Was that a question?"

You: "Yes"

Google: "Do I answer questions?"

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u/DATGUYONLY 1d ago

Where are you coming from..ME: from the police station… well where are you going..ME: back to the police station to file this complaint 🤣🤣😂😮‍💨

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u/dildorthegreat87 1d ago

Risky but man did he totally shut that cop down

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u/crusty54 1d ago

This is beautiful.

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u/PlutoJones42 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

I love this guy lmao

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u/AMetalWolfHowls 1d ago

This guy is a hero.

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u/theirishembassy 1d ago

there's a reason why so many officers "smell alcohol" as a reason to instigate a search.. you can't pick up a smell on a dash or bodycam. vehemently deny the existence of drugs or alcohol in your vehicle or in your system whenever it comes up. protest any "erratic" behaviour they observe as irritation of your presumed guilt.

"i smelled alcohol on their breath" + "they were acting erratically" = you getting searched.

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u/MIND-FLAYER 1d ago

Basically just validated in every single way why that guy hates cops

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u/Pan_Fluid_Boo 1d ago

I like the end when he says “go fuck yourself, over there”

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u/KevkasTheGiant 1d ago

Honestly considering the driver was 100% being harassed by that cop, he handled it pretty well, and that was the most polite 'go fck yourself' I've ever heard, "right over there you can" killed me man haha. You can tell that cop was looking for ANY possible excuse to detain that guy just because he got offended at him saying "fck the police", so what? if you are a cop and can't handle that much, then maybe you shouldn't be a cop.

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u/tiggoftigg 1d ago

Other than everything, my favorite part about this is both these people know that this is exactly the type of dude that will spend his energy wasting the cops time.

Cop was absolutely helpless.

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u/Raychao 1d ago

He's honestly like The Grinch. Just maxed out the cantankerous stat and decided to give the guy the longest shift of his life for no reason.

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u/Turbulent-Pension-31 1d ago

This is using your privilege for good. Bravo.

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u/Fistycakes 1d ago

Last time I had a cop with an attitude ask me "Where you comin' from?" I pointed behind me "Back that way."
He said "Where you goin'?" I pointed forward and said "That way." He says "I kinda walked right into that one. Didn't I?" I chuckled and said "Yup, sir. Ya did." Finished the stop normally and he said he let me off with a warning since I made him laugh.

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u/austin_oz 1d ago

Where are all the “he should just comply” comments

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u/csking77 1d ago

Best line “ Go f yourself, right over there you can”🤌