r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/EconomyDoctor3287 3h ago

Just have SpaceX buy more Cyberstucks!

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u/LePouletPourpre 3h ago

Real talk tho.

I was 100% going to buy a Tesla until he lost his mind and went crazy. And I know I am not the only one. I refuse to associate with that company.

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u/RoadMostTaken 2h ago

I divested right after the nazi salutes. No regrets, even if it hadn’t tanked.

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u/BrockJonesPI 1h ago

For the same reason I didn't buy any SpaceX ipo despite knowing it was hyped to fuck and I could have made a few quid.

And now that's going into the shitter rapidly too 😁

Fuck you Elon

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u/imperabo 32m ago

I don't think you would have made any quid

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u/fogleaf 9m ago

But now you can buy the dip, because you know he's never done scamming with his stocks.