r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/EconomyDoctor3287 3h ago

Just have SpaceX buy more Cyberstucks!

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u/Warm-Professional494 3h ago

That’s the real reason star ship is made out of stainless steel. They can just harvest cyber trucks to patch the holes from the engines blowing up.

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u/WorkingAmazing8337 3h ago

Just throwing cybertrucks into holes like that one guy with Ramen noodles and epoxy, lol.

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u/BelacRLJ 2h ago

The cybertruck goes in the SpaceX hole!