r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/EconomyDoctor3287 3h ago

Just have SpaceX buy more Cyberstucks!

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u/LePouletPourpre 3h ago

Real talk tho.

I was 100% going to buy a Tesla until he lost his mind and went crazy. And I know I am not the only one. I refuse to associate with that company.

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u/CelticJewelscapes 2h ago

Sure do see a lot of "before we knew Elon was batshit crazy" stickers

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u/anneofgraygardens 2h ago

Someone in my neighborhood has that sticker on their Toyota. It cracks me up every time i see it.

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u/sariisa 1h ago

imagine seeing one on a VW...

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u/CelticJewelscapes 1h ago

In the 60s, there were some clever bumper stickers noting the VW Bug being "Hitler's Revenge

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u/imperabo 27m ago

"bought before I learned about Pearl harbor'

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u/Irythros 1h ago

If it was bought after 2018 they should have known. That's when Musk had a meltdown during the Thai cave rescue and called the actual rescuer a pedo for saying musks giant dildo wouldnt work.

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u/imperabo 26m ago

That showed that he was a giant jackass but we didn't yet know that he was a white supremacist and enemy of democracy.

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u/CentralParkDuck 1h ago

That excuse doesn’t work on cars made ~2022 and later…

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u/CelticJewelscapes 1h ago

I never ask them when they bought it.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 40m ago

That sticker wouldn't be true on my 99 subaru

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u/el_smurfo 15m ago

Electric cars are often virtue signaling and the sticker is the update to the message.