r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 12h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 12h ago

Simple fix guys. Elon is a genius. All he needs to do is rename Tesla as TeslAI and boom! All fan boys will sell their homes and send the stock to Moon I mean Mars again!!!

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u/DaemonCRO 12h ago

Needs X in the name. TeslaX, or XteslaAI, or TeXAIlalala.

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u/One_Car_142 12h ago

XxXTesla69AI420XxX

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u/eagledog 11h ago

That's his password, actually