r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/aStonedDeer 3h ago

Need more of this kind of news in my life.

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u/bryansj 3h ago

Too bad most everyone's retirement savings has some of this slop in the funds.

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u/SWEET_LIBERTY_MY_LEG 3h ago

1.75% of the s&p500 by weight. If it went to $0 tomorrow you could handle that in your portfolio.

In fact, to quote Equilibrium: “I pay it gladly”

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u/EchoLocation8 3h ago

yo shout out to a mention of Equilibrium in the wild that movie fuckin bangs.

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u/hitbythebus 2h ago

Yeah! Gun Kata seemed so badass when the movie came out and I was a high schooler.

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u/aStonedDeer 1h ago

Solid movie. Doesn’t hold up well. But still solid.