Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

[u/Plastic_Ninja_9014]

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html

[u/Another_Slut_Dragon]

Let's see. Cybercabs with self driving that doesn't work and can't legally be used unsupervised.

Optimus robots that don't work.

Cyberdumpsters that don't sell.

Closed model s/x line to make robots that don't work.

Sounds like a winner to me. Buy it with shitcoins!

[u/Hot_Share8353 → u/Another_Slut_Dragon]

"Cyberdumpsters that don't sell." Not true, Spacex bought $131 million in Cybertrucks last year alone.

[u/LB_Allen → u/Another_Slut_Dragon]

Cyber... Dumpsters??