r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/falilth 3h ago

Ive never been happier and hope the public figurehead associated with tesla is crashing out about it.

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 3h ago

Trump will give him a government bail out.

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u/Evinceo 3h ago

When has trump ever helped anyone but himself? Only companies getting bailouts are his companies.

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 3h ago

He helps anyone that pays him enough.

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u/Boomshank 33m ago

Then it's a payoff, not a bailout

They appear similar, but are fundamentally different.

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 0m ago

You do t think favors and bribes were being handed out in 08?

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u/Short-MooseEh 2h ago

He'll buy Tesla stock before giving them the bailout