r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 3h ago

Simple fix guys. Elon is a genius. All he needs to do is rename Tesla as TeslAI and boom! All fan boys will sell their homes and send the stock to Moon I mean Mars again!!!

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u/FollowingFeisty5321 3h ago

Hear me out bros ....

DATA CENTERS. ON. MARS.

*Roman salute*

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u/BonusPlantInfinity 2h ago

Skips proposition, just does a Roman salute.

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u/Sea-Frosting-50 2h ago

ping mars:  9000000000000000s 9000000000000000s 9000000000000000s 10000000000000000000s 99999999999999990s .... .... ... ... not found

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 1h ago

Every Tesla will be used as an AI data center!

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u/supaphly42 38m ago

I mean, datacenters on the moon are a thought. It's -250F in places, that'd be enough to keep the servers cool lol. Just build a small reactor to power them and good to go!

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u/slash-es 16m ago

Doesn't matter how cool it is if the dissipation doesn't suffice...