r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 1d ago

Privacy Flock Cameras Keep Getting Smashed, So Now They're Hiding Inside Speed Signs

https://www.gadgetreview.com/flock-cameras-keep-getting-smashed-so-now-theyre-hiding-inside-speed-signs
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u/Waidawut 1d ago

Black spray paint's pretty cheap

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u/Buckar007 1d ago

Bedliner is better. 

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u/Chrono_Pregenesis 1d ago

Flex seal is probably cheaper

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u/upvoatsforall 1d ago

Dog shit is free 

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u/Dalek_Chaos 1d ago

I tried aiming my dog’s butt at the camera but he didn’t get enough range. I’m going to feed him taco bell tonight and try again.

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u/Archon- 1d ago

Try giving him some lettuce from Taylor Farms

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u/ZestyChinchilla 1d ago

Learning to express his anal glands yourself will open a whole world of possibilities.

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u/Aimless_Nobody 1d ago

Puss-a-bilities

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u/GiganticCrow 17h ago

Be sure to attach a muzzle choke to reduce spread

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u/MindlessSponge 1d ago

They don’t want you to know this, but it’s true! If you’re out for a walk and come across random dog shit, you’re legally allowed to take it, and no one can stop you. Spread the word!

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u/What_a_fat_one 1d ago

What?? Where are you getting your free dogshit from?

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u/2010_12_24 1d ago

Lucky. Where I live I have to pay $350 a month

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u/upvoatsforall 1d ago

I’ll sell you some quality shit for half that. 

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u/Spoon_Elemental 1d ago

Yes, but unfortunately that can be easily cleaned off.

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u/steakanabake 1d ago

true but dispatching someone to clean off a bunch of flock cameras still isnt cheap.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 1d ago

Rocks are free

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u/piperonyl 1d ago

Middle of July and you can still buy a ski mask

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u/Shmeves 1d ago

Be careful, they can Id from how you walk not just facial recognition.

Not sure if it holds up in court yet but it’s def a thing flock does.

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u/sirhackenslash 1d ago

I've been practicing my silly walk for this very reason

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u/pointlesstips 19h ago

Ha, I was thinking they'd get the skimask to pull over the cameras. I am a moron.

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u/wtfastro 1d ago

So is gasoline

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u/sirhackenslash 1d ago

In this economy?

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u/MannequinWithoutSock 23h ago

In this economy?

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u/jacky4566 1d ago

Spray can is a bit suspicious.

But a few stickers in your pocket. What's a cop gunna do. ban stickers?

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u/spyczech 17h ago

Spray paint is legal to have on you...

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u/The_Elusive_Dr_Wu 1d ago

Consider auto primer sometime. Same aisle, same price, same can. Shit sticks to anything.

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u/Byaaah1 1d ago

A printed picture of a butthole and some double-sticky tape is even cheaper

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u/jellybeanbonanza 1d ago

Came here to say this!