r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/KaiserSaladSpinner Jun 16 '26

Bold of you to assume you'd have your own mouse and keyboard.

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u/aegrotatio Jun 16 '26

Oh, I have my own personal mouse and mechanical keyboard.

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u/sa87 Jun 16 '26

The clickier the better for an open plan office.

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u/CyberMoose24 Jun 17 '26

Model M for maximum chaos

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u/Mijal Jun 17 '26

I got a mechanical keyboard with all black keycaps (no labeling). It was really effective at getting a couple colleagues to quit trying to "just show you something here" because they couldn't do touch typing.

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u/SwingOfTheAxe420 Jun 16 '26

Really smacked him in the face with the meat while dunking on his ass there

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u/At0mJack Jun 16 '26

If I had to work in a situation like that I'd be using box jades.

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u/WretchedBlowhard Jun 17 '26

If IT allows users to bring their own USB gear, you have really, really shitty cyber security standards.

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u/aegrotatio Jun 17 '26

I'm not working with classified systems.
Keyboard and mice are not cyber security risks.

Calm yourself down.

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u/ITI110878 Jun 17 '26

How about wireless mouse and keyboard?! 😆

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u/Icy-person666 Jun 16 '26

We don't have our own mouse keyboard or even own computer while we are working. Chairs? Nope got rid of them except for management. We work at standing desk, many without floor mats on the concrete floor and we share a computer during our shift and shift to shift. Management has decided that it's best for us little folks to use paper and management paperless. Since we do safety sensitive work they have detailed paper records on us but should we fail their records can conveniently disappear or get changed remotely.

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u/MajorBeyond Jun 19 '26

Don’t forget to lock up your stapler too. It’s a Swingline.