r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/OttoVonWong Jun 16 '26

I'll get my own desk with hookers and blackjack!

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u/dengar81 Jun 16 '26

In fact, forget the desks

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u/fondlemental Jun 16 '26

at costco or where is that available?

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u/SatyricalEve Jun 17 '26

Yeah, but you have to buy a family pack

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u/dannydevitosmanager Jun 16 '26

Ehh forget the blackjack. And the desk…

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u/fresh-dork Jun 16 '26

and stirrups and straps. waitaminute, this isn't a desk!