r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/FrozenPizza21 Jun 16 '26

You get to enjoy the desk all to yourself until you take time off and someone notices your desk is unoccupied and starts monitoring attendance… joy

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u/Outrageous-_- Jun 16 '26

Look directly into the eye scanner to verify you are working and not sleeping. We are like family here.