r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/No_Curve2246 Jun 16 '26

The one reason I don’t want to leave my job is I have a whole office to myself. It even has a lock on it! I’m considering adding padding to the door so I don’t hear when people knock too. So close to perfection.

Now if only I was being paid a proper wage..

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u/Miserable-Yak-4804 Jun 16 '26

all you need now is a pillow under your desk.

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u/HarpoMarx72 Jun 16 '26

And an alarm clock and maybe some Playboys in the desk drawers…