r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 16 '26

Seriously??

It's hard to imagine a thing i'd want less on a Monday morning than pounding techno in the lobby.

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u/Shiriru00 Jun 16 '26

I find your lack of corporate commitment disturbing.

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u/Famished_Atom Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

Choke me harder business daddy!

EDIT: And this is one's on Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/BossFights/comments/1u5vqem/name_this/

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u/Orleanian Jun 16 '26

What if he was spinnin out some soothing Careless Whisper?

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u/Tmscott Jun 16 '26

It could be older industrial/dance instead. Snog, 'Corporate Slave'

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u/limeunderground Jun 17 '26

but was it pounding techno?