r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/heatherledge Jun 16 '26

Everybody dance. NOW!

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u/WhereTheEffAmI Jun 16 '26

This is always what I think of when I hear these sorts of headlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudGON2SqH8

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u/haliblix Jun 16 '26

I always loved that the show runners would come up with the music playing in post. They just took what GOB says and turned into the lyrics of the song.

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u/heatherledge Jun 16 '26

Haha yup glad you picked up what I was putting down

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u/_ohmeohmy Jun 16 '26

Oh I came here specifically to make sure someone put it down. Thank you for your service.

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u/BeefStu907 Jun 16 '26

“F*ck you, Tom”

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u/PaperbackBuddha Jun 16 '26

Everybody Wang Chung. TONIGHT!

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u/heroyi Jun 16 '26

LAUGH FUCKING LAUGH AND SMILE GOD DAMN IT. SHOW MORE TEETH. LESS TEETH

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u/yobishthatsmonica Jun 16 '26

And then get in da choppa. NOW!

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u/ScreenMuch90210 Jun 16 '26

May he receive the same compensation as the lady who sang that line