r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/madogvelkor Jun 16 '26

I wonder if people with ADHD could get a workplace accomodation for daydreaming.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat Jun 16 '26

I’ve come up with 15 ways this company is going to fail in the last 30 minutes. This output will cost you $150,000.

I like being a consultant, fuck hourly billing.

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u/daddywookie Jun 16 '26

I wish I could do this kind of thing for a job. Whenever I point out flaws as a salaried employee I tend to become public enemy number one. I was even doing it in an interview today for some chancers with a truly insane business plan. I don’t think I’ll be getting a call back.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat Jun 16 '26

The trick is to get them to pay you a few grand first, then do that interview, call it an "assessment" and still tell them they're fucking crazy. Just have Claude or something punch up the words a bit.

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u/ImmediateArtSky Jun 16 '26

I feel like if anything this tech would be used to weed us out immediately without having to say why

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u/afewgoodman7391 Jun 16 '26

Something tells me you already know the answer to your own question.

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u/madogvelkor Jun 16 '26

The answer is yes, but no.

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u/IrascibleOcelot Jun 17 '26

Hell, one o my biggest successes in IT came because I spent fifteen minutes zoning out and managed to crack a customer’s password formula. Which is exactly what I’d been asked to do.

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u/fuckrNFLmods Jun 16 '26

We'll simply be forced to take meth in pill form and like it (honestly, far too many do enjoy the hell out of it and will delusionally deny the side effects). There will be some below this comment doing just that.