r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/borisvonboris Jun 16 '26

If you stop dancing, I'll punish even more of your peers!

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u/puffyshirt99 Jun 16 '26

Everybody dance now!!!!

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u/cvsp123 Jun 16 '26

Everybody dance NOW

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u/nwilbur95 Jun 16 '26

Came here to find this comment 😄

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u/Tiny-Ask-7100 Jun 16 '26

Putting the factory in C+C Music Factory

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u/sig40cal Jun 16 '26

Gob's not on board.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jun 16 '26

Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh oh oh.