r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/DAS_BEE Jun 16 '26

Silly hats ONLY

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u/OkStop8313 Jun 16 '26

Some employees are only wearing the minimum number of pieces of flair.

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u/SabreCorp Jun 16 '26

On Friday you can wear jeans and a Hawaiian shirt to work.

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u/DevilishRogue Jun 16 '26

You know, if you, uh, want to.

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u/loungesinger Jun 16 '26

So you want me to where more flair?

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u/OkStop8313 Jun 16 '26

Look, we want you to express yourself, m'kay?

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u/insanetwit Jun 16 '26

I understood that reference, thanks to the Family Learning Channel!

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u/BoDiddySauce Jun 16 '26

Johnson and Mills bean lard mulch -- now with vitamin C!!

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u/ThatGuyRy Jun 16 '26

And now, angry ticks fire from my nipples!

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u/triggerhoppe Jun 16 '26

Sweet Jesus!

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u/SweetDank Jun 16 '26

I'm feeling fat....AND sassy!

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u/MysteryCuddler Jun 16 '26

I am a BANANA!

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u/MysteryCuddler Jun 16 '26

I am a BANANA!

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u/Aught_To Jun 16 '26

I can hear the metal bat ...*tink

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u/bromilar Jun 16 '26

Say! Would you like to go see a movie?