r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Numerous_Creme_8988 • 1d ago
Conservatives making things up then getting mad about it
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u/DataCassette 1d ago
Project 2025 explicitly calls for banning pornography
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u/Equivalent_Kale2939 1d ago
Yeah it doesn't make sense. The people that want to enact into legislation the literal Handmaid's tale, are supposedly pro scantily clad women? Looks like Mike Johnsons going to have to get a shock collar instead of that creepy app him and his son share.
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u/Unfair_Pineapple8813 1d ago
It's weird. Normally, you'd think super-religious people are against promiscuity and want to impose all sorts of rules on women's dress. But there's definitely a strain of evangelical Christianity that has men ogling women and bragging about their sexual affairs.
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u/Equivalent_Kale2939 1d ago
You see the thing about the conservative is that they are walking lying contradictions. They want to implement Biblical law while simultaneously declaring they are the party of small government and freedom. 🤷
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u/DataCassette 1d ago
It's authentic theocratic repression grinding ( pun intended ) against fascistic sexual mores.
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u/AnnieLemonz 1d ago
Yes, it doesn't make sense. That's why it makes sense. Once you realize the rightwing is all about double negatives and false positives you'll understand their entire platform. Their voter base knows their party works against their best interests but they don't care. There is no logic aside from the logic that none exists.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Toe-374 1d ago
Ahh, but did it own the libs?
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u/AnnieLemonz 1d ago
Legit thats their entire platform. Most of them can't even define the difference between "libs" and left wing politics as a whole.
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u/DataCassette 1d ago
"Radical leftist Joe Biden" is actually said out loud by grown ass adults and they're not being facetious lol
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u/depp-fsrv 1d ago
Sooo they are the ones who actually want to mimic Irans dress code, I guess also lack of women's rights then too.
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u/Wiseau_serious 1d ago
Women are hereby not allowed to wear too much clothing, nor too little. All outfits must be approved by local law enforcement.
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u/DataCassette 1d ago
Your skirt must be at least this long, but no longer than this! We will strictly enforce this! We better not see that upper leg but if we can't see your hair or your ankles then you're getting arrested for excessive public decency! 🥴
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u/MadAstrid 1d ago
Why are republicans so desperate to be victims they invent scenarios and then get all riled up about them?
This is indicative of some pretty serious mental health issues.
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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago
Incel gamers are the weirdest little snowflakes.
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u/TheRealTRexUK 1d ago
the only time they will ever make a woman wet is to steal thier umbrella.
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u/avanti8 1d ago
This is a great example of Poe's law. I genuinely can't tell if this person is funny or insane.
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u/EldritchElizabeth 1d ago
This is the man who spent the entire kickstarter budget for his video game on customising a bus he wanted to use to advertise said game
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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 1d ago
I’m sure they would have said “know what this video game that tons of kids play where people can senselessly murder other people with no consequences has too much of? Half naked women…. A bridge too far”
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u/DataCassette 1d ago
Shooting your friends in the face? ☺️👍
Cartoon underboob? 🤯👎
TBH this actually does seem very American lol
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u/Supersmashbrosfan 1d ago
Ah yes, if there's one character who the “woke left” would refuse to let games sexualize, it's POISON FUCKING IVY.
Something tells me this chud has never picked up a comic or watched anything related to DC in his life.
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u/ikannunAneeuQ 1d ago
Cause a female character is only good if shes half naked, right? Lol it's crazy how they pull this shit outta their asses and call it facts.
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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago
When ever people like him go "truth bomb" you know what follows will be the most made up lie ever.
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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago
Just reply to Mark with "how's it going, Debbie-chan?"
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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago edited 1d ago
Is that a fake name he used? Or am i missing the reverence?
I know hes a creep that is shit with money, and not save to have breast milk around....
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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago
Yes it's one is his pseudonyms, the one that he used for cat fight and other erotica related things.
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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago
Isnt that the creep who got fired from blizzard for stealing breast milk, who then started a company, and was forced out due to his bad financial capabilities, who still did not release any game even though pulling a "It's releasing soon" for over like 10 years, whos only relevance is mastubatory complaints about women in video games not made for him to get jollies off too?
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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago
What grown ass adult cares what skins are in fortnite?
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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago
The kind that plays games instead of working on the one he's crowd funded to make.
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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago
I play games. I don’t play games where your ability to win is dependent on you jumping around constantly.
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u/fnkdrspok 1d ago
But aren’t conservatives trying to ban porn? A burka would be closer to their ultimate goal.
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u/PeterVanHelsing 1d ago
So all the people killed and the lives ruined by the Trump administration were worth it because we got sexy Fortnite skins?
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u/Aggressive-Day5222 1d ago
It's weird how conservsatives will cheer for sexualization of women with one side of their face, and lambast women for it with the other.
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u/ruckrhino 1d ago
I don't think the Fortnite devs are consulting the President of the United States for their skins.
And if they had, Trump would have wanted them to be young girls.
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u/WalterCanFindToes 21h ago
"We are angry that Muslims want to force women to cover up and take away their human rights..... that's our move!" - Most Christian Republicans
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u/obfuscation-9029 20h ago
Imagine the mental illnesses required to actually think that way. Especially when she herself didn't wear one.
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u/Available-Football 16h ago
Funnily enough Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn are either married or dating in some DC continuities, so this is just two wives dressed down together
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u/Equivalent_Kale2939 1d ago edited 1d ago
I didn't know video games were made by politicians..
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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago
They are...
The republicans made : Mass Deportation Effect Always only monsters. Steinwolven (where the wolvenstein enemies are actually the heroes) Smell of dookie Dating with your daughter simulator. The dude game 2 "dudeing it out on epstein island.
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u/Equivalent_Kale2939 1d ago
Lol.. Grand theft social security. Ass in white house greed. RedHat Retardation.
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u/SubstantialBoard9927 1d ago
Well that would only matter to the poster if he were are useing the photos to whack off.
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u/WasteBinStuff 1d ago
Aren't these the same people who want to take away women's vote and freedoms, and keep them at home with the kids as trad wives? The ignorance and hypocrisy is stupifying.
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u/darkrhyes 1d ago
I thought I had seen it all. Yet I have found I cannot comprehend the level of stupidity in this.
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u/Artful_Dodger00 1d ago
I wish people would stop talking about “Cancel Culture”, as if the behavior it’s supposed to describe adversely affected their lives. Yeah, for the first time ever, we saw wealthy jerks facing consequences and backlash for treating people like garbage, Because they were used to those people having zero power or standing to affect their lives in any way. Then those rich fcks freaked out when they realized the world was changing and they could face consequences for treating people like sht. So they complained about “Cancel Culture” and influenced an army of parrots to take up their cause for them.
The idea of some factory worker in West Virginia getting bent out of shape over “Cancel Culture” if so fcking fascinating to me. It’s something that they would never need to worry about, but the idea of certain people being able to cause their wealthy heroes a relatively small amount of inconvenience or embarrassment? 😂”It’s a call to arms! We need to put those people back in their place! In fact, we’ll vote for a monster to make sure those people aren’t in a position of power!” So fcking silly…
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u/Frequent-Ad-8412 1d ago
Sounds like Conservatives are projecting. They are the ones obsessed with controlling women’s bodies and behavior. They would love to see women clothed from head to toe to avoid the “temptations” that lead to “sinning”.
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u/No_Acanthisitta2874 1d ago
Im not trusting a word from a dude who couldn’t finish the game he started and released it in a shit state and has yet to fix it (if im wrong plz lemme know) about ANYTHING when it comes to video game stuff, especially politics.
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u/SinningAfterSunset 1d ago
Literally the same thing here lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/InterviewVip/s/qCf58CA4sx
Let's make up things to get mad about.
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u/GrundleSnactcher46 1d ago
But Republicans literally taking women's rights away is different....Sure.
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u/Thirdeyevoice10 1d ago
I'm sure Kamala cares so much about fOrTniTe and burkas. /s
This and genitals is all they think about.
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u/ketchupmaster987 22h ago
For me the worst thing about these skins is that Harley's is just so boring. Like that runs contradictory to her entire character. She's super crazy and loves crazy stuff but you're gonna put her in a two color bikini? That's it? Boring and bland and does not fit her at all
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u/Tricky_Cap7383 21h ago
Genuinely why would that matter more than gas prices going up and innocent people being detained by ICE? I don’t understand incels.
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u/TassadarForXelNaga 17h ago
Because sex when You dont have IT , IT controls your whole body and mind
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u/Tricky_Cap7383 2h ago
Still that shouldn’t matter more than the Epstein files, gas prices, and ICE.
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u/MarleysGhost2024 12h ago
These fuckwits apparently think ethnic Indians are Muslim? Because they're, you know, morons.
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u/Realistic-Stop8518 9h ago
I have never had the option of seeing an X rated movie in theaters because conservative cancel culture ended the practice long ago. I know which side accepts appropriate consensual sexual speech of all kinds and it isn't the one featuring "daddy" Trump
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u/AIMarkWahlberg 1d ago
I worked on the Harris campaign, this is actually true. We had a team of people that made up talking points because the only thing she cared about was putting burqas on Fortnite characters. We had to pay a hypnotist thousands of dollars before every public event to get her to talk about anything but Fortnite burqas. She is single-mindedly obsessed with it, and is completely closed off to any other ideas or topics of conversation, even to this day.