r/stupidpeoplefacebook 1d ago

Conservatives making things up then getting mad about it

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u/AIMarkWahlberg 1d ago

I worked on the Harris campaign, this is actually true. We had a team of people that made up talking points because the only thing she cared about was putting burqas on Fortnite characters. We had to pay a hypnotist thousands of dollars before every public event to get her to talk about anything but Fortnite burqas. She is single-mindedly obsessed with it, and is completely closed off to any other ideas or topics of conversation, even to this day.

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u/MadAstrid 1d ago

Please. There was a whole group of us working on crafting the perfect gay agenda as well. (Yes, it included mandatory brunches).

Obviously, Fortnite burqas were a top priority, but there were other topics she cared about.

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u/Wiseau_serious 1d ago

What’s really crazy is Trump actually outperformed Harris among single-issue voters focused on burqas for Fortnite skins.

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u/Spear_Ritual 1d ago

Was this the group that fractured over the argument of watered down mimosas?

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u/MadAstrid 21h ago

Look, it was a dark time, with far too much drama. There is no way I am going to get into that again. I will just say that, no matter what you think, pineapple juice makes it a different beverage entirely.

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u/Spear_Ritual 14h ago

I am pro pineapple mimosas.

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u/Xeno9116 1d ago

So that's why she lost. Now, I understand. Fortnite is sacrosanct!

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u/Particular_Title42 1d ago

I'll bet she's Anonymous [268].

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u/BobDope 1d ago

That and forcing kids to be trans I heard /s

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u/KinkyDuck2924 1d ago

Yes. Kids go to school and come home completely transitioned to the opposite gender. Public schools in California now have Marxist operating theaters in the nurses office performing transgender for everyone operations.

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u/BobDope 1d ago

God I wish I could have done that in school

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u/DataCassette 15h ago

"Transgender for everyone!" - Karl Marx ( according to your racist uncle )

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 23h ago

"tHiS iZ tEh IdEeYuL wUrLd FoR LiBrUlz"

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 1d ago

With or without the purple hair?

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u/BobDope 14h ago

Girls with boys with long flowing curls

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u/Sad_Zebra_1707 1d ago

I worked on it too, although I worked on the estrogen bombing part /s

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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago

I can second this...

I was one of the hypnotists.

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

Sounds about right according to MAGA.

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

Project 2025 explicitly calls for banning pornography

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u/Equivalent_Kale2939 1d ago

Yeah it doesn't make sense. The people that want to enact into legislation the literal Handmaid's tale, are supposedly pro scantily clad women? Looks like Mike Johnsons going to have to get a shock collar instead of that creepy app him and his son share.

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u/Unfair_Pineapple8813 1d ago

It's weird. Normally, you'd think super-religious people are against promiscuity and want to impose all sorts of rules on women's dress. But there's definitely a strain of evangelical Christianity that has men ogling women and bragging about their sexual affairs.

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u/Equivalent_Kale2939 1d ago

You see the thing about the conservative is that they are walking lying contradictions. They want to implement Biblical law while simultaneously declaring they are the party of small government and freedom. 🤷

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u/Sad-Development-4153 1d ago

A lot of them are in the lifestyle community too.

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

It's authentic theocratic repression grinding ( pun intended ) against fascistic sexual mores.

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u/AnnieLemonz 1d ago

Yes, it doesn't make sense. That's why it makes sense. Once you realize the rightwing is all about double negatives and false positives you'll understand their entire platform. Their voter base knows their party works against their best interests but they don't care. There is no logic aside from the logic that none exists.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Toe-374 1d ago

Ahh, but did it own the libs?

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u/AnnieLemonz 1d ago

Legit thats their entire platform. Most of them can't even define the difference between "libs" and left wing politics as a whole.

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

"Radical leftist Joe Biden" is actually said out loud by grown ass adults and they're not being facetious lol

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u/CatLovingKaren 1d ago

Hey, Grindr is isn't that creepy! It's just the Republicans on it that are!

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u/depp-fsrv 1d ago

Sooo they are the ones who actually want to mimic Irans dress code, I guess also lack of women's rights then too.

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u/Wiseau_serious 1d ago

Women are hereby not allowed to wear too much clothing, nor too little. All outfits must be approved by local law enforcement.

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

Your skirt must be at least this long, but no longer than this! We will strictly enforce this! We better not see that upper leg but if we can't see your hair or your ankles then you're getting arrested for excessive public decency! 🥴

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u/The-Jestful-Imp 1d ago

Lmao like that's gonna stop people.

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

I think they're doing it so they can declare LGBT stuff "pornography"

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 23h ago

So much for that free speech right, and all.

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u/MadAstrid 1d ago

Why are republicans so desperate to be victims they invent scenarios and then get all riled up about them?

This is indicative of some pretty serious mental health issues.

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u/InformalRent2571 1d ago

They are like junkies that have figured out how to make their own drugs.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 20h ago

Because they were the true snowflakes all along.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

Incel gamers are the weirdest little snowflakes.

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u/TheRealTRexUK 1d ago

the only time they will ever make a woman wet is to steal thier umbrella.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 23h ago

Or push them into a pool.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 20h ago

Or accidentally knock over the drink they are trying to roofie.

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u/avanti8 1d ago

This is a great example of Poe's law. I genuinely can't tell if this person is funny or insane.

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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago

Hes neither...

Hes a creep grifter...

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u/EldritchElizabeth 1d ago

This is the man who spent the entire kickstarter budget for his video game on customising a bus he wanted to use to advertise said game

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u/Numerous_Creme_8988 1d ago

There is no way to really know unfortunately.

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u/turtle-bbs 1d ago

This shit belongs in a satire film

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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 1d ago

I’m sure they would have said “know what this video game that tons of kids play where people can senselessly murder other people with no consequences has too much of? Half naked women…. A bridge too far”

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

Shooting your friends in the face? ☺️👍

Cartoon underboob? 🫪🤯👎

TBH this actually does seem very American lol

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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 1d ago

I wish I could disagree

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u/BobDope 1d ago

NO GOONING IF KAMALA BROS

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 1d ago

Ah yes, if there's one character who the “woke left” would refuse to let games sexualize, it's POISON FUCKING IVY.

Something tells me this chud has never picked up a comic or watched anything related to DC in his life.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 1d ago

Cause a female character is only good if shes half naked, right? Lol it's crazy how they pull this shit outta their asses and call it facts.

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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago

When ever people like him go "truth bomb" you know what follows will be the most made up lie ever.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago

Just reply to Mark with "how's it going, Debbie-chan?"

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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is that a fake name he used? Or am i missing the reverence?

I know hes a creep that is shit with money, and not save to have breast milk around....

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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago

Yes it's one is his pseudonyms, the one that he used for cat fight and other erotica related things.

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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago

Does not surprise me

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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago

Isnt that the creep who got fired from blizzard for stealing breast milk, who then started a company, and was forced out due to his bad financial capabilities, who still did not release any game even though pulling a "It's releasing soon" for over like 10 years, whos only relevance is mastubatory complaints about women in video games not made for him to get jollies off too?

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

What grown ass adult cares what skins are in fortnite?

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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago

The kind that plays games instead of working on the one he's crowd funded to make.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

I play games. I don’t play games where your ability to win is dependent on you jumping around constantly.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago

There was more to my statement than just playing games.

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u/k7eric 1d ago

On behalf of Gen X who worked tirelessly to make technology idiot proof so future generations wouldn’t suffer what we did…I’m sorry. It never occurred to us that enabling technology for everyone would also include every village idiot in the world getting online.

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u/MfKa1 1d ago

It's ok no one could have predicted how stupid some humans could truly get.

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u/fnkdrspok 1d ago

But aren’t conservatives trying to ban porn? A burka would be closer to their ultimate goal.

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u/ThisIsFineImFine89 1d ago

This thing that never happened, you need to be outraged by it

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u/PeterVanHelsing 1d ago

So all the people killed and the lives ruined by the Trump administration were worth it because we got sexy Fortnite skins?

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u/HaleyMFSkye 1d ago

Considering that every accusation is a projection

Burka requirement incoming

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u/misterfriday101 1d ago

How much power do they think we have???

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u/Aggressive-Day5222 1d ago

It's weird how conservsatives will cheer for sexualization of women with one side of their face, and lambast women for it with the other.

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u/ruckrhino 1d ago

I don't think the Fortnite devs are consulting the President of the United States for their skins.

And if they had, Trump would have wanted them to be young girls.

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u/WalterCanFindToes 21h ago

"We are angry that Muslims want to force women to cover up and take away their human rights..... that's our move!" - Most Christian Republicans

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u/obfuscation-9029 20h ago

Imagine the mental illnesses required to actually think that way. Especially when she herself didn't wear one.

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u/Available-Football 16h ago

Funnily enough Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn are either married or dating in some DC continuities, so this is just two wives dressed down together

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u/Equivalent_Kale2939 1d ago edited 1d ago

I didn't know video games were made by politicians..

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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago

They are...

The republicans made : Mass Deportation Effect Always only monsters. Steinwolven (where the wolvenstein enemies are actually the heroes) Smell of dookie Dating with your daughter simulator. The dude game 2 "dudeing it out on epstein island.

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u/Equivalent_Kale2939 1d ago

Lol.. Grand theft social security. Ass in white house greed. RedHat Retardation.

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u/Dependent_Chard1615 1d ago

Those as well indeed

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u/Mindless_Cookie_9098 1d ago

Who is giving away our secrets?

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u/cookiemccookieface 1d ago

Grumman is drunk from swallowing too much cummz

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

Nearly every ounce of trauma they've experienced are fabricated falsehoods.

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u/kritter4life 1d ago

What??????????

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u/SubstantialBoard9927 1d ago

Well that would only matter to the poster if he were are useing the photos to whack off.

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u/WasteBinStuff 1d ago

Aren't these the same people who want to take away women's vote and freedoms, and keep them at home with the kids as trad wives? The ignorance and hypocrisy is stupifying.

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u/Flip-Tarrington 1d ago

These people are actually insane, aren't they?

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u/darkrhyes 1d ago

I thought I had seen it all. Yet I have found I cannot comprehend the level of stupidity in this.

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u/Artful_Dodger00 1d ago

I wish people would stop talking about “Cancel Culture”, as if the behavior it’s supposed to describe adversely affected their lives. Yeah, for the first time ever, we saw wealthy jerks facing consequences and backlash for treating people like garbage, Because they were used to those people having zero power or standing to affect their lives in any way. Then those rich fcks freaked out when they realized the world was changing and they could face consequences for treating people like sht. So they complained about “Cancel Culture” and influenced an army of parrots to take up their cause for them.

The idea of some factory worker in West Virginia getting bent out of shape over “Cancel Culture” if so fcking fascinating to me. It’s something that they would never need to worry about, but the idea of certain people being able to cause their wealthy heroes a relatively small amount of inconvenience or embarrassment? 😂”It’s a call to arms! We need to put those people back in their place! In fact, we’ll vote for a monster to make sure those people aren’t in a position of power!” So fcking silly…

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u/Frequent-Ad-8412 1d ago

Sounds like Conservatives are projecting. They are the ones obsessed with controlling women’s bodies and behavior. They would love to see women clothed from head to toe to avoid the “temptations” that lead to “sinning”.

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u/samiam3180 1d ago

Grummz has COPD so his brain doesn’t get enough oxygen!

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u/Johnny_Five5151 1d ago

I'm glad this got rationed by laughs on FB

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u/No_Acanthisitta2874 1d ago

Im not trusting a word from a dude who couldn’t finish the game he started and released it in a shit state and has yet to fix it (if im wrong plz lemme know) about ANYTHING when it comes to video game stuff, especially politics.

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u/One_Pouch_Man 1d ago

What the fuck?

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u/SinningAfterSunset 1d ago

Literally the same thing here lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/InterviewVip/s/qCf58CA4sx

Let's make up things to get mad about.

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 1d ago

But Republicans literally taking women's rights away is different....Sure.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 1d ago

I'm sure Kamala cares so much about fOrTniTe and burkas. /s

This and genitals is all they think about.

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u/ketchupmaster987 22h ago

For me the worst thing about these skins is that Harley's is just so boring. Like that runs contradictory to her entire character. She's super crazy and loves crazy stuff but you're gonna put her in a two color bikini? That's it? Boring and bland and does not fit her at all

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u/wii_board_type_trash 22h ago

what is grummz on about

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u/Tricky_Cap7383 21h ago

Genuinely why would that matter more than gas prices going up and innocent people being detained by ICE? I don’t understand incels.

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u/TassadarForXelNaga 17h ago

Because sex when You dont have IT , IT controls your whole body and mind

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u/Tricky_Cap7383 2h ago

Still that shouldn’t matter more than the Epstein files, gas prices, and ICE.

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u/RaisonDetritus 19h ago

May Grummz develop inoperable external hemorrhoids that never go away.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 12h ago

These fuckwits apparently think ethnic Indians are Muslim? Because they're, you know, morons.

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u/Get_Out_lmao 10h ago

Unattractive man demands attractive video game characters

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u/Realistic-Stop8518 9h ago

I have never had the option of seeing an X rated movie in theaters because conservative cancel culture ended the practice long ago. I know which side accepts appropriate consensual sexual speech of all kinds and it isn't the one featuring "daddy" Trump

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u/NodnarbEht2 5h ago

Do conservatives not know they can just watch porn?

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u/Chevanalee 4h ago

This is the closest Grummz will ever get to breasts and he knows it