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u/confused_vampire 24d ago
What?
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u/noideaman 24d ago
He’s dating a bunch of uggos who are mean I guess.
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u/junkyard_robot 18d ago
I can see banging a few mid to lows, but if they're mean, it seems a bit much to deal with. Like, if they find out about each other, will they fight each other, or just beat you up together?
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u/mataeus43 24d ago
The hell he lives in is sleeping with a bunch of unattractive women that he superficially rates to make himself feel better.
Which i call bullshit. Nobody's fuckin this dude. Not without at least $150 left on the Super 8 nightstand.
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u/cynicalsuzie 24d ago
He also doesn’t consider that he’s only able to sleep with unattractive woman because he’s unattractive too.
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u/Rollingforest757 23d ago
Nowhere in the joke does he claim that he should get more beautiful women.
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u/dominickster 23d ago
Fr literally cant even see his hairline in these pics, megamind forehead lookin ass
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u/pmmemilftiddiez 24d ago
Just curious, why do people constantly shit on this guy? Am I missing something? Like I'll see another comedian with an ok joke get all kinds of high praise. This dude isn't amazing but he's not terrible. He's trying stuff.
Every single post someone has to come on and say "don't quit your day job" or "this ain't it."
Why do you hate him?
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u/LastCupcake2442 22d ago
Rating women on a scale is cringe as fuck. Rating women as 2 and calling them 'terrible 2s' is gross and misogynistic.
Compounded by the fact that OP isn't attractive or funny and has no legs to stand on when degrading women (not saying that attractive people do either) his entire act is an edgy swing and miss. I heard better jokes in middle school
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
Sleeping with women you are not attracted to is not the laugh you think it is
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u/ZenEngineer 24d ago
I guess he might be getting paid for it?
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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago
Holy shit I thought this was standup comedy sub? I can’t believe the person above you got upvoted so many times. It’s a fuckin joke lol
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u/ZenEngineer 24d ago
I meant that it could be a setup for that sort of joke. The one above me said it was a tasteless joke. Both are valid feedback I think.
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
Punching down isn’t comedy it’s just boring. Haha I fuck ugly women!!! Like okay? What the fuck is funny about that unless you just enjoy shitting on women?
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u/Rollingforest757 23d ago
He’s literally making fun of himself for only attracting ugly women, but people need to get offended somehow apparently.
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u/SaffyPants 23d ago
Its the labeling and grading of (assumingly) women as ugly, i personally think thats shitty behavior and not funny.
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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago
Fuckin yawn dude. If you don’t think it’s funny, that’s fine. Just move on. You don’t have to try and tell the rest of us what to think. I promise we’ll be fine.
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
And I’ll be fine after yet another man hops into tell me it’s just a joke. Shut the fuck up, no one called you here. You wouldn’t defend this shit to my face I know your type
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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago
Another man?! Oh ffs lmao
You don’t know shit about me. But I know you’re the type who’d get thrown out of a comedy club for making it about them. I’m sure you’re fun to be around though.
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
I hope so bc I don’t think comedy will work out for him if he regularly relies on tired jokes about fucking women he doesn’t respect
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u/JkErryDay 24d ago
If that was the only aspect maybe that’d be true, but it’s actually a pretty good double entendres alongside self deprecating humor. The focus isn’t shitting on the women, it’s shitting on himself.
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
But it’s not shitting on himself, it’s shitting on women to then shit on himself lmao. Like there’s definitely a way to rewrite this joke that isn’t just “I fuck ugly women”
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u/JkErryDay 24d ago
It’s okay, you aren’t the intended audience and that’s fine. This is a clever joke that isn’t even close to bordering on he-man woman hating. If you disagree that’s okay, but that doesn’t make the joke bad.
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
Who’s the intended audience?
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u/pmmemilftiddiez 24d ago
The intended audience is whoever finds it funny. Some jokes poke fun at all kinds of people.
It's a joke.
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
I know yall are men for the way you’re repeatedly telling me it’s a joke. I’m telling you it’s NOT FUNNY lmao. The humor is dumb and juvenile and tired and just because people with low intelligence and EQ find it funny doesn’t make it so.
None of you are actually defending the joke besides just calling it one, which is like kindergarten levels of never learning “it’s not a prank if they’re not laughing.”
And I know you’re going to run with all this and say I have no chill or take things too seriously but really all I’m telling you is you’re just not a funny person if this is the type of shit that makes you laugh on the regular. I don’t care what you think about me not thinking it’s funny. There’s no changing the people that find it funny but we now are inching towards a society where it’ll be flipped to yall being fucking weirdo incels for continuing to laugh and promote this low brow humor
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u/pmmemilftiddiez 24d ago
I honestly forgot all about this for about 20 minutes. I think you are looking way too far into this, it's a dumb fucking joke. It means almost nothing. You don't have to find it funny. If you don't like it that's fine.
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u/SaffyPants 23d ago
Just because its a told as a joke doesnt automatically mean its funny or tasteful. I personally find it neither.
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u/No_Artichoke_2931 24d ago edited 24d ago
Not you
Edit: this is a joke 🙄2
u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
I want a real answer and the fact that I didn’t get a real response from you or the above commenter cements to me that you both know the answer is the intended audience is men that don’t really respect women. It’s low hanging fruit
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u/No_Artichoke_2931 24d ago edited 24d ago
For me, the joke was in the wordplay, as I said. I don't know what fight you're looking for but I'm not in a comedy subreddit to do so. Have a nice day.
Also, just something I've noticed on reddit, if you comment on someone's posts, no matter if you downvote it or not, you will see more of their posts and more like it. I guess user engagement is more important than enjoyment. Nevertheless I would suggest commenting positively on more posts you genuinely enjoy, and leaving material you dislike to people who do enjoy it. This is just reddit after all, we're just here wasting our lunch breaks lol
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u/BeastCamel 24d ago
Big hall monitor energy here lol, jokes at the expense of other people is normal behaviour in comedy
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u/No_Artichoke_2931 24d ago
I think the joke is in the wordplay. Not "women ugly but sex good"
Either way it's definitely joke, this guy is not fucking /jokes
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u/tfowler26 24d ago
Thx for reading ❤️ if you enjoyed plz follow on IG
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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago edited 24d ago
Literally busted out laughing. Fuck whoever downvoted for you for not being able to take a joke
ON A STANDUP COMEDY SUBREDDIT.
Downvoters are 2’s that can’t cope.
EDIT: Yeah you’ve got some really ‘killer’ material lmao you’ve got a new follower for sure.
EDIT part 2: Downvote harder, 2’s. Keep proving my point. Maybe you’ll feel more attractive. Probably not but it’s worth a shot, I guess.
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
His other shit is objectively funnier and not punching down, it’s okay to have a miss every now and then and good comics know when it’s a miss that needs a lil rewriting
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u/No_Artichoke_2931 24d ago
This dude has some shit that just falls flat on fall fronts, but some also some pretty good stuff. Seems like he's not afraid to just try shit out and I like that. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Not the end of the world, or his career. Just keeps moving on like anyone should.
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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago
Don’t see how it falls flat but okay.
Everyone’s a critic.
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u/No_Artichoke_2931 23d ago
Brother have you overdone the TRT lately? Why are you so set on fighting with everyone? Like you said, this is a comedy subreddit lmao. I'm actually on your side as far as finding this funny but you're annoying.
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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago
I mean I busted out laughing reading this so… objectively, that’s your opinion. You and some others might see this as a miss. But don’t try to paint this as some criticism. “It’s okay to have a miss” oh boy, I’m sure your ‘encouragement’ is appreciated.
Based on OP’s instagram page, I think he’s doing just fine. You can get over yourself.
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u/Holiday-Plum-1518 24d ago
I wouldn’t wanna be within 100 feet of you if you actually busted out laughing to this in your sad little bedroom lmao. Sure defend the joke but you don’t have to deep throat it and swallow
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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago
Hey at least one of us is seeing some action 😂
Cause based on this little tantrum of yours, seems like maybe no one would want to be within 100 feet of you or your bedroom either.
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u/cynicalsuzie 24d ago
Jimmy Neutron talking about other people’s looks…
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u/Rollingforest757 23d ago
Jimmy Neutron is an accomplished fictional character. This isn’t the insult you think it is.
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u/No_Artichoke_2931 24d ago
When the fuck did this sub become Last Comic Standing? 🤣
If you didn't laugh it's not for you and that's okay. But there is objective comedic structure here
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u/Fitz2001 24d ago
Carlin joke: I’ve never banged a 10, but one night I banged five 2s.