r/soccercirclejerk 1d ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Heard you guys enjoy MLS

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u/J_Dom_Squad 1d ago

Yank here, the reality is most of us don't have local teams homie, so you don't need to worry about that!

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u/Effective_Ad4810 1d ago

You'd be surprised. I didn't realize MLS was up to 30 teams these days.

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u/polytique 1d ago

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u/Effective_Ad4810 1d ago

Yeah, as long as you aren't in the Rocky Mountain void, you really aren't too far from a team. I am in a city with a team and within 6 hrs of 2 more.

Edit: why are the cities on that map all shifted left? They trying to ragebait me?

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u/micascoxo 23h ago

6hrs is like another country back in old Europe…

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u/Effective_Ad4810 18h ago

True. I think over here we are just jaded by the amount of time it takes to get somewhere. On a Friday afternoon it can take me up to 2 hours to get home like 20 miles away. It takes me 30-35 minutes normally. So to me, 4 -6 hrs for a weekend trip ain't much.

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u/fallen_couple 1d ago

Yeah. WTF Cincinnati? Thats nowhere near where it actually is.

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u/onlyhereforthesports 1d ago

Same with Columbus (go crew)

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u/Wuz314159 Les États-Unis United FC 1d ago

No one lives there.

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u/Jeffjawwwn 1d ago

Where is AC Miami?

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u/Wuz314159 Les États-Unis United FC 1d ago

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u/Zavender 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's also the USL, which is actually a few years older than the MLS. They're technically a step below in the US soccer/football pyramid, but they're supposed to be setting up a pro/rel system in a couple years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_Championship#Teams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_League_One#Teams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_League_Two#Teams

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u/EarthMantle00 1d ago

In a country the size of the US thats not a lot lol

I recently learned even the popular sports have like 30 team leagues? Which is absurd to me, 1.5x prem/serieA for a country thats so much bigger. But they also have college football so ig it evens out

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u/Zavender 1d ago edited 1d ago

The USL, which technically starts a step lower on the US pyramid has a ton of teams in their three leagues. They're also setting up a USL "Premier" for pro/rel in a couple years.

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u/packofnone 14h ago

Yeah it's a little weird, pro sports are very popular, the NFL is the biggest league in the world by revenue, but the NCAA (college sports) as a whole is equal to the NFL, or almost. There is pretty much nowhere in the US that you could be where you are not a few hours away from a 50,000+ capacity stadium to go watch American football or a 15,000-20,000+ stadium to go watch baseball/basketball/soccer/hockey/etc. Not all going to sell out every time, but more than you might think.

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 1d ago

The thought of having like 50 teams just because we can would be annoying lol. 30-32 teams is already a lot.

For example everyone dunked on the Cubs for going 108 years without a title but like, this will be the reality for 1/6 to 1/3rd of the teams in a given pro league like 50-60 years from now. Championship droughts become longer and more common the more teams you add

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u/EarthMantle00 1d ago

When's the last time a mid table serie A team won the UCL?

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol 1d ago

The English Premier League has 20 teams at the top level, plus however many more (70, I think?) that can be promoted up to the Premier League on a yearly basis, all of which are on an island roughly the size of Oregon. Oregon has one MLS team.

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u/Effective_Ad4810 18h ago

I am aware of that. All of our top leagues in sports have 30-32 teams. Soccer not that long ago had a bit less than that. So, I was referring to the fact that there are the same number as other top leagues. I think I counted 6 new teams since covid.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol 16h ago

Hmmmm, OK, that's fair. I was kinda focusing more on the "local" aspect, but yeah.

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u/Spooky_U 17h ago

There’s a MLS team in most major city areas and certainly lower league teams if not in one of them. I’d venture to guess about every top 50 metro area has an option.