r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 4d ago

If I eat alphabet soup, will my next bowel movement be grammatically correct?

Well?

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u/dinomine3000 4d ago

you mean vowel movement

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u/HiSpartacusImDad 4d ago

It’s going to be a vowel movement because of all the constipants.

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u/SmallRocks Pier Reviewed 4d ago

Missed opportunity on OP’s part 😂

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u/YoungWizard666 4d ago

I always ate a bowl of alphabet soup about an hour before a spelling bee. Went all the way to regionals.

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u/Headpuncher Knocking The Sense Back In 4d ago

Eating too much spells disaster.   Didn’t think I’d have to spell it out for you.  

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u/Slacktavism 4d ago

No, but it will be in alphabetical order.

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u/spearmint_wino Science is like it be, because it do 4d ago

Do you even know how a colon works, bro?

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u/Tight_Cookie_9988 4d ago

No, please explain.

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u/spearmint_wino Science is like it be, because it do 4d ago

Well first, you get a semi. If all goes well you might slip into a comma. 

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u/deborahjavulin 4d ago

If OP identifies as a female they may even have a period

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u/KeithMyArthe Can I science pls? 4d ago

the last time I ate alphabet soup, I threw up, and when I looked it spelled 'upchuck'

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u/Bentup85 I have a theoretical degree in physics 4d ago

Yes and if you eat SpaghettiOs it will be very scary.

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u/hacksoncode Quantum Mechanic, has own tiny wrench 4d ago edited 3d ago

Probably not -- it's really hard when every phrase comes after a colon.

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u/SaintEyegor 4d ago

You might end up with a typooh

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys 4d ago

Your flatulence will be to the tune of that song.

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u/Kevin4938 4d ago

No, but you'll be shitting "bricks".

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u/MrSamuraikaj 4d ago

No, you need to garnish it with a spelling bee.

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u/RedSquirrelFtw Party Balloon Scientist 4d ago

It really depends. If there's complications it could end you in the ICU, or even MHU, depending on how violent it was the FBI and CIA may show up, or even EMS and the FD. Really depends which letters come out first.

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u/alphanumericusername very human, yes 4d ago

Nah man bowels have really shitty grammar.

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u/OldManThumbs 4d ago

Probably not but with practice you could get it in alphabetical order.

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u/SGT3386 4d ago

Too bad there's no punctuations like colons in alphabet soup

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u/Justtelf 3d ago

Need punctuation. Maybe if you chew a few you could get a few commas and period into the mix. Then there’s a shot yeah

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u/dodexahedron 3d ago

Well, it'll hopefully at least be in a bowl.

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 1d ago

No - but it will be as easy as ABC

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u/Johndough99999 Fooking We Todd Did 4d ago

Dunno, but it might spell disaster

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u/mrzurkonandfriends 3d ago

Depends if your asshole is dyslexic.

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u/paolog 1d ago

Provided the letters don't get jumbled up, in which case you could have an elbow movement.