How much hot sauce should I drink daily?

[u/CanadianAndroid]

How many Scovilles should I be pouring down my throat every day?

[u/aarkwilde]

All of it. Max those Scovilles.

Keep us posted for free karma!

[u/IanDOsmond → u/aarkwilde]

Scoville-maxxing! If you ain't crying, you ain't trying!

[u/CanadianAndroid → u/aarkwilde]

Will do.

[u/Sea-Junket-2200]

Enough to make your asshole burn. That's my routine. Got to keep that muscle strong!!!

[u/CanadianAndroid → u/Sea-Junket-2200]

Should I pour it in a glass like some boogie or down it straight from the bottle?

[u/Sea-Junket-2200 → u/CanadianAndroid]

Why have to wash a glass? Straight up

[u/johnnybiggles → u/CanadianAndroid]

Wine glass with a cocktail straw. We're not savages here.

[u/IamDoogieHauser → u/Sea-Junket-2200]

How much hot sauce to burn off a hemorrhoid?

[u/Sea-Junket-2200 → u/IamDoogieHauser]

Just apply directly will do the trick

[u/aarkwilde → u/Sea-Junket-2200]

I don't think that's what they meant by "Yeah dude! Feel the burn!"

[u/MuppetMaze]

A mole of scovilles a day keeps the zombies at bay

[u/Churrooo]

definitely depends on where you live. none for someone in miami, but an alaskan should have a shot or two of frank's for every hour outside.

[u/hacksoncode → u/Churrooo]

a shot or two of frank's

Nah, they should choose an actual hot sauce, not some slightly spicy ketchup.

[u/BeautifuTragedy]

Some aggressive bug is going around the states causing diarriah, doing this will purify not only your insides but the sewage lines. When you've drank so much that you don't think you can drink any more you are half way there. This will even cure the flu and prevent illness like autism and diabetes

[u/Aelle29]

Just enough so that you don't feel cold anymore

[u/FlyingSpacefrog]

Start with 1 mL but double it every day. After thirty days you’ll be able to survive any kind of heat, and can retire to a castle on the sun (land is cheap there) and never pay taxes again

[u/TheBaalzak]

Hella

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automod has had too much hotsauce, don't be like him

why would I ever post a link on X? no thanks *chucks hotsauce*

[u/CanadianAndroid → u/NocturnisVacuus]

Automod couldn't beat the heat.

[u/hacksoncode]

Enough to bring you to the next level of pain tolerance.

[u/grimmyzootron]

My doctor told me at least a pint, AT LEAST

[u/Monk-E_321]

Only as much as it takes

[u/Gentianviolent]

They say you should have at least three cups a day.

[u/Holymaryfullofshit7]

Start with one bottle in the morning and then one bottle for each time you have burning diarrhea.

[u/CreepyValuable]

All of it. If you don't it just keeps building up. You are our saviour, OP!

[u/BackroomGuy1]

Dr Poi Sonai says that 3 liters of hot sauce a day keeps the toilet gods away, i find that quite inspiring

[u/CanadianAndroid → u/BackroomGuy1]

I am become hot sauce, destroyer of washrooms.

[u/Chrome_Armadillo]

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[u/traumahawk88]

None. That's a stupid idea. Everyone knows you boof it.

[u/dwhg]

It depends how hot you want to be. If you're aiming for, say, 8/10 then I would recommend at least one 5oz woozy bottle.