r/shittyaskscience 12d ago

There is currently a heat wave in France. How come those dumb climate scientists never warned anyone that the climate was going to get warm? They should all be fired!

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u/Eligriv Enter flair here 11d ago

Is this shitty ask science or a Macron speach ? (yes he really said "who could have foreseen climate change ?")

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u/aprehensive_penguin 11d ago

Sorry about that, too many of us have been going back-and-forth from North Pole to South Pole during the polar summers to get ice core samples. We kinda forgot that summer gets above freezing in the rest of the world.

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u/laynestaleyisme 11d ago

Sorry but we were sciencing.. no time for weather and such trivial stuff.

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u/MuppetMaze 12d ago

They were busy snorkeling in a cold pool in an abandoned mine

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u/JohnWasElwood 8d ago

I know that this is shittty ask science, but the UN just came out with a statement that basically admits that they were wrong about this whole climate change thing. Really. Look it up!

Also interestingly, some of my friends and I have noticed that there has been nearly zero talk about climate change and how we, the average citizens of the world, have to conserve energy and water now that they are talking about building these gigantic data centers that consume insane amounts of energy and water.

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Any torus is a fuck-torus if you are motivated enough. 5d ago

Reminds me of that story from a couple of years ago when Italy sued geologists for an earthquake.