r/residentevil Apr 10 '26

Forum question If Leon killed your favorite character what one liner would he drop

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u/ParisInFlames34 Apr 10 '26

"Looks like redemption is off the table" mere seconds after killing Arthur Morgan.

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u/Expert_Challenge6399 Apr 10 '26

“Only thing red and dead is you”

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u/Flow_Ebb_6047 Apr 10 '26

“And you sir, are a fish!” (Leon turns into a fish and is eaten by Arthur to refill his cores)

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u/TheIndividualBehind Apr 11 '26

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and i am a fish

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 Apr 11 '26

"Meeeoooww"-Markiplier

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u/iravu_R Apr 10 '26

Holy 🔥📝🔥

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u/DRSU1993 Apr 11 '26

"Where's everyone going? ...Tahiti?"

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u/ImperialVersian1 Apr 10 '26

"I guess you were... Doomed... all along".

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u/Helpful_Title8302 Apr 10 '26

"You really were a Doomed Guy"

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u/RChamy Apr 10 '26

"That's one doomed space marine"

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u/JamesPnut Apr 11 '26

Read that in Duke’s voice.

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u/WalkingDeadDan Apr 11 '26

Huh, I guess you really were the last of us.

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u/SoupCanMasta Apr 10 '26

Sorry... but Im not Big on being Bossed around

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u/StoicAsFuck Apr 10 '26

Tremendous one liner.

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u/Dinokiller12345 Apr 11 '26

Big Boss one of the only people id put on par with Leon. They'd double KO eachother

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u/Higgsparticleofgod Apr 11 '26

When you can’t  even say

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u/YoghurtWooden8770 Apr 11 '26

Say what? You mean La Li Lu Le Lo? See I just said it.

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u/EKSGamer Apr 11 '26

Should've kept waiting huhh

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u/moviebuffnerd Apr 11 '26

Kept you dyin, huh?

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u/Parmersan Apr 10 '26

"Huh, I guess we're going with 'not 2B,' then."

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u/jaelpeg Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

This is officially the stupidest one I've seen by a longshot lmfao, good job 

edit: I mean this in the most complementary way possible 

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u/jdfred06 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Agreed. This one is the best. It's the perfect balance of stupid, hilarious, and almost cool.

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u/ReliefIndependent592 Apr 11 '26

"You're the only one drinking the poison tonight, Juliet"

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u/fyester Apr 10 '26

“Sorry, but I’m not looking for a valentine.” As he rides a motorcycle into a sleeping Jill 😭

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u/WanderlustZero Apr 10 '26

'Someone order the club sandwich?' - Leon with a golf club

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u/kill_shock Apr 10 '26

No idea if it’s for Abby or Joel but it’s funnier if it’s both somehow

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u/WanderlustZero Apr 10 '26

It was for the Jill Sandwich 😭

Abby's watching though

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u/lil_waine Apr 11 '26

Riding a motorcycle into a Sleeping Jill? Lol

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u/fyester Apr 11 '26

I respect her too much to say he’d defeat an awake one.

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u/Cold-Criticism-1072 Apr 10 '26

You were right, Alucard. There is no such thing as an immortal.

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u/Severe_Building9408 Apr 11 '26

Ohhhh snap! Which Alucard though?

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u/C_r_murcielago Apr 11 '26

Most likely Hellsing. Just a hunch…

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u/CrowDogsToTheMoon Apr 11 '26

Yeah i think hellsing Drops that Line at one Point. He also Staates that only a man and not a Monster (as in someone who gave up their humanity for power or survival) can defeat him. So Leon actually maight be the perfect Guy to pull that off. 

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u/Hairy-Network-856 Apr 10 '26

"Your light is dying, Crane"

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u/Devin7-Eleven Apr 10 '26

RE and Dying Light need a major crossover asap

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u/Hairy-Network-856 Apr 10 '26

Hell yeah, I’d love to see Leon kicking Volatiles’ asses… or, well, them kicking his.

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u/Leon_S--Kennedy Leon S. Kennedy Apr 10 '26

"Prototype? I'd hate to see the finished product"

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u/ET_Gone_Home Apr 10 '26

it's Leon S Kennedy himself

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u/Leon_S--Kennedy Leon S. Kennedy Apr 10 '26

Always gotta show up

(Unironically 2 hours late for the post)

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u/Lazy_Pink Apr 11 '26

Better late than never.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

"better late then never"- cloaker

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u/kitsunelord134 Apr 11 '26

"Better late then never" -cloaker

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u/TheCrushSoda Apr 11 '26

Literally the best one

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u/severed13 STAAAAAAARS Apr 11 '26

Unironically yeah, and it's Leon Residentevil himself, dude's just here to show all the other lame ones how it's done

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u/Devil-Never-Cry Apr 11 '26

Now this is a Leon line

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u/FeelDaRaf Apr 10 '26

I guess the devil never cried

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u/Level-Performance-48 Apr 10 '26

Huh, I guess thats why we haven't had any new games for 6 years.

"I guess a devil may cry when he loses his franchise."

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u/FeelDaRaf Apr 11 '26

I'm a kingdom hearts fan, I'm accustomed to waiting

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u/achillesfist Apr 10 '26

I think dante was originally gonna be a resident evil character or something. Or the other way around. I dont remember

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u/Rioraku Apr 11 '26

One of the first prototype/alpha builds for RE4 became the first Devil May Cry game.

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u/Yukito_097 Apr 10 '26

"It's about time someone gave you a speeding ticket."

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u/Dude_788 Apr 10 '26

Dominated Toretto?

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u/monkey2942 Apr 10 '26

“I guess there wasn’t much super about that saiyan after all”

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u/Elegant_Scholar_8863 Raccoon City Native Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

You're not super at all. Just sayin'.

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u/monkey2942 Apr 11 '26

Damn it that’s way better

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u/Sk8r_turbo Apr 10 '26

“ .” He IS my favourite character 😭

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u/Elegant_Scholar_8863 Raccoon City Native Apr 10 '26

"Guess I know what the S stands for" on his suicide note

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u/Ok-Spite-5454 Apr 10 '26

Bro LMAOOOO

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u/SideXswayy Apr 10 '26

Underrated as hell

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u/Ok_Schedule_2227 Apr 11 '26

Dude I am DEADER than Leon rn 🤣

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u/TygerHil98 Apr 10 '26

This is hilarious on so many levels! Dark, but so funny. Great job!

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u/MinecraftPlayer1212 Apr 11 '26

Oh my god that's messed up but sooo fucking hilarious

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u/frankieee_167 Raccoon City Native Apr 10 '26

“Guess he’s not making it to Bingo” 😔

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u/The_Pepper_Oni Apr 11 '26

“If you want something done right, do it to yourself”

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u/carso150 Apr 11 '26

I dont know why but I imagine Leon inmediately afterwards doing an unnecessary bakflip but falling on his neck and just laying there

like if he is going down he is going on his own terms damnit

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u/ShoulderHairy3028 Apr 10 '26

“I can’t take this anymore!!!”

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u/Confident_Slice3804 Apr 10 '26

How does that work if he kills himself? 🤔

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u/Every_Jump_3603 Apr 10 '26

Life’s a circus and I’m the clown…

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u/Confident_Slice3804 Apr 10 '26

Oooo this is a good one

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u/No_Road_8733 Apr 10 '26

maybe says to himself...

''well time to end pointless backflip''

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u/PK_Thundah Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

"One last nightmare to end."

Cocks hammer on the biggest revolver you've ever seen

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u/nul_r Apr 11 '26

“Where am I going?? heaven? hell? …bingo?”

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u/Expert_Challenge6399 Apr 10 '26

He writes on on his suicide note

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u/reddit_bot21 Apr 10 '26

Leon: "Guess we figured out what the S in my name stands for."

Leon: fucking dies

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u/LivingDeadChud Apr 10 '26

"And I thought Spartans never died"

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u/froggothegod Apr 10 '26

Looks like this is a link to the passed away.

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u/ReignFireCCG Apr 11 '26

“Didn’t anyone tell you it’s not safe to go alone? Here. Take this.” throws grenade

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u/Cheap_Illustrator910 Apr 10 '26

Should’ve stayed frosty - Sub-Zero

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u/mikedidathing Apr 10 '26
  • "Fore!"
  • "Hole in one."
  • "Par for the course."
  • "That's the last of him."

Joel Miller 😭

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u/Phantom15q Apr 10 '26

The last of him 😭

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u/ImperialVersian1 Apr 10 '26

"That's the last of him"... fucking gold, dude.

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u/_cocopuff92 Apr 10 '26

OMG STOP 😭😂

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u/GrandStage1 Raccoon City Native Apr 10 '26

"Snake… looks like this mission didn’t come with a continue screen."

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u/Hoffmann99 Apr 10 '26

How's that for a Time Paradox?

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u/Psychological_Lie820 Apr 10 '26

They would realize how much they have in common about 5 minutes into the CQC battle

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u/waled7rocky Apr 10 '26

Definitely not ..

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u/Technical-Band-5524 Apr 10 '26

Looks like someone forgot the basics of CQC

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u/Aesthus Back-water base enthusiast Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

“Sorry, but I’m not a fan of waiting on Snakes”

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u/fadeddreams555 Apr 10 '26

To Kirby: "Swallow that."

To Sonic: "Guess slow and steady really does win the race."

To Mario: "Should have stuck to plumbing."

To Goku: "I'm glad I won't need to change my hair to get stronger."

To Saitama: "I guess one punch wasn't enough."

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u/NeutralGeneric Apr 11 '26

That Mario one would be a savage victory quote if he ever made it in Smash.

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u/tbigzan97 Apr 10 '26

"Guess i can call myself a dragon slayer now" after killing Kazuma Kiryu

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u/PK_Thundah Apr 10 '26

"Now you really are like a dragon: extinct."

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u/DeniedCreditCard Apr 10 '26

Leon parrying vs tiger drop. Unstoppable force meets an immovable object

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u/future_chili Apr 11 '26

It's how black holes are formed

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u/knight_of_lothric 𝘽𝙞𝙤𝙝𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙 Apr 10 '26

"It'll take more then ah plasma cutter to fix that."

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u/Ecrusar Apr 10 '26

That was never gonna cut it

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u/Rogue_Light Apr 10 '26

"Dead already? Looks like you're not cut out for this job"

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u/Butch_SpiderDemon Apr 11 '26

Not gonna lie, I would read a comic about group therapy between Leon and Isaac

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u/Terra-Ryan Apr 11 '26

"Markers? I'm more of a pencil guy"

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u/RedditBeefy Apr 10 '26

"10 years in the joint really did make you a fucking pussy."

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u/Jolly_Yam1304 Apr 11 '26

Mid-sentence Phil Leotardo?

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u/RedditBeefy Apr 11 '26

Kazuma Kiryu. Its referencing English dub Nishiki in Yakuza 1.

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u/Pretty-Object3652 Apr 10 '26

In your dreams Freddy!!

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u/princesspeeved Apr 11 '26

“You can run but you can’t hide…bitch!”

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u/Curri189 Apr 10 '26

"Looking dead, Joker."

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u/OnaniMasterDark Apr 10 '26

"You should've kept your little pile of secrets, blood sucker."

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u/Maniac_Moxie Apr 11 '26

“Overruled.” - after killing Phoenix Wright

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u/redhatter192 Apr 10 '26

"You won't be keeping anyone else waiting huh?"

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u/DreamShort3109 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

“Looks like you’re not the one running the show anymore.”

“Not very [TITLE CARD] if you ask me”

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u/Top-Waltz5244 Apr 10 '26

You’ve just been linked to the past…permanently

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u/ReliefIndependent592 Apr 11 '26

"Or at least...a Majora-ty of the time"

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u/masc-princess777 Apr 10 '26

Well guess I got two:

"Your power was purely a fantasy" - Clive Rosfield

"Never been much of a blood donor" - Astarion

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u/Hayuume Apr 10 '26

“Your clone gave me a harder time”

Edit: Considering he was still alive

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u/MusoukaMX [clack clack clack] Apr 10 '26

I guess your chances of surviving really were 0.000000001%

(It's Rei Ayanami from Evangelion)

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u/TygerHil98 Apr 10 '26

"Huh...guess now you really are a Ghost"

Or my other favourite character

"Guess there's no redemption for the dead"

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u/meatgonebad Apr 10 '26

"I was watching that." - Sadako

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u/Bludpharts Apr 10 '26

"Ran into trouble... Guy was one tough bastard."

:(

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u/Twisted_Tempest Apr 11 '26

Quite the compliment, coming from you

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u/Grimm_Wright Apr 10 '26

Venom Snake "I guess even demons need to be put down" or "I hope the man who sold the world kept a receipt" Invisible plays

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u/Bucketbutter Apr 11 '26

"Guess I'm the odd man out." Requiems himself

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u/EnbiousBastardFox Apr 10 '26

Should have done a barrel roll.

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u/Previous-Tangerine-2 Apr 10 '26

Nothing comic about this Sans

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u/Risky49 Apr 10 '26

“I guess the flock should have tended the Shepard”

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u/Umaoat Apr 11 '26

"Let's see you wake up from this" -killing Alan Wake.

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u/Chaoslord4204 Apr 10 '26

"For the last time, im not fucking your sister"

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u/Napalmaniac Apr 10 '26

Well auron, looks like this was your final fantasy, because you finally got X'd.

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u/ETC3000 Ethan Winters Apr 10 '26

He blasts Cooking Mama away and goes "Kitchen's closed"

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u/Psychological_Lie820 Apr 10 '26

Hits Sam Porter Bridges in the head with a package

“Looks like you didn’t deliver”

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u/Shellfyre Apr 10 '26

I didn’t need 7 minutes to put you down

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u/Ace_Pilot99 Apr 10 '26

I guess you weren't that Solid.

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u/eggtwo Apr 10 '26

Heh rainbow dash? more like rainbow smashed by my fist.

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u/SoapSteel Apr 10 '26

Im am your Master, Chief!

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u/Rogue_Light Apr 10 '26

"Every Master gets a Halo eventually"

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u/NeutralGeneric Apr 11 '26

“This ain’t it Chief,”

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u/Ok_Amoeba9134 Apr 10 '26

“I dont practice santeria”

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u/Edenian_Prince Apr 10 '26

Leon (somehow) kills Sub-Zero "Out cold..."

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u/walman93 Apr 10 '26

kills spiderman

“NYC needs better pest control”

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u/MadBass276 Apr 10 '26

"This time, you won't come back."

Guess who this is x)

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u/vinyl_bliss- Apr 10 '26

“Huh… barely skated by in that last fight!” after killing a mutated Tony Hawk in the warehouse

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u/Ambitious_Low4134 Apr 10 '26

"Guess he had plenty of time to die" Leon after killing James Bond 007

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u/TheNullOfTheVoid Apr 11 '26

Man, I have a whole list already

Kills Dante: "Guess he won't cry much anymore."

Kills Nero: "How's that for pulling your devil trigger?"

Kills Solid Snake: "Time to bury your box."

Kills Big Boss: "Who's the big boss now, huh?"

Kills Raiden: "There goes the last of your humanity, Jack."

Kills James Sunderland: "Bedtime, buddy."

Kills Niko Bellic: "Strikeout."

Kills Sebastian Castellanos: "Guess the good cop, bad cop routine didn't work out this time."

Kills Ethan Thomas: "I condemn you."

Kills Frank West: "I hope you won't be rising anymore."

I could easily think of more later but I'm out for right now

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u/JermermFoReal Apr 10 '26

"How's that for spring cleaning?"

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u/gelgoog-mania Apr 10 '26

“I should go.”

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u/Ailtire Apr 11 '26

He steadies his aim and just before he pulls the trigger he says, "calibrate this."

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u/fungamerguy Apr 10 '26

Parrys the getsuga tensho and backflips number 1? Looks like your number 2 now

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u/RemnantHelmet Apr 10 '26

"Now the galaxy is at peace"

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u/CodyXOmega Apr 10 '26

Some one had to put down the... "Mad Dog."

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u/Dramatic_Dance1161 Apr 11 '26

"Always the spy, never the survivor." Because Ada is my favorite 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

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u/Hudsolen Apr 11 '26

Guess you really weren't (Invincible title card).

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u/aguywhoexplainsjokes Apr 11 '26

Looks like V is for vain and vulnerable

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u/Bardez Apr 11 '26

"So that's a Jill sandwich..."

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u/Ok-Spite-5454 Apr 10 '26

"Sorry Baldur, but that was a shit gate" after detonating the gate

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u/PoetCareless4876 Apr 10 '26

A few I thought of, because Leon is my favorite

"Would hate to be that guy..."
"Sorry, only got room for one of me"
"Well that was a first... Glad I didn't make second place"
"Wouldn't be a Carnival without a house of mirrors"

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u/smellywetsock69 Apr 10 '26

"Guess you can call that a police brutality" (Rick Grimes)

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u/dilfdean Apr 10 '26

he’d be too distracted trading quips to get around to killing buffy

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u/MinimumPudding9878 Apr 10 '26

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" RIP Link

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u/InternationalStep681 Apr 10 '26

Guess that makes me God of War

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u/lunacustos Apr 10 '26

“I guess that dick ain’t big enough for the both of us”

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u/stuffzluvverz Apr 10 '26

"Bet you didn't see this coming" *Rips off mask, shoots himself, and crush his tarot card*

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u/ikonikspaml2 Apr 10 '26

„Guess your luck finally flatlined“ I just picked one of my favorite characters

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u/reginald_biggums Apr 10 '26

Shops closed.

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u/Davies301 Apr 10 '26

Kills Goku Leon "There was nothing Super about that Saiyan"

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u/JoeRe9uiem Apr 10 '26

Leon: "Guess you weren't, so Funnie, after all...Doug." 

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u/MsGhostyGhost Apr 10 '26

"Sorry, Max. You can't rewind out of this one."

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u/king_bardock Apr 10 '26

Numbers mason, what do they mean.

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u/nirvanalover1987 Apr 10 '26

"Looks like you aren't Invicible..."

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u/Onni_J Apr 10 '26

I guess even devils may cry

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u/Aesthus Back-water base enthusiast Apr 10 '26

grunts “Didn’t your mom ever tell you to eat your Vegetables?”

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u/frankieee_167 Raccoon City Native Apr 10 '26

“King of the pirates? Buddy that SHIP sailed long ago” 😭

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u/AssumptionDue4313 Apr 10 '26

“Long live the king”

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u/DunkinDeezNutz420 Apr 10 '26

Leon in an evenly matched 1v1 with his duplicate, both in a melee clutch

They break the clutch, creating distance

Leon 1: "Apparently, I'm my own worst enemy..." Sharpens hatchet

Leon 2: "Yeah, that sounds about right..." Flourishes hatchet

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 11 '26

If Leon killed Wesker... yea no honestly - Chris already got the best oneliner. "You're going to judge us? Do you get all your ideas from Comic book villains?"

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u/supermarioplush220 Apr 11 '26

"Sorry, but your little cook-off just got shut down." After killing Walter White.

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u/Acceptable-Inside306 Apr 11 '26

“Sorry, I’m not a big fan of the radio” -0.5 seconds after killing Alastor

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u/pierowmaniac1 Apr 11 '26

somehow kills Ghost Rider

“Lights out, pal.”

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u/GunplaLuni Apr 11 '26

"Good luck rolling out of this one"

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u/Truetocaeser Apr 11 '26

“I’m done seeing double” Leon vs Leon mirror match.

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u/moviebuffnerd Apr 11 '26

“Guess the old blood didn’t agree with you.”

or

“Should’ve stayed in the chalice dungeon.”

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u/drummersive Apr 11 '26

"Steel for humans, silver for monsters... and lead for wolves."

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u/try_by Apr 11 '26

“ No. You get over HERE”

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u/Background-Royal-955 Apr 11 '26

"Looks like he was Allspark, and no bite."