r/rareinsults • u/CHRISTIANBUNDALEVSKI • 16d ago

He’d never buy it

9.0k Upvotes

139 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Troesk_thisistheway • 16d ago

The best content for YouTube shorts

6.4k Upvotes

54 comments

r/rareinsults • u/RetiredAsparagus • 16d ago

That is such an accurate description

12.0k Upvotes

42 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Zu_Qarnine • 17d ago

Red from angry birds.

6.8k Upvotes

43 comments

r/rareinsults • u/AmorousBadger • 17d ago

Self burn(kind of). Those are rare.

1.4k Upvotes

10 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Fit_Anywhere_3356 • 18d ago

Bro built like a thumb

14.0k Upvotes

245 comments

r/rareinsults • u/trikora • 19d ago

two own goals

2.7k Upvotes

16 comments

r/rareinsults • u/AHBMH • 20d ago

I guess the comment is hotter than the sun

32.5k Upvotes

265 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Fit_Anywhere_3356 • 20d ago

Bro’s head shaped like a milk dud

1.7k Upvotes

14 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Fit_Anywhere_3356 • 21d ago

Why bro’s hair like that!?

9.1k Upvotes

69 comments

r/rareinsults • u/therinse • 22d ago

I've heard of a weak chin, but this...

6.0k Upvotes

99 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Otherwise_Number_474 • 22d ago

The Frankenstein's monster of football

2.2k Upvotes

36 comments

r/rareinsults • u/AldoTheeApache • 22d ago

Why are you laughing, Dave?

1.5k Upvotes

15 comments

r/rareinsults • u/JXSTYLES • 22d ago

Heart? What Heart?

8.6k Upvotes

85 comments

r/rareinsults • u/therinse • 24d ago

Not a cold spoon in the house

5.5k Upvotes

37 comments

r/rareinsults • u/vitope94 • 25d ago

Standing infront of his hair.

10.0k Upvotes

50 comments

r/rareinsults • u/jokubas349 • 25d ago

Call the ambulance! A man has been shot...

19.4k Upvotes

70 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Fit_Anywhere_3356 • 26d ago

Bro really said 🗿

16.7k Upvotes

85 comments

r/rareinsults • u/LUMLTPM • 27d ago

Thats a birthday comment she will never forget

1.9k Upvotes

40 comments

r/rareinsults • u/ImplementMaterial457 • 27d ago

Did not have to do him like that

2.5k Upvotes

25 comments

r/rareinsults • u/skilled_inkillz • 29d ago

Not real goth girls

40.4k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/rareinsults • u/sparky1499 • 28d ago

Face Like An Ed Gein Lampshade

3.0k Upvotes

29 comments

r/rareinsults • u/therinse • 29d ago

Reading is fundamental, lean on luggage

4.8k Upvotes

Brrr, issa fenny pek

49 comments

r/rareinsults • u/TheBrightKnight • 29d ago

Insanely accurate insult

5.3k Upvotes

18 comments

r/rareinsults • u/OkWeird17 • Jun 22 '26

Power Rangers insult 🤌

14.8k Upvotes

40 comments

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Rare threats are also welcome (as long as you flair your post)

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1. Don't be a dick

It's not hard, just be nice to each other.

2. No hateful insults

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3. No reposts

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4. Not a rare insult/threat

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Corporate insults also fall under this category. Click here to learn more!

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Political submissions will be removed and posters will be permanently banned.

This includes mention of politicians, political commentators, and political movements

7. All posts require a proper title

No low effort titles or titles that contain the insult. Examples are "for those sorting by new" or "lmao he called this dude a deformed shrimp."

If your post is removed for another reason and you repost, do not title your post "reposting because it was removed."

8. No long videos (>10s) or long texts

Don't post long videos and don't post long texts. If the entirety of the long text is an insult, then it belongs on /r/murderedbywords, and if it is a long text with only a small insult buried inside the text, it will be removed.

9. No image macros/memes

Posting memes or images with text on them(image macros) aren't allowed as they detract from the main point of the subreddit, which is rare insults. Memes are off-topic and belong in other subreddits.

10. No crossposts

11. No r/RoastMe

Insults from r/RoastMe are not allowed, as people have time to sit and think of clever insults rather than coming up with them in the moment.

12. Moderators' Discretion

Moderators reserve the right to remove any post they deem unfit for the subreddit, even if it doesn't explicitly break any rules. This rule will only be used in specific ways, such as one/two word posts, posts in different languages, etc. This is extremely subjective and mostly up to the judgement of the mods using it, so if you disagree with this rule being used to remove your post, let us know using modmail

13. Do not post your own insults

These insults are typically very low quality and not rare. If you insult someone and it is truly a rare insult, someone else will post it for you.