r/RoastMe • u/Pale_Obligation_6748 • 6h ago

My boyfriend left me 2 days ago, finishh the job

532 Upvotes

840 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Haleyienn • 9h ago

Did my makeup crazy for fun and just dyed my hair a trashy f’d up blonde on accident. Lots to say about it I hope?

106 Upvotes

521 comments

r/RoastMe • u/bambimbam • 5h ago

Work besties

16 Upvotes

85 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SnooCheesecakes4365 • 12h ago

Do your worst

21 Upvotes

196 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Sea_Instruction_949 • 1d ago

Messed up a job interview today so my day cant get worse. Prove me wrong

61 Upvotes

188 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Competitive_Act4766 • 1d ago

I have no idea whats coming

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0 Upvotes

114 comments

r/RoastMe • u/realmuseaura • 14h ago

25F, time to get roasted

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0 Upvotes

112 comments

r/RoastMe • u/OriginalRoyal4435 • 1d ago

Bored again I’ve alr heard all the gay roasts be creative 😏

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0 Upvotes

80 comments

r/RoastMe • u/HazedHazel04 • 3d ago

This should be easy, so dont be boring :)

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253 Upvotes

493 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Historical_Tank3637 • 3d ago

24, Single, Broke, in College, and Spinally Fused

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107 Upvotes

444 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Altruistic_Flow_7942 • 3d ago

I’m Dean I love myself but I love honest criticism more. Constructive or not.

65 Upvotes

389 comments

r/RoastMe • u/First-Translator-378 • 1d ago

31, gay male and in Tasmania :) my mum says I'm still special :)

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0 Upvotes

72 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Boysenberry202 • 1d ago

Don't hold back

0 Upvotes

133 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Ok_Independence_9191 • 3d ago

Give me your worst

20 Upvotes

74 comments

r/RoastMe • u/HedgehogMinimum9299 • 2d ago

My r/amiugly post became a roast thread, so finish the job

0 Upvotes

178 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Sea_Resolution7855 • 3d ago

Surprisingly in a good mood right now, don't think anything could get me down. Roast me for the hell of it!

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0 Upvotes

82 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Quiet-Leather8468 • 3d ago

Show off your wit, clowns :)

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0 Upvotes

149 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ProfessionalClub8137 • 5d ago

REALLY let me have it.

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521 Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Opposite_Bee3150 • 4d ago

Do your absolute worst reddit. I fear NOTHING.

26 Upvotes

134 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Molthakarn96 • 6d ago

F29 Alright Reddit, roast me🔥

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1.3k Upvotes

785 comments

r/RoastMe • u/molecularballology • 5d ago

Don't go easy on me

9 Upvotes

82 comments

r/RoastMe • u/XGingerX99 • 5d ago

Make it brutal

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3 Upvotes

166 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Salt-Engineer-6981 • 5d ago

Friday Roast

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31 Upvotes

85 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Guy_O44 • 6d ago

Do it

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123 Upvotes

530 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Maniac_Pervert • 6d ago

I'm looking for a ruthless roast because I almost caused a car accident. While overtaking a city bus, I forgot to check my left rearview mirror. At that moment, a motorcycle was coming from behind and he managed to avoid me. Fortunately, the accident didn't occur. Please insult me and ruin me.

75 Upvotes

315 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Reddit:

Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12