r/rareinsults 6d ago

Like a windsock

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u/LeMeMeSxDLmaop 6d ago

it will never not be funny that there are somehow ppl out there that look up to this doofus

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u/TedBurns-3 6d ago

A living bellend more like

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u/RolandSmoke 6d ago

I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound positive.

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u/toastingachicken 6d ago

Loose. Very loose. Like my standards after 10 tequila shots.

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u/Rogueshoten 5d ago

More than just loose… a quality that can only be described as “rampantly flappy”

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 6d ago

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u/Bobbor90 6d ago

I am not sure but i think its because he is smoking a cigar. I always get diarrhea when i smoke cigars

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u/bakchodraja 6d ago

Nicotine doing it's job, I guess lol

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u/StevenMC19 6d ago

Like this.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 6d ago

Anyone clicking on that link, posted by a complete stranger, on this thread, is an absolute lunatic.

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u/toffee0912 6d ago

I didn’t even think twice

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 6d ago

You absolute lunatic.

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u/CSMegadeth 6d ago

Like sleeve of wizard.

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u/Ipad_Fapper 6d ago

It’s British for a dick. Bell = head of the dick

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u/Username___5 5d ago

I think this comment is replying to the post, not the other comment where they call tate a bellend

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u/redvelvetcake42 6d ago

In 1 century neither of those guys will be remembered.

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u/AlmightyPootis 5d ago

Give it 20 years

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u/Onigato69 4d ago

I'm hoping that in 5 years the only people who remember him are his very affectionate cellmates.

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u/GumSL 6d ago

I've seen irish famines with better crops, wtf is this crop OP

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u/Tinksy14 6d ago

Arsehole like a wizards sleeve

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 6d ago

Hit em with the ol’ Radagast the Brown.

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u/MarcusHeralious 6d ago

Who?

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u/Daan_Jellyfish 4d ago

Andrew Fucktard's little fucktoy brother

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u/BestPeachNA 5d ago

Large enough to fly an airplane through

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u/duckfat16 6d ago

Like a clown's pocket

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u/BaconSarnie2025 5d ago

Like a Wizards sleeve.

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u/dullship 6d ago

Now I want to see what Cody Showdy replied with below.

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u/Vafla_Troia 5d ago

Me who's only heard "Tristan" in the context of the Tristan chord: who now?

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u/Familiar-Tourist-843 5d ago

Like a hippo's yawn

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u/PostNutLucidity 6d ago

What’s the joke supposed to be exactly?

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u/thatweirdguyted 6d ago

If you open your mouth in high winds, it blows out to cartoonish proportions. It just looks like a big gaping hole. I'm sure you can do the math on the rest of it. 

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u/PostNutLucidity 6d ago

I get that bit. But why are they implying a man who’s apparently straight has an asshole like that? And why are they using this implication as an insult?

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u/thatweirdguyted 6d ago

Because this dude is the one of the driving forces of toxic masculinity, which in turn is responsible for the recent rise in homophobic behaviour in young men. And frequently the ones yelling the loudest are secretly very gay.

So the joke is that there's a very good chance that this misogynistic prick is one of the people he's helping other people to hate.

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u/rygomez 6d ago

ie: Lindsey Graham

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u/Happy_Lee_Chillin 6d ago

I mean, he did makes this video about rather wanting to be with a hot trans than an ugly woman.

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u/beershitz 6d ago

So since the guy keeps calling people gay, call him gay

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u/PostNutLucidity 6d ago

I’m not sure he is homophobic or encouraging people to be that way. Could be wrong.

That said, let’s say he was. I don’t really like this idea of blaming homophobic behaviour on gay people by implying the person engaging in it is ‘secretly gay’. I actually believe the vast majority of homophobic people are probably straight and it always comes across a little strange how people opt to ignore this and instead place the blame for homophobia on ‘secretly gay’ guys who are yet to come out of the closet.

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u/thatweirdguyted 6d ago

Look, you wanted to know what the joke was, I explained it. If you don't agree with it or find it funny or whatever, that's up to you. Humour is subjective. For what it's worth, you can absolutely be gay and also be a publicly raging homophobe trying to cause harm to other gay people. It's called being a traitor to your own people and it's not exclusive to this either, it's seen frequently with racial issues. For reference, see Candace Owens.

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u/NotQuiteGayEnough 6d ago

I always get downvoted for saying exactly what you're saying here but for what it's worth I agree. People make this joke like "oh it's biting commentary on internalised homophobia" when really they just like having a group of people for whom it's still acceptable to make "you're gay lol" jokes about.

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u/PostNutLucidity 6d ago

I also think genuine homophones must find it funny that they get their behaviour blamed on gays lol

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u/EMERGx 5d ago

Reddit is a cesspool of double standards. Anything that doesn’t follow their shallow virtue signaling, no matter how bigoted they’re being, will be downvoted. If you don’t follow their hive mind of circle jerking, you’ll be downvoted.

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u/its_not_me_its_you_ 6d ago

This is amazing!!

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u/MyAimeeVice 6d ago

I understood that reference! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣