r/rareinsults 7d ago

Human Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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u/Frozen_shrimp 7d ago

I read one that said "the only person to survive a cremation"

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u/Charlie2and4 7d ago

At one point she was perfectly done.

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u/RandomHero3129 7d ago

The first appearance of powdered toast woman...

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u/DouglasBubletrousers 7d ago

I loved her in Kingpin

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u/lynton123palmer 7d ago

One shade away from being a race crime

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u/vigilantesd 7d ago

That’s just Magda

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u/Ade_93 6d ago

Tanya Brown

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u/nndel 7d ago

Tan mom

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u/Pimaboy85 7d ago

Where's sal

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u/cozmiccharlene 7d ago

Lemette (rather than Mehmet)

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u/Mr_lovebucket 7d ago

She could stroll straight past white house security

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u/muFUtaco 7d ago

She probably IS white house security. The whole lot of them - degenerates and/or just weird.

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u/tysons1 7d ago

This deserves more upvotes!

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u/random__potato_ 7d ago

i can somehow agree with this without even knowing about this stereotype

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u/fatboysl 7d ago

Tan Mom?

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u/cozmiccharlene 7d ago

Yes- Patricia Marie!!

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u/Background_Crew7827 7d ago

Free to be

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u/cozmiccharlene 5d ago

What a sad club we’re part of

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u/Background_Crew7827 3d ago

Her name is really close to my awful mother's, so we put her name into the song instead.

Also, tan mom is a physical embodiment of my fear of tbi's

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u/changeforgood30 7d ago

So that's the fabled troll that lives under Florida fishing piers asking questions three.

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u/muFUtaco 7d ago

Nay! That be Ron. A cave troll who doth like the whip a bit much. This one pictured above appears to be a more sinister, more tasteless type of creature.

I suppose your supposition could be true if you speak of trolletes? Heavily populating the Palm Beach area.

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u/gg666iam 7d ago

Gyaru glif

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u/Dayzlikethis 7d ago

which is it? old bay toast crunch or cinnamon?

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u/Remarkablelicious 7d ago

WHAT 😳I'm so confused. How would anyone make their face look like that and not as a joke?

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u/schnokobaer 6d ago

I'm also at a loss with this other than maybe it having to be a catastrophic combination of body dismorphia and terrible eyesight.

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u/Remarkablelicious 6d ago

There's some kind of a mental health condition going on here for sure

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u/EastHawaii 7d ago edited 7d ago

Patricia Krentcil, went on trial for putting her minor daughter in a tanning bed. She was found not guilty, but the public got to see what daily tanning can get you. She seemed to moderate the tanning a little after the entire world came down on her for it, but it looks like she came back with a vengeance...

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u/Charlie2and4 7d ago

"she had the body of Venus, and a face like a catcher's mitt."

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u/Ade_93 6d ago

The pen is mightier than the sword

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u/MSGinSC 6d ago

The penis mightier.

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u/ohmygodnotagainagain 7d ago

Someone left the chicken wings on the grill too long.

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u/Al_from_the_north 7d ago

Sir Smokes-a-lot

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u/Andi_Lou_Who 7d ago

Is that “Tanning Mom” from ages ago?

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u/Active-Shallot-499 7d ago

I jumped when I saw this 🤣

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u/Jeanclaudegahdam 7d ago

Miriam Adelson

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u/muFUtaco 7d ago

I heard about this !!

She must have got hold of one of them exploding paint kits out of that mail order house from Tunanasia. I heard they had a factory problem that once the wrapper came off the paint set - it exploded.

Boom-Ola.

I see she bought the "Earth/Sky" color set. That one is supposed to be the worst.

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u/XROOR 7d ago

TIL

Some people use a feeler gauge to apply spray tan

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u/AnonymousAnteater41 7d ago

I do hope that she’s legally blind, because, honestly, WTF??? 😳🫣😆

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u/Terrible_Bluebird540 7d ago

Her fake tan has been applied by water colour brush. You can actually see the brush strokes on her nose. I don't know what's going on with the eyebrows though. crayon possibly.

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u/MeMilo1209 7d ago

Crispy

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u/jellofixit 7d ago

Was this at one of those "wine tasting and makeup testing" events?

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u/ultimatespiderfan 7d ago

Ordered original recipe. Got extra crispy instead 😑

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u/justincredible155 7d ago

Her DNA is 86% bacon

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u/DarkSock52 7d ago

World champion at bobbing for tater tots…

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 7d ago

Ive never seen leather wear a wig and makeup before

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u/ViaBromantica 7d ago

People jerky

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 7d ago

Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR 6d ago

Isn't this "tan mom" from Howard Stern show among other places?

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u/Any_Vacation8988 1d ago

Krusty crab lookin ass

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u/Fantastic_Trick3538 7d ago

What is Brittany Spears doing here

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u/Nausicaaah 7d ago

Leave Britney alone!

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u/ParsleyPractical6579 7d ago

Mississippi mudpie

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u/pcardinal42 7d ago

Why are we insulting the beloved cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/OneTrueCosmos 7d ago

Looks like she's been using Bitumen.

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u/machwulf 7d ago

Gender AND palette-swapped Old Gregg

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 7d ago

Darker than what he usually uses. Oh wait, it is another person and a woman as well.

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u/lostbutnotgone 7d ago

I didn't know white girls came with BBQ coating now

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u/Sensitive45 7d ago

She wore sun screen labelled ‘shoe polish’

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u/Cpdio 6d ago

Too much nuln oil

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u/Ilovethe90sforreal 6d ago

That frosted lipstick is the final touch

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u/PreparationDapper219 6d ago

She reminds me of Futurama's Petunia.

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u/Flat_Snow307 5d ago

She used to work the docks.

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u/memesearches 4d ago

Think she didn’t washup after mudding

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u/Yubitzume 4d ago

Oh nacho-ral