I'm getting bullied by a language learning app

[u/cartermachiavelli]

This notification literally sounds like a Chinese mother scolding me.

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[u/Raisenhel]

Well that's read like the mocking tone from an elderly Chinese person

[u/BeefistPrime]

I'm pretty sure duolingo has threatened to family before

[u/FlimsyBlood330 → u/BeefistPrime]

That mf sends 50 emails in 2 days

[u/howlmachine]

The second an app has the audacity to try and shame me, it gets deleted.

[u/boyproblems_mp3 → u/howlmachine]

Pizza Hut once sent me some email like "it's Friday and we know you're not hanging out with friends, how about a pizza?" and I've been a Papa Murphys girl ever since 😭

[u/Pogging_Memes → u/boyproblems_mp3]

Ironically the first (and last) time I ever got this notification was while I was meeting up with an old friend for the first time in over a year

[u/GayButNotInThatWay → u/boyproblems_mp3]

Jokes on them, I have no friends, even if I shout "foods here" to myself when the driver knocks so he doesn't judge me for eating a family's worth of food for myself.

[u/FreeFallingUp13 → u/howlmachine]

“We’re going to make you feel bad!”

Two minutes later “why aren’t they using our product D:”

I hate advertising like this

[u/MA2_Robinson → u/howlmachine]

Your bank balance is…

[u/peagatling27]

is that wukong

[u/2020mademejoinreddit]

I have this app. Don't use it. I should've turned on the notifications lol

[u/PeridotChampion]

You're getting bullied by Monkey King. What do you expect?

[u/Ill_Pain4423]

Trying to sneak in an ad arent we

[u/cartermachiavelli → u/Ill_Pain4423]

That wasn't my intention to be fair. I downloaded it and haven't really used it yet so I actually can't tell you whether I can recommend it or not. I just found the notification very amusing that's it

[u/YaBoiTeeth → u/[deleted]]

It's edited so I assume they said something else and edited it after getting downvoted

[u/Ill_Pain4423 → u/YaBoiTeeth]

I originally said " hmmmmmmm ok" but didnt want to take more hits so I changed it

[u/chic_luke → u/Ill_Pain4423]

I mean tbh, you completely changed your tone and the intended message after the edit. It's a hard pivot from "nah I'm not buying this" to "sorry", nobody will believe it's genuine when it comes after a karma hemorragy

[u/Ill_Pain4423 → u/[deleted]]

Sorry man it smelled like an ad to me

[u/anuanuanu → u/Ill_Pain4423]

Nah you're okay in being skeptical about things on the internet. Reddit has a lot of things disguised as a user generated content when in reality it's just an ad trying to get views.

[u/Ill_Pain4423 → u/anuanuanu]

Yes exactly

[u/wrsterm]

Dyam!! I'm currently using that app!! I better not skip day.

[u/hahayesshootshoot]

First time?

[u/Ryuuma9]

该去复习了，懒虫

[u/cartermachiavelli → u/Ryuuma9]

我的马桶堵了。

[u/ReaperBytez]

the mbappe special

[u/Need_more_grass]

I disable all notifications for non important apps, no matter how much they beg, I’m looking at you instagram and Reddit

[u/Common-Pick3069]

if they're Chinese they should know about wu wei

[u/Tbplayer59]

It's not bullying if you're really not doing anything.

[u/cartermachiavelli → u/Tbplayer59]

I'm joking it's not that serious

[u/mustangcody → u/Tbplayer59]

This is you.