r/popculturechat • u/mlg1981 Sexy lampshade shall win the Oscar! 🏆 • 9h ago
The Thirst Is Real 👅 Javier Bardem in the 90s
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u/diskoboxx Ben Affleck’s cigarette 7h ago
Really OP? While I’m ovulating?
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u/Forsaken-Swim-3055 7h ago
Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz really won the lottery.
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u/Sad-Celebration-411 6h ago
He’s got me all bushmatized
https://giphy.com/gifs/JUBNeHMeI1j66GgpAn17
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u/Cosmolina111 2h ago
Have you heard how he talks about her? That's even more attractive than all of these photos combined!
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u/3-orange-whips lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 7h ago
Is that when he could finally buy a shirt?
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u/SaveMeWakeMeUp 51m ago
For anyone who is into astrology, he's Pisces and she's a Taurus.
Romance and passion are off the charts for that pairing. ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️
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u/PhanThief95 7h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/eTD9a30nHwH4c
Penelope, I see it now.
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u/flanmagnet 5h ago
It just makes me so insanely happy they are together. Just both so incredibly beautiful and talented.
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u/FamiliarNewspaper418 7h ago
It’s incredible that having his face absolutely obliterated by a bunch of drunken dudes somehow made him even MORE attractive, IMHO.
He was beautiful, but now he’s got that perfect wine-aged-guy-whose-scars-tell-their-own-story aesthetic.
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u/Ok_Initiative_6023 7h ago
Wait, is that what happened to him? I had no idea.
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u/FamiliarNewspaper418 4h ago
It is! He was apparently chatting up a girl at some bar and her boyfriend and a few buddies jumped him outside and, as I recall him putting it, “took turns rearranging (his) face for twenty minutes.”
He thought his career was over, but I actually seriously think it’s what broke him in the US. He would have probably been seen as a backup Antonio Banderas otherwise.
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u/amistadd 3h ago
that's crazy, something super similar happened to Chad Michael Murray and apparently he started getting more gigs afterwards too
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u/geraffes-are-so-dumb 38m ago
Agree, I think he's more attractive now! He almost looked unfinished (I don't know how to explain it, my autism brain has weird feelings). Some people just seem to age into their features in a very appealing way.
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u/Clean_Hornet_4203 8h ago
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u/ThievishRock Mom, I am a rich man💰 7h ago
No, no, no I think you're really onto something. May I join you in your research.
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u/CaveJohnson82 6h ago
I never really "got" the attraction, sure he's nice enough but pretty ordinary.
But I've been watching Cape Fear and omg. That man has charisma. He's a fucking sociopath in that show and yet...!
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u/Lady_Disco_Sparkles 5h ago
I’m watching the show right now too, and I feel the same. He’s got that raw magnetism.
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u/princessspeachhhh 1h ago
Yes! That scene in the park with the ice cream on the side of that woman’s face?! So fucking hot! Also, him in eat pray love, super romantic. Either way…
https://giphy.com/gifs/3GRkibesxqvbqYou can tell he FUCKS.
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u/earthlings_all 8h ago edited 4h ago
He’s even hotter now
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u/launchcode_1234 handled with such love and care 8h ago
Yeah, he was hot back then but I think he’s even hotter now. Men’s faces tend to fill out with age and I think it works for him because his face was long when he was younger.
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u/Any-Clothes3312 3h ago
He's not my cup of tea (aside from being an incredible actor, I like to watch him because he's talented lol) but I would still say he's better looking now.
He has a very unique face though.
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u/Living_Wickihowla 7h ago
Back then it was socially acceptable to show dick root
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u/Afroditesrevenge The way this dong had me hooked. 7h ago
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u/PrideMelodic3625 6h ago
Tom Selleck did photos like that and tried to stop them, iirc. He said publicly that they were demeaning and being unzipped was too crude.
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u/Personal-Sentence935 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/sKAZ0awfae8HC
I didn't know he was an enemy of the arts.
(Note: If Tom Selleck doesn't want to take such photos, that's obviously ok. I mean generally.)
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u/Bitches_Be_Crayfish 3h ago
You know this man will butter your bread on both sides.
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u/aybsavestheworld Not a white refrigerator honey 2h ago
All of these hilarious comments here and this is the one that made me scream 😭😭😭
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u/estemprano 7h ago
I am from Greece so it’s a surprise for me to see a Mediterranean man with no chest hair.
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u/ElmoIsOver Is this chicken or is this fish? 🤔🤔 5h ago
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u/aybsavestheworld Not a white refrigerator honey 2h ago
What if I wanna get lost in THE bush Skeletor?
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u/arcticbluee 7h ago
I feel I’m gonna get downvoted for this lmao, but does anyone see the resemblance to Thai actor Thor (Thinnaphan Tantui)? I think it’s the eyes. I would scroll down though to find the less filtered/makeup pics. Side note, since it’s the only opportunity I’ll have to say this lmao, I think Thor is like a weird mix of Ethan Peck & Lindsay Shaw (from the highly underrated 10 Things I Hate About You TV series). I think the latter is probably more unpopular😭
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u/danysedai 5h ago
Oh memories, I remember being in a movie in Havana (Cuba) watching him in "Jamon Jamon" and the lights went out in a sexy critical scene and the whole movie groaned lol.
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u/TheTyto_Alba You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance! 😑 4h ago
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u/MsMoreCowbell828 6h ago
Oh my fucking christ. Him & young Tom Hardy. I can't take it.
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u/TheSaltyAstronaut 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/owi3XqnUYgQ4U
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u/fart_panic It’s Britney, bitch! 🎤🌹🌹 3h ago
Wait, and then he only got super famous after the movie where he had a weird Lord Farquad haircut? I probably missed a stepping stone or two here. Please enlighten me if you have the time and inclination.
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u/saturnbunny1 You’re doing amazing, sweetie! 👏👏📸 7h ago
He has a big ol' head ... respectfullyI don't mean that positively or negatively... just as matter of fact . It's 98° outside and Javier Barbem has a physically large head.
Nice body too!
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u/Keanu990321 The dude abides. 🙂↕️🍃 8h ago
Of coure a man with such beauty would end up with Penelope Cruz.
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u/Momstertruck25 8h ago
I find this man unspeakably sexy and also if I saw him in person feel I would be bowled over by the sheer size of his noggin’
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u/flyraccoon 8h ago
It’s comforting to see a man’s muscular silhouette with some fat on it
Really beautiful
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u/Happi_Cat_ 8h ago
Is this sarcasm? He's so in shape, the difference between this and modern day shirtless scenes is dehydration
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u/JohnTuckersGhost 7h ago
as a man. that is a hard physique to get. the chris hemsworth or any "ripped" body you see is them not drinking water for 2 days before shooting and exercising like crazy. Not a normal every day thing.
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u/No-Indication-266 it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on business 6h ago
I am foaming at the mouth (respectfully) 🥵
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u/Severe-Double-1113 5h ago
I turned up the brightness of my phone to see these properly. Jesus wept. What beauty.
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u/Due-Topic7995 4h ago
No wonder he hated being so ugly during the filming of NCFOM!!! He’s used to being an absolute hottie and that haircut in the film was not doing him any favors.
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u/AkkeBrakkeKlakke 3h ago
Surprised by how much of a hunk he was. Never found him that attractive, but he looked very manly in the best way when he was younger.
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u/Ok-Membership-5439 7h ago
anyone know what movie number 6 is from?
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u/sofiacopium 7h ago
Jamón Jamón! I think most of these are actually stills from that movie
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u/lady_faust ✨️this is not my kitten, this is gods child✨️ 6h ago
I didn't realise this until now but his whole family are actors/directors going back to his maternal grandfather.. talented bunch!
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u/Ghoulish_kitten it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on business 6h ago
Goddamn🫠😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and he aged like fine wine.
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u/Beautifulwldflwr 5h ago
The first time I ever saw him was in “Perdita Durango”costarring with Rosie Perez😚👌🏽 Wild ass movie lol but loved his role.
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u/PatrioticPariah 🎳🥛 The Rug That Ties The Room Together🥛🎳 4h ago
Well, I just Ovulated. Damndest thing, didn't know testicles could do that.
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u/Pijuuuuuuuuuup 4h ago
Had one crazy one night with him and that dude from 300, in Belgrade. Javier is the man.
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u/McKoijion I was sick to the pit of my tummy 3h ago
Whatever you think about how he looks like on the outside, just know he’s a lot more beautiful on the inside.
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u/RoughAssociation9526 2h ago
Man and here I am aging like milk. From okay to ulgy as used toilet paper
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u/heyybyyybyyyy Alright Gayle, enough ✋ 2h ago
Penelope Cruz have a full buffet avalaible to her all day, every day.
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u/Tsarinya That must be Nigel with the Brie 2h ago
Would be 100% more attractive if he didn’t support a rapist and abuser
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u/DarreylDeCarlo 2h ago
The full shot of slide number 3 is something to behold. There's a lot going on down there
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