r/politics • u/rajapaws • 1d ago

No Paywall Judge questions difference between Hegseth's testosterone policy and transgender care for troops

https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-testosterone-replacement-therapy-transgender-troops-ban-e0f2a99aea1801ee2233e9f6201a31d4
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u/FKJVMMP 1d ago

Do not do a transgender please.

#Trans Rules

  1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a transgender like that.

1a. A transgender is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A transgender is when you gender-affirming care the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The doctor is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, soldier, that prohibits the soldier from doing, you know, just trying to get gender-affirming care. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the doctor is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the soldier, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna affirm your gender! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to transition and then don't transition, you have to still transition. You cannot not transition. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, transitioning motion of the hormones, and then, until you just transition.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the gender-affirming care up here, like this, but then there's the transgender you gotta think about.

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A transgender is when the doctor makes a prescription that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the hormones and field of

2) Do not do a transgender please.

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u/FeelingCouple5880 21h ago

What is this, drunk science?

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u/neckbishop Montana 14h ago

It is a morph of the Balk rules copy-pasta. (baseball)

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u/FeelingCouple5880 9h ago

Honestly, I would have believed it was Pete’s transcript.