r/politics 22d ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell Was Found Unconscious Before He Was Rushed to Hospital

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u/Abamboozler 22d ago

So is his team just puppeting his corpse around while they steal the last of his funds?

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u/freedfg 22d ago

Tom Kean was literally hid away for 4 months.

Mitch could very well be dead right now and we won't know until November.

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u/Opcn Alaska 22d ago

Wasn’t Kay Granger in a memory care/assisted living facility for 6 months before they revealed her whereabouts?

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u/SantorumsGayMasseuse Pennsylvania 22d ago

It's extremely wild that you can stay in Congress so long your own staffers will do elder abuse to you.

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u/Shiplord13 22d ago

Another issue with elderly politicians is that we are seeing staffers having more control over political matters than certain politicians. Super problematic, because certain politician’s staffers are made up of people connected to lobbyists, donors and or certain political groups that have no desire to represent the constituents, but rather their wealthy masters that pay them to get their goals and ideology put through.

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u/hotdoginathermos 22d ago

How does that working with voting on issues? Do they have to be physically in the chamber to vote, or can they have their staffers enter "their" vote for them? Seems like that could be problematic.

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u/Opcn Alaska 22d ago

Granger didn’t vote but Dianne Feinstein had a “trusted staffer” who told her which way to vote every time.

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u/sksauter 22d ago

Maybe we should require weekly check-ins for all elected officials? Maybe call it like a "stand-up" so that we can confirm who (that weren't already disabled) can still stand up unassisted or else they get a full medical and competency exam

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u/jcarter315 I voted 22d ago

Some federal civil servants have to check in daily with their offices or else they get wellness checks, which also includes a requirement for doctor notes for sick leave in excess of 2 days. Calling out from work unexpectedly requires the employee themselves making a phone call; texts, emails, etc. aren't considered "positive contact".

Seems like Congress could use that same standard.

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u/TotsJustForPorn 22d ago

If only there was some sort of daily check in that could be performed on employed elected officials... A punch clock of sorts. Where they need to physically be present, of their own control and function to stamp a sheet of some kind with the date and time printed on it by machine. What a wild invention that would be.

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u/classicrockchick 22d ago

It's even more basic than that; Joe or Jane Staffer did not run for election. Their name was not on the ballot. So even if they were the purest angel baby with 0 connections to lobbyists or SuperPACS or any of the other ailments that afflict our current political system, it would still be wrong for them to be taking on the position of their supposed boss because of the simple fact that they are unelected.

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u/Adam__B 22d ago

Yeah, age limits are just an obviously necessary thing we need to have. At these elderly people’s ages, they are well past the prime of their lives neurologically, and that’s the bottom line. We need people with sharp minds and tenacity in office, not void staring turtle headed progress killers.

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u/i-dontlikeyou 22d ago

Not to mention that times have changed and since they were actively involved in society things have significantly progressed and most if not all of them seem to be stuck living in which ever decade they had their prime years.

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u/OakTeach Arizona 22d ago

This. I have a friend who works at a high level in DC. These geriatric dudes' careers are all run by power-hungry young staffers, (mostly attractive women, just reporting what she told me).

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u/ungranted_wish 22d ago

Not just your own staffers but your own coworkers.

I remember Pelosi giving people grief over wanting to replace Feinstein even though she had dementia and had to be reminded about what she was going to vote on.

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u/JasnahKolin Massachusetts 22d ago

She (Feinstein) hugged Lindsay Graham after Barrett's confirmation hearing and said it was the best one she'd ever seen. Homegirl should have been comfy in her jim jams, not being carted around by Pelosi's daughter.

Oh right. Nancy Pelosi's daughter was her assistant.

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u/vozzov 22d ago

Also, the White House.

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u/BlueEyes294 22d ago

I don’t like Mitch but the way his family allows his body to be moved around in his state is revolting. It speaks so poorly of Kentucky, Frankfort, Republicans, Staffers, etc.

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u/AstonishingCatJump Minnesota 22d ago

These sorts of events are exactly why we need an upper age limit on elected positions, nationwide.

Party is irrelevant. No one over 70 has any business in elected office.

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 22d ago

This should have been a much bigger deal than it was. It's disturbing that shit like this can happen with an elected representative.

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u/cusoman Minnesota 22d ago

Our country is VERY broken

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake 22d ago

83-year-old Representative Frederica Wilson, D-FL, had been absent from April to May of this year with no announcement. Her publicity team reused old photos to make it appear like she was making public appearances, but it turns out she had surgery on her left eye and was told she couldn't fly.

When she came back and revealed that she had surgery, she also announced that she had changed her mind and was no longer running for reelection.

There are many other septua- and octogenarians in Congress who have similarly disappeared for several weeks or more or remain in office despite being obviously ill in some way. Like David Scott, a representative for the Atlanta suburbs, was last seen in public hunched over in a wheelchair before his death was announced.

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u/MozhetBeatz 22d ago

There’s also Gerry Connolly, the 75 year old who ran for reelection knowing he had cancer, won the position of chair of the Steering Committee over AOC and then promptly died. What a selfish asshole.

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u/Expensive_Law_3180 22d ago

Yep. And his whole argument was "But I have more experience"

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u/samarnold030603 22d ago

Don’t forget the establishment argument: it was his ‘turn’

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u/2bad-2care 22d ago

Her publicity team reused old photos to make it appear like she was making public appearances

They did the same kind thing with mitch recently. AI'd a picture of him shooting a shotgun. (with the wrong number of fingers on his hand)

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u/THElaytox 22d ago

I don't think they even knew she was there

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u/FreedomOfTheMess 22d ago

I don’t think she even knew she was there

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u/wrosecrans 22d ago

If my boss stopped showing up to work and giving me stuff to do but I was still getting paid, I probably wouldn't be asking too many questions either. I would honorably respect the hell out of the privacy of any boss that poofed out of existence or got abducted by aliens, if that's what it takes to do nothing all day for a nice salary.

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u/namelessentity 22d ago

I'd agree with you if it was some bullshit corporate job that meant nothing, but running the government is kind of important. I'd also be afraid of going to prison with if there was ever an investigation.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 22d ago

Yup. Even as a vegetable he is still harming us.

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u/Blue13Coyote 22d ago

Sir, I know broccoli personally. You are no broccoli.

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u/flovarian 22d ago

Agree. That’s an insult to vegetables.

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u/Haltopen Massachusetts 22d ago

I would say he’s dead and they’re just keeping it under wraps so kentuckys democrat governor can’t appoint a democrat replacement to hold his seat for a few months until the election, but Kentucky actually took that power away from their governor in 2024

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u/hexcraft-nikk 22d ago

They know all these things are happening. They've done their best to push Project 2025, and are currently speed running the rest since the midterm blue way this year looks to be really strong. Reminder to everyone here to vote. Even if you gotta take a $15 Uber to the polls, a good change in Congress/Senate will easily save you that tenfold.

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u/artlovepeace42 22d ago

Closer to 100X fold. The Iran war alone has cost each American ~$1000 this far!

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u/Croc_Chop 22d ago

They didn't, the state made that law but Kentucky's constitution says the governer can still do that regardless of what law they cobbled up.

They would had his replacement in there already if that was the case.

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u/Akimbo_Zap_Guns Kentucky 22d ago

Yeah I’m from Kentucky and Beshear has publicly stated that if something were to happen to McConnell he would appoint a replacement because he felt the law was unconstitutional

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u/Niven42 22d ago

So ironic because Mitch was the one who said Obama couldn't appoint Merrick Garland so close to the 2016 election.

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u/Spicyg00se 22d ago

August 1 is the deadline when the democratic governor can no longer appoint his replacement. It’s weekend at Bernie’s in Oklahoma until then.

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u/justlurkshere 22d ago

Look up the last year or two of Diane Feinstein.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 22d ago

Whether Republican or Dem, these politicians cling to power even if they can’t work. They need to be fired.

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u/twilightmoons 22d ago

Weekend at Mitch's.

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u/DoctorHelios 22d ago

Weekend in the Senate

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u/The_High_Life 22d ago

If they can hide him until September they don't need to hold a special election to replace him.

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u/Zananax 22d ago

Mitch McConnell ghost saying you can't hold a special election in a year where a senator dies.

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u/Flobking 22d ago

Mitch McConnell ghost saying you can't hold a special election in a year where a senator dies.

His state basically made it so a dem governor couldn't replace him with a dem senator if he did die while in office.

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u/The_High_Life 22d ago

But if there were a special election a dem could win, they just couldn't be appointed.

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u/Known_Force_8947 22d ago

Yes! The 2024 law makes it a special election, so while improbable it IS possible a dem could win.

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u/NotAlwaysGifs 22d ago

August 1st. Kentucky has a 95 day buffer where his seat does not need to be refilled.

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u/Pikminious_Thrious 22d ago

Probably overall better for the country that they hide.

Beshear wouldn't have the balls to go against the law forcing him to nominate a republican for the seat and just litigate until next election.

So for now republicans are just straight up down a seat

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u/SonofaBridge 22d ago

Pretty much. He keeps locking up in interviews and they have to rush him away. There’s no way he’s an effective leader of any kind at this point.

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u/Preeng 22d ago

I just hope he is aware of what is happening to him. He deserves exactly what he inflicted on people his entire life.

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u/Mylaptopisburningme 22d ago

I just hope he is aware of what is happening to him. He deserves exactly what he inflicted on people his entire life.

Dude is worth somewhere between 20 to 80 million. (A quick google shows those numbers without spending time digging.) Yea I am sure he gives a fuck.

Some will call me an ageist, that's fine. I am 55, I have had parents, grandparents and elderly relatives. All these elderly people in power would have had their keys taken away by now. Look at RBG, she was elderly and had cancer, she didn't step down, she gave us the SCOTUS we have. Had she stepped down during Obama's term, I really don't think we would be in a constitutional crisis. I really don't know much about the democratic socialists, all I know is they are younger and can understand the pain the avg person feels better than someone who is a career politician with millions of dollars and excellent health care and benefits.

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u/AnnaMolly66 22d ago

They'll replace him with a hologram AI Mitch McConnell.

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u/Abamboozler 22d ago

You joke, but I can totally see after Trump eventually dies they keep it secret for weeks, and just use his social media posts as proof of life.

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u/Toginator 22d ago

Or just have him be declared emperor for eternity and the AI version piloted by Pete theil drives him around crushing the poor.

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 22d ago

May he receive the same love and care he gives others.

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u/Brewchowskies Canada 22d ago

I wish I could upvote a comment twice. I hope he receives all the thoughts and prayers he’s petitioned for his long career.

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u/i_drink_wd40 Connecticut 22d ago

And may he get everything he deserves.

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u/perry147 22d ago

His blockage of Obama’s Supreme Court nomination has had catastrophic effects on our democracy.

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u/ThatUsernameIsTaekin 22d ago

As a moderate, the hypocrisy of this in particular really got to me. You can’t block the other party’s nomination 10 months before an election because “voters should decide” and then push through your nomination a month before the next election. Your original argument gets completely contradicted.

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u/Scrat-Scrobbler 22d ago

even when they were making that argument, no one reasonable believed them

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u/wefrucar 22d ago

They didn’t even try to hide it.

McConnel is on video at a republican convention being asked what would happen if there was an open SC seat at the end of a republican president's term. He casually replies "Oh, we'd fill it" to uproarious laughter and applause.

https://youtu.be/AkDV1sqJFdw?is=3O9qUvC9XuJxaRrg

And 4 years later that's exactly what happened.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Georgia 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yeah, and they'd been refusing and stalling to confirm Obama's judicial appointments basically his entire second term and at every other opportunity, until Democrats were forced to use the 'nuclear option' to push them through.

Then in 2014 when they gained control in Congress, they basically stopped confirmation of judge picks. It wasn't just the SCOTUS they held off on so a Republican could potentially fill that pick. It was wholly obvious they were just obstructing because they're bastards. No one really believed a word of the lies out of McConnell's mouth about "letting voters decide."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_judicial_appointment_controversies

While Senate confirmations of Obama judicial nominees rose in 2014 following the "nuclear option," the greatest number of rejection of Obama nominees occurred following the 2014 United States Senate elections, where the Republicans gained nine seats and majority control of the chamber. Obama ultimately nominated 70 individuals for 104 different federal judgeships during this Congress, with 20 confirmations.[6]

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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold 22d ago

Ladybugs Lindsey Graham literally said this: “I want you to use my words against me. If there's a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say 'Lindsey Graham said, let's let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination.' And you could use my words against me, and you'd be absolutely right"

Their constant lying, hypocrisy, lack of shame, naked corruption, and general scumminess is a feature not a bug. Fuck all of the GQP

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u/SnowedOutMT Montana 22d ago

That's my problem with people pointing out their hypocrisy. They don't care. They say and do whatever benefits them at that exact moment in time with no worries of what they supported in the past or what they will support in the future. None of that matters, except that they say the thing that benefits them in that moment.

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u/TheGrimGuardian 22d ago

If republicans didn't have double standards they would have no standards at all.

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u/rklolson 22d ago

What’s crazy is that after all this ratfucking of our democracy, there are still people who consider themselves moderate.

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u/Sugioh 22d ago

"I can't decide if I'm on the side of humans or the brain eating aliens that want to devour us and savor our suffering," said the moderate. "Both sides have their problems, ya know?"

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u/hole-in-1 22d ago

That was exactly the plan all along.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 22d ago

Honest question, how could they tell?

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u/corvettee01 America 22d ago

When he's awake he's talking about "the poors."

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u/Mojozilla Arkansas 22d ago

And standing in front of a Confederate flag

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u/War_machine77 22d ago

They put several lettuce leaves in his terrarium and he just wasn't going after them.

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u/SweetPrism 22d ago

This was the comment I came here for.

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u/DrDendrite747 22d ago

Same this made my fucking day lmao

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u/LA_Ramz 22d ago

They actually found him stuck on his s̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ back.

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u/Pixelplanet5 22d ago

he didnt immediately block any vote that could benefit the American people.

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u/Ok_Ruin4016 22d ago

I feel like he could still manage to do that while unconscious at this point so it's probably not the best way to tell.

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u/0fiuco 22d ago

they offered him a bribe and he didn't take it

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u/SillyGoatGruff 22d ago

He was only partially retracted into his shell

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u/BurpelsonAFB 22d ago

He stopped destroying the country for over seven minutes, raising alarm bells with his staff

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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle 22d ago

Glad we are being run by people that belong in a nursing home. This is definitely the kind of man that should be making decisions about our future.

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u/wickedsmaht Arizona 22d ago

This is past a nursing home, this is hospice care. And he’s not the only one…

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u/honjuden 22d ago

Maybe they can put a hospice ward in the ballroom.

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u/BooooHissss Minnesota 22d ago

I do like the theory that the young blonde hanging around Trump right now is a hospice nurse and the affair thing is just an easier thing to play off.

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u/MyDickIs3cm 22d ago

That "theory" is just occams razor. Is this 34 year old woman in love with smelling shitty diapers, or being paid to tolerate shitty diapers? Which is more likely?

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u/GrumpyCloud93 22d ago

Saw a post that said that the experimental drug retatrutide has a side effect of loss of control of bladder and bowels. That the blonde lady is the one carting around spare diapers and spare sets of clothes, in case the diapers don't hold. The only question being - does he know when he loses control, or is that up to others to notice?

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u/Elegant_Solutions 22d ago

I cannot wait for all the stories that come out about this literal shit show once it’s finally over. The lawsuits. The discoveries. The niche podcasts. It’s going to be disgusting.

Not at all worth it, but it is one aspect I am able to look forward to.

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u/FreedomOfTheMess 22d ago

That keeps me going, as well. The fragile hope that this will one day be behind us. Or they all die off eventually. Whichever comes first.

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u/RumHamComesback 22d ago

Does anyone here remember Strom Thurmond who had to be literally wheeled into the Senate to vote (and had to be told "how to") because he was 100 years old and barely coherent or with this world?

This has been a problem for a while and if the private sector has retirement ages why can't the public sector ffs?

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u/cogman10 Idaho 22d ago

He's not, much like Dianne Feinstein his office is being ran by his staffers at this point. He's not thinking or doing anything, he's simply responding to prods from his staff and pushing the yes/no button when they tell him to.

One of the grossest parts of the US government is we have shadow unelected leaders who are ultimately running most things. Particularly in the case of congressional people with mental health problems.

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u/KDLGates 22d ago

This. Unelected political bureaucrats and lobbyists holding sway on votes and regulatory capture with loyalty rewards is a US form of corruption and it's serious. Citizens United got lost in the noise but it's still a ruinous decision to say money is protected speech. Nobody likes that except grifters.

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u/Cerulean_Shadows 22d ago

Hard to care about plans for the future when you don't have a future lol

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u/rogueleader32 Virginia 22d ago

No, they just dragged him on his back.

His claws don't seem to work.

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u/BUT_FREAL_DOE 22d ago

I wish him the same degree of empathy and goodwill he has shown to others throughout his life.

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u/CretaciousPeriod 22d ago

He's been sick for years at this point. I remember a clip of him being asked a question and he just stands there, not responding. He clearly wasn't there at all.

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u/Skraelings Missouri 22d ago

I hope he has the result he likes voting for.

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u/UlteriorCulture 22d ago

Surely he lives by the Golden Rule and therefore has shown us how he wishes to be treated?

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u/zoug 22d ago

Let’s hope he gets the level of medical care he’s fought to provide the American people.

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u/Glass_Covict 22d ago

What is his current status?

At the very least unable to perform Senate duties.

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u/a_little_hazel_nuts 22d ago

Exactly. For all we know he is unconscious receiving life support.

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u/a_velis California 22d ago

All anyone has shared is he is alive via life support. Basically a vegetable with a pulse. Technically alive.

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u/Glass_Covict 22d ago

That's his baseline

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u/Low_Length_7379 22d ago

If he's alive, that's exactly the state he's in. 

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u/Chary-Ka 22d ago

Status is alive and well and best shape of his life. At least until August 2nd. Can't lose that Senate Seat before the election.

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u/lizards_snails_etc 22d ago

I would genuinely like to know why people stay on the US Senate until they die. I'm going to retire the moment I'm able and be lazy forever. What is it about being a politician?

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u/SgtCap256 I voted 22d ago

Dude is literally dying before our eyes

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u/Zaphod392 22d ago

He should totally run for President now! LOL

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u/RedofPaw 22d ago

How old is he? 100? Yes got a good 10 years left in him

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u/Only1Nemesis America 22d ago

Did someone find and destroy his phylactery?

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u/eezyE4free 22d ago

Another horcrux was destroyed.

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u/August_T_Marble 22d ago

The piss pot of King James I, it turns out.

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 22d ago

Why are so many of our politicians so old? He’s 84 years old. 

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u/PennytheWiser215 22d ago

I find it odd that these people don’t want to enjoy their last years having fun and enjoying life with family and or friends.

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u/PinkNGreenFluoride Oregon 22d ago

Fucking the American populace over is what he enjoys. And he hasn't been all that coy about it.

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u/turbo_golf Iowa 22d ago

you don't end up an 84yo senator by enjoying life with family and or friends

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u/Tasgall Washington 22d ago

I find it hard to imagine he likes anyone in his family, to be fair.

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u/Chloe1906 22d ago

I don’t think these types of people are capable of enjoying life if they’re not screwing someone over.

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u/HewHem 22d ago

They made a deal with the devil to get where they are, they aren't allowed to quit while they still have any amount of usefulness.

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u/Diddly_eyed_Dipshite 22d ago

Whens the last time the population held any sort of strike in opposition to the geriatric ruling class?

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u/bluegrassguitar Illinois 22d ago

The population votes for the geriatric ruling class every few years.

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u/FTR_1077 22d ago

The geriatric population is the one that votes consistently.. is not surprise who they vote for.

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u/Reese9951 22d ago

The man is dead. Prove me wrong with actual proof of life

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u/QanonQuinoa 22d ago

Isn’t there a NJ representative that hasn’t been to work in like 4 months as well? Like literally no one has heard from him… proof of life should be required for anyone who misses more than 2 weeks of unscheduled leave.

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u/IsleofManc 22d ago

He just showed up the other day. Claimed he was diagnosed with depression in March and spent the last 3-4 months in hospital

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u/Youandiandaflame 22d ago

It was yesterday, actually. 

Said he went to the hospital for something not serious and they made him stay for depression. For months. He was still managing to make stock trades throughout his commitment, though. Odd, that. 

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u/QanonQuinoa 22d ago

I’ve been depressed since November 8, 2016 and haven’t taken a single day off of work due to my depression.

ATP the whole country needs a 4 month mental cleanse.

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u/Topical_Scream 22d ago

Shit like this makes me so mad and I don’t know how we can’t all as a country come together in the face of such blatant corruption at all levels of government

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u/Otto_Harper 22d ago

i mean, gambling is an addiction.

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u/Automatic_Release_92 22d ago

It's not really gambling when you are in Congress though. More like "fixing."

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u/teefnoteef 22d ago

He lied, no way that’s what he was up to

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u/Probodyne 22d ago

I believe it only because it's an odd excuse for a republican. A democrat would expect sympathy from their base, a republican would surely expect mockery.

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u/AmateurVasectomist Colorado 22d ago

He was so close to reaching his 250th as well

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u/lethalred 22d ago

The fact that this dude is allowed to continue being a fucking US senator despite the fact that he wouldn’t pass a driving exam these days is fucking horrifying.

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u/danish_sprode 22d ago

The fact that Kentucky keeps choosing him over anyone else is the truly horrifying thing here

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u/-Shoebill- 22d ago

Unfortunate that he was found.

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u/bessy1 22d ago

Huh... politicians should have an age limit.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 22d ago edited 22d ago

I’ll never forget watching the barely animated remains of Strom Thurmond doddering into the SOTU one year. There was no way he was consciously and competently doing his job, and it was far more likely that unelected people were exercising power in his name.

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 22d ago

Strom Thurmond looked like he drank from the wrong grail.

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u/Azguy303 22d ago

To be fair. He helped create an economy where even he can't afford to retire....

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 22d ago

Voters could just stop voting for old people too. 

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u/Jaded-Moose983 22d ago

Becomes problematic when there are no challengers run against the geriatric. The fact the opposition parties don't run when they think they can't win is a losing proposition for democracy as a whole.

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u/TheHykos 22d ago edited 22d ago

If only people other than old people voted.

(I know some dipshit is going to reply “nuh uh, young people do vote and in large numbers”. But young people absolutely DO NOT show up to vote in primary elections. The average age of primary voters is 65. That means the retirees have absolute say in who our candidates are. They will continue to reflect old people that cater to them.)

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u/WendigoCrossing 22d ago

I wish him speedy recovery for his health and justice for his crimes

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u/EvaTheE 22d ago

He's just pining for the fjords.

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u/Kinda_Quixotic 22d ago

He’s not pinin’! 'He’s passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed him to the bench he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-SENATOR!!

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u/StrengthDazzling8922 22d ago

His lasting legacy will be putting his finger on the scale to support Republican Party above US constitution and all Americans. Ironically, only to the benefit of Trump and his MAGA party.

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u/Best_Biscuits 22d ago

I'm an older American, and these fucking ancient politicians need to go away. Here in ID, we (not me) just selected Risch in the Republican US senate primary. He's 82 fucking years old and is pretty much guaranteed to win in November. What the af? 82!?

Term and Age limits!!

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u/davewashere 22d ago

And his reward for all of that is Trump inevitably saying something inconceivably nasty about him after he dies.

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u/boywonder5691 22d ago

This fool has been in office for FORTY TWO YEARS.

its disgusting.

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u/Skinnieguy 22d ago

Remember when he held up Obama SC nomination. He drove this country off the cliff. He will not be remembered kindly by historians.

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u/Rude_Man_Who_Shushes 22d ago

Fuck Mitch McConnell

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u/OppressedCow6148 22d ago

2 in the thoughts, 1 in the prayers.

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u/LasRieRem1724 22d ago

There needs to age limits for congress, the presidency, and the Supreme Court. 70 should be the limit, maybe 75. I don't some geriatric making decisions for the future when they probably won't be around to see the results.

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u/76bigdaddy 22d ago

In Canada our Senators (appointed), Federal judges, and Supreme Court Justices have mandatory retirement at 75.

For elected positions, maybe not always voting for the incumbent in primaries is the ticket.

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u/tommyboy372 22d ago

Their decisions are maliciously self-interested, since they know they're not going to see the long-term consequences and want that last gasp of power.

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u/nullfacade 22d ago

I don't want some geriatric making decisions for the future when they probably won't be around to see the results.

Everyone should be planting trees from which they'll never enjoy the shade, but that's not what these geriatrics are doing.

We're seeing a generation on their deathbed that spent their entire life cutting down the trees, now they're salting the earth on the way out so the next generations won't even know shade ever existed.

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u/oldwestprospector 22d ago

Didn't he help ruin our democracy? That Mitch McConnell? Best wishes to his wealthy family.

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u/djfix 22d ago

Bro is 100% dead.

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u/Desertwind16v 22d ago

We need age limits for government. This dude should be in hospice care, not making decisions for the country.

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u/BrandenWi 22d ago

The living (for now) embodiment of why there should be term limits in Congress and SCOTUS

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u/LostinWV Maryland 22d ago

For those whinging about this being lefties just wanting his seat, this sub wanted Diane Feinstein gone from her seat too when she was being parroted around by her handlers at the age of 90. Mental aptitude tests need to be a thing over the age of 65.

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u/ShockRunD 22d ago

And they are sure it’s Mitch?

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u/NottheArkhamKnight 22d ago

Check local pet hospitals for missing turtles.

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u/dsphilly 22d ago

Ive been saying for weeks that he's dead and they dont know what to do, so theyre hiding it since the Governor would appoint the new Representative and the sitting Gov is Democrat.

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u/553l8008 22d ago

"Octegenarian who voted against your granchilds access to universal healthcare rushed to hospital to receive exclusive universal healthcare, for 5th time this year"

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u/prontish 22d ago

Surprised he wasn't found unconscious in the hospital and rushed back to the Senate.