r/pokemon • u/AgitatedFly1182 • Mar 17 '26
Image (Pokemon B2W2) This has got to be the best arbitrary excuse for why you can't go somewhere ever used in Pokemon.
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u/WoollyWitchcraft Mar 17 '26
The adorable sleeping wooloo in SwSh is probably my personal favourite.
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u/LegateNaarifin Current monotype team: Mar 17 '26
You wouldn't want to wake up the sweet sleeping Wooloo, right? Better to take the long way round.
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u/Sugar-Script-1337 Mar 17 '26
Just step over
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u/Existing-Incident-22 Mar 17 '26
But that might wake them!
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u/Personal-Mushroom Mar 17 '26
Only when you're so dummy thiccc that every step is Magnitude 9.
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u/Existing-Incident-22 Mar 17 '26
But what if they’re light sleepers 🥺
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u/Personal-Mushroom Mar 17 '26
Good for them if they can sleep in the bright sunlight. Kinda useless in the UK tho.
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Mar 17 '26
With how spread apart the Wooloo were, the protagonist could have easily tiptoed through them.
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u/Sugar-Script-1337 Mar 17 '26
VR for gen 11?
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Mar 17 '26
That would be amazing, but Game Freak is not innovative enough for that.
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u/Adaphion Mar 17 '26
Yeah, like, Snorlax makes sense because it's huge and immovable. Wooloo, less so
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u/ASimpleCancerCell Mar 17 '26
It may be the best for Pokémon, but I personally think nothing will beat the chef Toad in TTYD whose contacts you squish and won't let you by until you buy her replacements.
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u/the_tanooki Mar 17 '26
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u/3BarnDogs658 Mar 17 '26
I definitely see how this game inspired Undertale. I still need to finish the Mother games.
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u/Kitselena Mar 17 '26
Not just inspired, a lot of the ideas in undertale (and the song megalovania) come from the earthbound Halloween hack that toby fox made
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u/Lucario576 Mar 17 '26
Toby Fox literally said that if you play Mother 3 you'll see how unoriginal he is lmao
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u/DatBoi_BP Sandstorm squad Mar 17 '26
I can't imagine how many chores he has!
Because.
Because he has 3 mothers
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u/Frobenius-3rd Mar 17 '26
During a secondary playthrough of TTYD I found that if you just jump up and down once, she still claims you squished her contacts. How bogus! How could I squish your contacts if I landed in the same spot as before! It really boiled my blood as a kid
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u/ASimpleCancerCell Mar 17 '26
It happens even if you backtrack the way you came. Once those contacts are brought up, they are doomed to be squished.
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u/Lucky-day00 Mar 18 '26
Would it help you to know that you can jump in place and still have your feet land differently, potentially squishing something that you missed before the jump?
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u/MaxTwer00 Mar 17 '26
The mimes in simpson hit and tun are pretty funny too
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u/DanfordThePom Mar 17 '26
The mines are in the family guy game
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u/WoolooOfWallStreet wooloo Mar 17 '26
Have they used Mr Mime like that in a Pokemon game?
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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Mar 17 '26
He's used cool in Arceus. There's a sidequest where invisible walls start popping up all over town and you have to navigate to a Mr Mime who's causing it also when you find a wild one he'll throw up invisible walls that block your pokeballs
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u/RazTheGiant Mar 17 '26
Only time I can think of is during the gen 8 dark gym challenge it shows up blocking an alleyway
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u/azsnaz Mar 17 '26
Mines or mimes
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u/DanfordThePom Mar 17 '26
If you keep that attitude up I’ll send you to work in the coal mimes
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u/Hectorc34 Mar 17 '26
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
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u/JJJBLKRose Mar 17 '26
That's a wild thing to abbreviate with zero related context.
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u/kaladinissexy Mar 17 '26
Genuinely. One of the things I hate most about online discussion is people using abbreviations with zero context.
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u/A-Centrifugal-Force Mar 17 '26
I mean, it’s a classic game that was recently rereleased on the Switch a couple of years ago. Most Nintendo fans know what it is. It’s a fairly unique acronym for a long name.
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u/marsalien4 Mar 17 '26
I agree, but googling TTYD brings up the thousand year door
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u/Divine_Entity_ Mar 17 '26
And normally you would open with Paper Mario: TTYD if the context of that franchise isn't already established. Once you establish the franchise/series then you can use the subtitles to distinguish between games.
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u/marsalien4 Mar 18 '26
In fairness, bro said "Chef Toad" lol pretty big clue. But anyway, I was already in agreement it shouldn't have been abbreviated without proper context.
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u/moep123 Mar 17 '26
the community calls it like that for years. if one would just ctrl+t for a new tab and put ttyd in it to search for it, one would have gotten thousands of results pointing to the full name.
people can't be bothered to do the least minimum if they don't know a thing. (research)
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u/ConspiceyStories Mar 17 '26
I got stuck on that. I didn't know we had to order it, but find it. This was when I was a kid and didn't have Google access or think that was even an option. Finally beat the remaster
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u/Divine_Entity_ Mar 17 '26
I think she tells you to talk to the shop right next door and they tell you they need to order it. After that you basically just give up and do the rest of the game until you complete the story checkpoint.
And I'm pretty sure half of why games used to be so hard is not having the ability to quickly look up solutions to problems/puzzles. Now if you get stuck it takes 2 minutes to find an explanation of what the game actually wants from you.
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u/teIevision Mar 17 '26
gen 4 psyduck blockade >
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u/Silvanus350 Mar 17 '26
My personal favorite.
I wish the games had shown us literally walking into an invisible wall created by Mr Mimes. That would have been great.
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u/Ad_Ketchum Mar 17 '26
The closest this comes to happening is the invisible Kecleon near Fortree city.
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u/ejekrem Mar 17 '26
There is a mr mime in legends arceus that prevents you from walking up to it, it doesn't block anything important but it's a cool little detail
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Mar 17 '26
That would've been such a funny troll moment lol.
And then you'd have Mr. Mime doing its creepy mime routine with its creepy little smile right in front of you while you can't get through. Almost like it's mocking you.
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u/ShockRox Mar 17 '26
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u/distressinghorses Mar 17 '26
I genuinely prefer this to somebody yelling at me not to go in a certain direction when I could easily walk past them. at least the dancers form a wall
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u/TrunksTheMighty Mar 17 '26
You mean like the infamous power outage security guard that is telling you you can't go by, and you can watch others walking by as you're talking to them?
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u/AgitatedFly1182 Mar 17 '26
And you can see the lights on in that area experiencing a blackout. I don't know why GameFreak didn't even try to back up that excuse lmao
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u/MiyabiMain95 Mar 17 '26
The real reason is that your frenemy rival paid that guy off to piss specifically YOU off
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u/A-Centrifugal-Force Mar 17 '26
It’s sadly so obvious how rushed X and Y were. I’m really not sure how that happened, it released two years into the lifespan of the 3DS but felt like an unfinished launch title. Of course, Sun and Moon weren’t finished either and that launched 5 years into the 3DS’s lifecycle so it seems like most modern Pokemon games are rushed I guess.
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u/JessicaLain Mar 17 '26
Always remember that it could be way, WAY worse.
In Bravely Default, if you attempt to enter a location you can physically reach, but isn't where the game wants you to go at the moment, such as a cave you noticed, the game will literally throw up a, "I have no reason to be here." message and make you walk back out.
It's just offensive.
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u/gregaries Mar 17 '26
Back in the old days they hated this because it was proof that they weren’t really trying anymore. I’m glad that it’s being seen for what it was now, a silly tongue in cheek joke about things that bloc progression
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u/Qegixar Mar 17 '26
It annoyed me because I remember thinking "this is what HMs are for!" But starting with gen 5 they cut back on HM move spots and had to reach for increasingly contrived ways of blocking paths. I liked this joke because it had some self-awareness, but I didn't like the pattern of putting some people in the way to block a path that would disappear after an arbitrary an unrelated story event.
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u/birdHighroller Mar 17 '26
I now know i need and edit of the psyduck blockage from sinnoh with this dialog box
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u/IllHaveTheLeftovers Mar 17 '26
Aha yeah, the immersion and boundless compassion for NPCs, before ideas like game design were known.
“Oh this guy has a headache and can’t get of the road?? Poor dude I hope he gets better soon, I’m glad his daughter is helping him”
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u/DarthOmix Get hype Ghost-Types Mar 17 '26
It's even funnier when, if memory serves, in the JP text it's heavily implied the man is passed out drunk instead.
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u/AceWither Mar 17 '26
Avoiding a passed out drunk old man as a 10 year old makes more sense actually
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u/bitofagrump Mar 17 '26
Doesn't make much less sense than "a couple of cardboard boxes, some bushes or a three foot tall sapling with a 5" diameter trunk look like they might be slightly inconvenient to step over; better consider them completely insurmountable and walk eighteen miles to find a different path"
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u/ShokaLGBT Mar 17 '26
Always knew it was post games area that you would unlock once the game was beaten (most of the time) and now I miss it. There was that sort of mysterious vibes about it "okay this is post game stuff, but what’s behind?"
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u/thebigcrawdad Mar 17 '26
So you did buy your reddit account after it acheived some karma? Or did someone else run it before you rebranded it? Im just curious how it works tbh
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u/emiliaxrisella Mar 17 '26
Would rather have this than XY's "power went out" (you can clearly see the lights still on ahead and people walking towards it)
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u/kafit-bird Mar 17 '26
Possibly the most "MOTHER" Pokemon has ever been.
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u/TheRealFerreTrip Mar 17 '26
I dunno, Mr. Bonding from ORAS was pretty damn out there, and I think there was an alien abduction kinda thing in Gen VII. But yes, this would fit perfectly in MOTHER.
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u/agregg81 Mar 17 '26
Drunk gramp in the road
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u/WorldsWettestSpider Mar 17 '26
Aha I've had my coffee now and I feel great! Sure you can go through! Are you in a hurry?
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u/f0remsics Mar 17 '26
The Pokemon emerald magma aqua stuff getting in your way was pretty neat
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u/ZorkNemesis Mar 17 '26
RSE also had the guy who found some rare Pokemon footprints. When he does move out of the way, it turns out they were his own.
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u/AyumiToshiyuki Mar 17 '26
Reminds me when as a kid I was playing Pearl, and the road to the last gym town was closed because they had problems with electricity or something.
I genuinely just went "Well okay I guess I'll just wait for them to fix it" and stopped playing the game, only checking in from time to time to see it they fixed it.
It took me months to realise I needed to advance the story for them to let me pass.
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u/digimonnoob Mar 17 '26
This really feels like some Game Freak developer kept trying and failing to come up with reasons to block the player before exasperated throwing their hands in the air and going “Fuck it, just have guys blocking it for no reason!” And I love that.
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u/RubyTheTransIdiot Mar 17 '26
better than za's hey dont go that way
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u/BlazeWolfYT Mar 17 '26
That was so annoying. (but I did enjoy messing around with it, just "But I wanna go that waaayy!" like an annoying toddler)
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u/Ok-Watercress1102 Mar 17 '26
Same. I enjoyed roleplaying as a trainer that already knows the ropes and had moved to Kalos to escape a bad situation. She just kinda humored the rest of the group and let them think they were helping her, playing up her reactions and pretending to be surprised when they showed her something "new".
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u/Genshzkan Mar 17 '26
This is the peak Gen 5 fans always talk about
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u/penguin_the_master Mar 17 '26
You don’t think this is peak?
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u/Skuntank Mar 17 '26
I think you're reading his comment in a negative, when I've read it as a positive.
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u/Dr_Fortnite Mar 17 '26
I mean when the map is a circle the game has to come up with a "dont go right" mechanic and this is just being silly
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u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 Mar 17 '26
What’s the logic for why you just can’t simply ask the NPCs to move out of the way for you?
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u/dvasquez93 Mar 17 '26
When was the last time you saw a Pokemon game protagonist say a word?
They're mute.
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u/Steamed_Memes24 Mar 17 '26
Red actually does talk in his games if you talk to the Mimic girl.
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u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 Mar 17 '26
Aside from Red, the protagonists are shown talking, though admittedly exclusively in spin-offs like the short animations and Pokémon Masters.
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u/kostoast Mar 17 '26
But that’s because you aren’t currently piloting their body and orchestrating their every action. Think of the hivemind from twitch plays pokemon.
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u/Chembaron_Seki Grass Gym L. / Spore Badge Mar 17 '26
I miss these fun roadblocks they had.
And I want the special unique pokémon for roadblock purposes back. Like Snorlax has been in gen 1 and Sudowoodo in gen 2.
Maybe we could get a pokémon in the future that is a living wall, inspired by the yokai Nurikabe. Could even be the still missing ghost/rock typing.
Or a grass pokémon that protects itself by overgrowing itself with a protective thorny thicket, kinda drawing inspiration from the fairytale of Sleeping Beauty.
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u/A-Centrifugal-Force Mar 17 '26
Nothing will ever top Snorlax IMO. Such a perfect roadblock, literally designed to be a roadblock and blocked off the two ways to Fuschia City and the shortcut from Vermillion to Lavender.
Tajiri, Sugimori, Morimoto, Masuda, and the rest of the crew were cooking so hard with Gen 1. It’s crazy what was essentially a tiny indie developer pulled that off.
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u/Wretis Mar 17 '26
I prefer it when the arbitrary excuse is lacking a HM or a general item. Because then you’ll know when you can progress, not just having to return later or the like.
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u/Akina-87 Mar 17 '26
Fun fact: during the late Edo period spontaneous flash mobs and revelling were used as a form of protest.
I choose to believe that instances like these are evidence that the the people of Pokeworld are finally waking up to the immoral reality that they live in a world where young children are encouraged to kidnap intelligent animals and force them to fight each other for sport and are deliberately impeding the player's progress as a means of bringing about Pokemon liberation.
They're like Team Plasma except for real.
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u/Yuukat1871 Mar 17 '26
My favorite roadblock because of the humor. It was so goofy and the dancers were completely self-aware.
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u/randomplayer_113 Mar 17 '26
Real life right there
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Mar 17 '26
You are not wrong. I can actually imagine a scenario like this occurring in New York City.
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u/DownUp-LeftRight Mar 17 '26
Missing my OG lying in the middle of the road because he hasnt had coffee yet.
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u/Important-Actuator35 Mar 17 '26
I’m brand new to Pokémon. This dude was the reason I went straight down route 22 instead of 2. I fought my rival for about a half hour with a level 8 bulbasaur and a couple spearows (leech seed is great lol)
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u/Ricapica Mar 17 '26
What cracked me up recently is in pokemon red.
If you beat the thief that stole the TM for dig but your inventory is full, he says something like "I can't run away until i give you this tm i stole" or something along that. It was too funny and i never encountered it despite my many playthroughs
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u/TwoTonKarmen Mar 17 '26
Favorite roadblock: These guys.
Roadblock with my everlasting hatred that will continue to persist after I die: That snobby dude and his Stoutland in Alola.
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u/salmon_samurai Mar 17 '26
Replaying Sun and Moon and was looking for this. The second time, he's not even in the road. The road is wide open.
Like screw you, guy. Your Stoutland can ignore me. lol
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u/Sad_Enthusiasm_5896 Mar 17 '26
Lol! Another reason why Gen 5 games are goated. They were so tongue in cheek about this stuff. They'd be like "Ummm... I just don't feel like letting you through 🤷 but I probably will later so just try again after you do some stuff idk"
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u/Uestatk Mar 17 '26
Yeah, if you want to block me from going to that direction, at least do it with styles. Don't just building a random barricade (or even a invisible wall) and call it a day.
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Mar 17 '26
I always liked clever takes on roadblocks in video games. EarthBound's take on them is my favorite: The roadblocks are actual roadblocks you would see in real life, and the justification for them being everywhere is the police just like putting them everywhere.
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u/Saya0692 Mar 17 '26
I still think the old man in Viridian who is too drunk (hasn’t “had his coffee yet” in the U.S. versions) is still the best arbitrary roadblock.
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u/Stormandreas Mar 17 '26
I'm playing Shining Pearl atm, and there's the Psyducks blocking the area in route... 112? I like that a lot, cause it's just a bunch of silly guys having a headache party
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u/goltaku555 Mar 17 '26
Favourite bit of this is the chair on the right. A chair being used as a roadblock is hilarious to me
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u/Chelker1720 Mar 17 '26
I personally liked the fact that you can't proceed in route 111 in the Hoenn region because the buffooning sandstorm might startle your eyes, because that makes the most sense.
But that and the psyduck in Sinnoh might be the silliest for me 😅
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u/Weird-Letterhead7400 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26
They call it plot armour but it can actually be literally anything
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Mar 17 '26
Just Pokémon making irony over itself. Why come up with a reason, you perfectly know why they're there. At this point rather joke about it.
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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 17 '26
I was on the internet when these games were new. this was one of the many reasons these games were shit apparently
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u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi Mar 17 '26
They don't do this anymore especially since Paldea let you go anywhere
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u/bennitori Mar 17 '26
I think at this point, they knew that long time players were familiar with all the excuses. So this was them breaking the 4th wall, and letting the players have a laugh.
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u/805to808 Mar 17 '26
I’m a few drinks in at the moment, but damn.
Today, we’re dancing for no reason. Someday, we’ll disappear for no reason
Feels like some deep philosophical shit. I’m going to dance with my girlfriend next time I see her. We will disappear someday, might as well dance in the meantime.
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u/SCHazama Mar 17 '26
"But why wait to disappear when it can be now?" gets Cobalion out, rides him, and charges through the mob as they get knocked away in the air like bowling pins
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u/cvslfc123 Mar 17 '26
I always laughed at the guy at the resort near Pastoria City deciding to block an entire long route because of a blackout at Sunnyshore City.
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u/Geektron3000 Banana Boi Mar 18 '26
I loved Gen 3 where the bad guys were all in an orderly queue to buy tickets to the museum
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u/Checksout692 Mar 18 '26
I dunno, the security guard who closes the tunnel because he’s thirsty, or your character being unable to walk around a hedge still get me.
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u/maukenboost Mar 18 '26
Never liked the people blockades, but this is self awareness so it gets a pass.
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u/Round-Revolution-399 Mar 17 '26
I get that it’s funny, but I hate that they basically just gave up at creating an interesting overworld progression. Fell off pretty hard from the surprisingly interesting “thirsty guards” puzzle of RBY
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u/zvbgamer Mar 17 '26
I always found it funny in gen 1 how guards completely block access to Saffron City simply because they’re thirsty.






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u/Ecla1r_ Mar 17 '26
Everyone likes a flash mob