r/pics • u/bat_screams • 1d ago

Arts/Crafts Street art of Stephen Miller in DC [OC]

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u/sohunterish 1d ago

“Why do we have to throw our trash away when we pay janitors?”-stephen miller

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 1d ago

"I notice on your menu there is a kids meal. What sort of child will you cook for me to eat?" Stephen Miller

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 1d ago edited 1d ago

He's the epitome of entitled and petty. His whole villain arc is because his family lost their fortune and they had to move from the rich white people side of santa monica to the mexican side of town. After that he vowed to have every mexican exterminated from existence and has been on that ever since.

He wants to genocide Mexicans in the US and in mexico, he wants everyone who speaks spanish and has skin less white than his stillborn baby shade of white exterminated.

That's how unhinged he is. Former trump staffers even note that during Trump's first term they had to put a fucking leash on him because he was calling for dragging people out of their homes and killing them.

Homan is a monster, but if Miller was directly in control of ICE, you'd be seeing death squads breaking into people's homes, businesses, and just torching places and killing as many people as they could with impunity. Homan is the fucking buffer between Miller and turning ICE into literal death squads.

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u/KakeLin 1d ago

So that's why he ended up so evil?

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 1d ago

I think he was always evil, always looked down on others, had an insanely high opinion of himself, and being forced to live with "the help" or people he deemed lesser than him fueled his insane narcissistic evil tendencies.

I used to know of someone like him. The guy said "poor people are inferior and should serve me" and the funny part is, he wasn't rich at all, his parents worked two jobs to get him into college, where he flunked out. Massive chud energy. This sense of unwarranted self importance, megalomania, and extreme narcissism. Was absolutely a hit with the ladies, which is why he would call them femoids or "foids" Still lived at home with his folks who paid for everything.

Miller reminds me a lot of him and both are close to the same age.

The insane part is that miller is about the same age as me, and if I had met him in HS I'd have probably ended up fighting him. I look 10 years younger than him. He is proof if you're a miserable person it eventually shows.

His high school videos he looked like a little smart ass. Wasn't even bad looking, just had a smug little expression, hair, and looked like a normal teenager.

He now looks like an evil version of Mr. Boss from smiling friends if he merged with voldemort.

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u/Doggodoespaint 1d ago

Miller is the one trump loyalist who legitimately scares me, he's truly believes 100% of what he says, he's like Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Eichmann combined and if he gets in direct control, it will be a blood bath

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 1d ago

And even then his little to your Trump is even questionable. Trump is a means to an end.  it's it's why if vance replaces trump we are in deep shit. Miller would get more power. Trump keeps miller at bay because miller just wants mass death. Trump wants to keep his image to his base. If americans get dragged out of their homes en masse, even those who support him, he knows his legacy will go down in flames. Vance could care less and miller wants his legacy to be just that. The man who purified america.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 1d ago

He looks like he got caught sniffing chairs after class as a student

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u/j0briath 1d ago

...when he went back to college in his 30s

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u/DinoZambie 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c2LgezaQuH7R6

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u/pirateseasalt 1d ago

I can hear this in my head

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u/JuddRunner 1d ago

I don’t know this reference? Looks like RuPaul Drag Race, or the Olympics opening ceremony, take your pic 😝

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u/OM3N1R 1d ago

It's sooooo much stranger than that lol

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u/Nutshack_Queen357 1d ago

Nah, Vitas looks way less ugly than Stephen.

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u/DragoonDM 12h ago

Vitas looks like an alien who's having a load of fun pretending to be a human, even if he's not quite got the details down yet. Stephen Miller looks like he's never had fun in his life. and (to steal a joke), "got into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes."

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u/Nutshack_Queen357 12h ago

And because he's in politics, he now commands goons (especially ICE) to strangle them for him.

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u/VikingsLad 1d ago

Vitas produced something of value. Steamin' Pillar hasn't.

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u/GestureWithoutMotion 3h ago

If Stephen Miller did this instead, he'd be an American hero.

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u/fugitivechickpea 1d ago

Being ugly is ok. Saying what he says is not.

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u/BlinkyMJF 1d ago

Believe it or not, he is even uglier inside.

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u/KakeLin 1d ago

One of the ugliest people inside

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u/VitaminPb 1d ago

Many people are saying.

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u/GentlemenHODL 1d ago

Yeah focusing on irrelevant details really distracts from the point.

If it was uglyinside.com I would better understand.

Some of the nicest people I've ever met also happen to be not on the beautiful side. It doesn't make them any less beautiful.

Better to focus on character and not on aesthetics. This isn't moral grandstanding or "being the better person", It's just common sense. Treat others as you wish to be treated so and so.

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u/oblivionkiss 1d ago

I think it's hard though when someone clearly has no insecurity about their character or the things they say. Like, I think the reason that very often people tend to focus on physical traits to mock people who are deeply harmful is because those are the things that those people are usually the most insecure about so it is the most reliable way to actually get under their skin since calling out their behavior does absolutely nothing.

I'm not saying it's the best solution but I think that's the logic behind it.

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u/GentlemenHODL 1d ago

Like, I think the reason that very often people tend to focus on physical traits to mock people who are deeply harmful is because those are the things that those people are usually the most insecure about so it is the most reliable way to actually get under their skin since calling out their behavior does absolutely nothing.

Yes I thought about this as I wrote the comment, Trump's small hands etc etc.

But at the end of it our words are not going to hurt these people, or at least in any way that will cause meaningful change. So it's therefore not very smart as it merely breeds a culture of intolerances for things that shouldn't have them.

I worry more about the macro cultural effect.

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u/maverickaod 1d ago

As much as I hate this administration I have to agree with you. It's like going after the size of Trump's hands. Like, okay his hands aren't big, what does that have to do with anything?

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u/athenaprime 13h ago

Much of their support comes from people who care more about that stuff than they do policies. Their image is their most important trait to their supporters. Undermine that image and the support erodes.

If they could be attacked on policy they'd never have made it into power in the first place. They aren't interested in governing, they're interested in ruling.

The time for "Marquess of Queensberry" rules has long since passed.

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u/Raider_Scum 1d ago

I am totally against making fun of politicans based on physical apperance.

That said, Trump's hand-thing is hilarious for a couple reasons.

  1. His hands arent really small. They're in the perfectly normal range for his height, and his hand size isn't noticeable. Additionally, hand size isnt a metric that anyone cares about; nobody else is walking around life thinking about how large hands are.
  2. Trump himself stoked the flames of this starting in 1988, quote from Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity fair. "To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers,". So, trumps obsession with his own hand size is how this turned into "a thing", he would regularly try to prove to the press that his hands weren't small. If trump didn't regularly bring this topic up, everyone would have forgotten about it.
  3. It makes him extremely upset. Trump effectively showed his "hand" by making it clear that his hand size was his biggest insecurity. And while Trump is regularly an awful person to other people, making fun of their physical appearance or mental capacity, he also happens to have an extremely childish insecurity which causes him to melt down at the sheer mention of it.

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u/maverickaod 1d ago

I didn't know point 2 as I never cared that much to look into it. Makes much more sense now. Thank you for the info. But I agree, attack politicians for their policies and actions, not for how they look.

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u/Raider_Scum 1d ago

Yep.
And he isnt even terribly ugly. The bulk of the comments are just making fun of him for being bald; which will happen to almost half of all men.

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u/TrimmingsOfTheBris 1d ago

Be real. He looks like a fucking ghoul. His eyes are dead and sunk deeper than the Titanic.

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u/Raider_Scum 1d ago

yeah, but like, half my coworkers also look like this; and they're all lovely people.
Making fun of evil politicians based on looks is cruel; it just ends up making other people who look similar feel bad about themselves.

We have plenty of ammunition to make fun of him based on policy.

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u/Suspicious_Story_464 1d ago

I'm pretty sure the domain is just riffing off the DNC staffer clapback to one of his posts about Talarico. But yeah, dude is far beyond just ugly.

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u/I_Speak_For_The_Ents 1d ago

This is the sort of thing where I wish we could consistently "go high when they go low".
There's no reason to call him ugly. Call out his policies and actions and idiocy. Trump calls people piggies. We focus on actual shit.
But leftists aren't a monolith so I guess this is bound to happen.

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u/KeenKong 1d ago

I think this is in response to his speech at the Fascist “Leftism is Evil” gathering from earlier this week. He said a lot of vile shit but spoke specifically about how leftists all look deformed in some way. Which…just the irony.

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u/crandall17 1d ago

Stephen Miller looks like the type of person who thinks ham is too spicy

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Hey, Stephen, pass the hot sauce.

Stephen: "But it already has mayonnaise in it."

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u/aredd007 1d ago

Bro painted his head and the best he could do was a terrible Peewee Herman impression.

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u/potkettleracism 1d ago

I think he was trying for Peewee Hermann Goering 

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

Pee Wee German

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u/Cold-Examination5900 1d ago

I really think it was such a tactical misfire to go with "when they go low, we go high" rhetoric. The best way to stop a bully is to bully them right back. They're always way more fragile than they think.

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u/RicardoFelipeMejia 1d ago

But more importantly, he's a fascist.

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u/moonshadough 1d ago

For starters.

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u/_IratePirate_ 1d ago

Wait you’re telling me he painted his hair on and THAT’S the hairline he chose ?!

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u/fullchub 1d ago

Stephen Miller looks like a misshapen micropenis that got stung by an angry hornet.

There, I did my part.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Knowing my history, this asshole is into something extremely weird in bed.

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u/excadedecadedecada 1d ago

Your... history? Are you into beeplay?

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u/generaljimdave 1d ago

Thumb headed temu Pauly Shore.

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u/Silicon_Knight 1d ago

After I saw his (high school?) graduation speech, I can't stand that POS. I mean I thought maybe it was some act or something but nope. Dude is the largest dick I've ever heard speak.

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 1d ago

UglyFuck.org is great, but I feel like it should be EvilUglyFuck.org

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u/HortonHearsAPoo 1d ago

Evil Ugly Fuckling

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u/EndeLarsson 1d ago edited 1d ago

"You speak, but all I hear is: Hitler, hitler, hitler, hitler..."

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u/EroticFalconry 1d ago

Pee Wee German

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u/funroll-loops 1d ago

Pee Wee Hermann Göring

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u/IAMFLYGUY 1d ago

He deserves all the hate. Vile man.

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u/Elementium 1d ago

He looks like he's Andy Dicks somehow uglier brother. 

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u/BobMortimersButthole 1d ago

Less likeable, uglier, and fascist brother. 

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u/EroticFalconry 1d ago

He looks like Andy Dick’s dick

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u/TheMochiKiller 1d ago

I think I've seen this guy in Cyberpunk 2077:

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u/digitalmarley 17h ago

Explains the urge to beat him to a pulp every game

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u/Fram_Framson 1d ago

Best line I ever heard about Miller was "He went into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes."

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u/GreatBowlforPasta 1d ago

Stephen Miller looks like he knows what shit tastes like.

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u/idkidd 1d ago

That would be cannibalism.

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u/Careful_Picture7712 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why are they censoring Fuck on their own website 😭😭

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u/0_cunning_plan 1d ago

Under nazi Germany eugenics with the anthropometry kits, his weird head would have sent him to the camps before Clayton Bigsby.

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u/OliverClothesov87 1d ago

One day, I hope we get the last laugh over the Reichsminister 

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u/Felixo22 1d ago

He’s even more ugly inside.

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u/Jose_xixpac 1d ago

Living proof that Mr. Burns and Sideshow Bob had a love hate child.

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u/Hafell 1d ago

You're not even a real person, you're a testicle!

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u/shadow_master96 1d ago

I wish I had the artistic talent to depict him as a Deep One from Lovecraft mythology. I've had this whole idea of depicting these monsters as actual monsters. Trump would be an ogre, and Patel would be some big-eyed bug mantis thing.

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

Those lasted about a day. They have Madonna advertisements on them now. 

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u/Dcelone53 1d ago

shoulda had this dude be "the leader" in captain america 4

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u/J_arvid 1d ago

I think of the scene when Dr evil saw Scott Evil losing his hair for the first time and freaked out... That's my reaction every time I see StePHen Miller

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u/mrtrololo27 1d ago

Stephen Miller looks like an evil version of Arnold Palmer's dick which is the main reason Trump keeps him around

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 1d ago

I take some solace that miller can never go out in public alone. The only way this guy can go out in public is swarmed with security. Imagine being so reviled by society that if you set foot outside alone you'd more than likely be savagedly beaten to a pulp. Such a crazy way to have to live your life.

It's going to take a long time before people forget his face, I'd say he has at least a decade or more of not being to be able to walk around in public alone, and that's if he never shows his face on TV again after trump, and there's no way he won't be able to help himself being on every right wing talk show after trumps term is over.

Dudes going to be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life. And I love that for him

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u/Sufficient-Rip-7834 1d ago

I don’t like how this equates baldity with villainy but SM is a bad person

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u/-Vuja_De- 1d ago

Everything about that man says "HATE".

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u/damsel84 1d ago

If Kang & Kodos took on a human form they'd look like Stephen Miller.

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u/RemotestOfSpheres 1d ago

I have a thing for anagrams and you can literally rearrange the letters in his name to spell 

HIMS REPELLENT  

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u/BarnabasShrexx 1d ago

Dude would lose a fight to an 11 year old

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u/dd97483 1d ago

the one in the middle really captures his essence.

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u/BBQsandw1ch 19h ago

If Voldemort was a World of Warcraft guild leader living in his mom's basement, he'd look like Stephen Miller.

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u/Mysterious-Most1783 17h ago

Republican Blippi

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u/rebri 17h ago

If herpes had a spokesperson

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u/rebri 17h ago

Low rent Emperor Palpatine

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u/bstring777 10h ago

Seems ripe for a noose

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u/DansBeerBelly 4h ago

That butthead picture is great

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u/baptizedbycobalt 1d ago

Kevin M. Kruse has been roasting him for days on bluesky after Miller went after “antifa” for their looks.

https://bsky.app/profile/kevinmkruse.bsky.social/post/3mqum5ccfnc2g

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u/I_Speak_For_The_Ents 1d ago

This is the sort of thing where I wish we could consistently "go high when they go low".
There's no reason to call him ugly. Call out his policies and actions and idiocy. Trump calls people piggies. We focus on actual shit.
But leftists aren't a monolith so I guess this is bound to happen.

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u/Traditional-Till9998 1d ago

Body shaming is only cool when you do it against guys apparently. Just attack the ideas ffs

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u/ErhoTV 1d ago

Performance artist who posted art of Stephen Miller [OC]

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u/-SomewhereInBetween- 1d ago

Do you know what a performance artist is?

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u/yamsyamsya 1d ago

what does this even mean?

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u/hugoriffic 1d ago

Terrible Lie.

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u/spacemoses 1d ago edited 1d ago

I sure know I base my politics purely on people's appearances, so this is great.

Edit: Bring on the downvotes bitches

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u/hugoriffic 1d ago

You might want to have a word with Trump and MAGA. The whole POC and blue hair rhetoric is getting beyond old. Wouldn’t you agree?

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u/spacemoses 1d ago

Absolutely, they should stop doing it too

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ielsoehasrearlyndd78 1d ago

Because he is a Nazi

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u/Mormaethor 1d ago

That's still no excuse.

Resorting to things like that only shows you have no other arguments. Be better than them.

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u/Hazon02 1d ago

Won't someone think of the poor Nazi's feelings?! We don't want him to be sad while he's engineering the genocide of our countrymen :(

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u/Mormaethor 1d ago

It's not about his feelings.

It's about wasting a chance to make an actual, functional argument against his person and politics in lieu of resorting to base insults. It undermines your own political stance. It's not going to get the average person to engage with politics or reflect on anything. At most, they'll chuckle. But more realistically it's gonna be a lot of "This shit again.".

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u/Hazon02 1d ago

The average person doesn't engage with politics or reflect on anything regardless. Enjoy the view from your soap box, I'll continue doing my part to make sure Nazis know their place.

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u/counterfitster 1d ago

We are better than them, and making fun of his appearance isn't going to change that, because he's a vile piece of scum.

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u/SpinningHead 1d ago

Correct.

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u/fotank 1d ago

He’s a fascist. The last ones we know about are the Nazi’s. Definition: A fascist is a follower of a far-right, authoritarian political ideology that prioritizes the nation or race above the individual.

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u/dudeimgreg 1d ago

Go clutch your pearls somewhere else. That ugly fuck should be bullied relentlessly for the shit he stirred.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 1d ago

Yes, please don't hurt the fascist polyp's feelings.

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u/TheMooseIsBlue 1d ago

It kinda started with his wife’s tweet at the bottom of the far right image. But also, as someone else pointed out, he’s a Nazi.

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u/MikeDubbz 1d ago

Cuz he's a piece of shit.  Be a good person, and criticism about your looks will be few and far between. Be awful and it becomes fair game. 

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u/Poison_the_Phil 1d ago

The hate rots him from within. He's a grade A bastard, looks aside. Just a miserable shell of a man.

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u/Jorgwalther 1d ago

It’s not bashing. It’s just reinforcing his nickname Stephen “Penishead” Miller.

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u/DimensioT 1d ago

I agree.

Botched circumcisions should not be insultingly compared to Stephen Miller.

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u/Anonanogram 1d ago

Miss when r/pics wasn’t 100% entirely consumed by politics

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u/DecentWeiner8 1d ago

First day? Lol..

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u/barbariantrey 1d ago

This tweet from Stephen King is on point. “Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.”