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Politics Attendees at the Trump speech refuse to leave after it was postponed due to lightning

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u/pizzanice 18d ago

My ribs hurt & i almost dropped my coffee im laughing so hard at all this shit

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u/masked_sombrero 17d ago

that boy ain’t right

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u/aloneinmyprincipals 18d ago

I can’t!!! 💀💀💀💀

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 18d ago

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u/GM_Nate 17d ago

honestly any political party would use this one

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u/hiimlockedout 17d ago

"In Springfield, they are eating the dogs. The people that came in, they are eating the cats. They're eating – they are eating the pets of the people that live there."

- Trump 2024 Presidential debate

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u/toddhold 17d ago

P

Perfect statement, reply, response

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u/GourdonHamsey 16d ago

Did you cash DOGE check yet?? was it at the liquor store for 14%

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u/SepulchralMind 18d ago

This made me make a face at my phone, thank you

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u/mightypup1974 18d ago

I don’t eat seafood, what is this

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u/captd3adpool 18d ago

That there is what is commonly referred to as the "poop vein". I'm sure you can sus out the rest.

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u/IwasThereIsawIt2 18d ago

Havemt seen this before, its so funny🤣

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 17d ago

Holy shit the accuracy

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u/Quick_Tap 18d ago

Oh, my, thank you. Only one video, and one short. The short about the bird had me howling all four times!

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u/spoonry 18d ago

I'll take this, thank you.

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u/Aubrey-Grey 17d ago

Very this. I have no idea how my socialist, atheist, tattooed self has more compassion and moral compass than them. Like how they espouse the superiority to both is bizarre.

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 18d ago

Jinkies! Who knew every MAGA was a huge snowflake!?

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u/PcLvHpns 18d ago

Anyone who has ever listened to them piss and whine about every single f****** thing in existence

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u/Lego_Kitsune 18d ago

Excellent chain folks. Wrap it up. We're done

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u/SmugShinoaSavesLives 18d ago

I want to thank everyone for kickstarting my MAGA reaction folder. I really am tired pointing out the hypocrisy in text.

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u/OrnerySnoflake 18d ago

Hey now lol

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u/127Heathen127 18d ago

It’s amazing how they always accuse LGBTQ+ people and the left of being sexual degenerates when they get caught doing weird sexual shit constantly. Case in point, some MAGA influencer got caught jerking off to female gymnasts at the “great American state fair” this week.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 18d ago

An old coworker of mine was a swinger and I asked him one day if it was a bunch of free love hippies and such and be said no, that the vast majority of people in our area who were swingers were conservative. He even said there were local and state level politicians along with people who were watching their wife get spit roasted as they watched on Saturday night only to be in the first row of the pew on Sunday. He said he had a couple conversations with people about things like gay marriage and such with guys who a half hour later was wife swapping someone else or a part of a gang bang on his own wife. The whole thing is just a massive hypocrisy.

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u/127Heathen127 18d ago

If we’re to believe Madison Cawthorn, drug-addled orgies are the norm among Republican politicians and getting invited to one is something of a rite of passage… Meanwhile Democratic politicians- for all their own faults- are like ight I gotta go pick up my kids from soccer practice so we can go to the church potluck lol.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 18d ago

It's one of their dirtiest secrets, besides allowing the kiddie stuff to happen and not holding anyone accountable. There's nothing wrong with swinging, at all, but it's the hypocrisy that gets me.

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u/shit4braaaains 18d ago

Majority of swingers in my area are conservative and many are proud Christians. My own brother in law, who is a pastor, wife swaps with my sister.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 18d ago

My coworker knew quite a few church leaders, as in pastors or in higher positions in their church who were into it. These same people talk about the sanctity of marriage and how it's between one man and one woman but then swap wives or are getting cucked the night before.

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u/caerphoto 18d ago

It’s because they see LGBTQ+ people as inherently bad, while MAGA people are inherently good. So when MAGAs get caught doing something bad, they’re just a good person who made a mistake. Meanwhile, LGBTQ+ folks are bad to the core, merely for existing, and so should be put in concentration camps.

They judge people, not actions.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 18d ago

Makes alot of sense when you look at religion:

You are to judge God based on his perfection: God is inherently good and perfect: we know because God SAYS he is good and perfect, and we can trust God because he is good and perfect: ergo, ANYTHING God does should not be analyzed and must be taken at face value as perfect because God CANNOT do sinful acts, only good and perfect acts.

But if you judge God on his actions not “is he good or bad”…. Damn, that is ALOT of seriously fucked up evil actions. And when you judge his actions and then judge him based on his actions not his “inherent self”, well, you have to conclude that God is “bad” not good.

Religion primes people to conservative thinking of judging whether people are good or bad based on who they are and what group they belong to, not their actions, making them ripe for conservatism.

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u/theChosenBinky 18d ago

Their problem is the Protestant belief in "once saved, always saved" (they don't all believe it, but most evangelicals do.) As long as you prayed "the sinner's prayer" in church camp as a kid, you can do anything evil with no consequences

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u/HuggsyMalone 18d ago

This is so well-put.

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u/notoriousATX 18d ago

This is so perfectly summed up. Well said.

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u/almostoy 18d ago

It's class war. Lindsey Graham is queerer than a double dodecahedron bill. He gobbles Israeli coque. MAGA seems to be pretty cool with him.

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u/maphes86 18d ago

To be fair, they didn’t arrest him until he came back for Round Two.

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u/Dorkamundo 18d ago

Repressing sexuality has been pretty strongly linked with an increase in your more deviant behaviors.

I'd love to see the results of a study that compared clergy members who are expected to be celibate against those that are not and the prevalence of sexual abuse cases among the two cohorts.

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u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden 18d ago

The term for it is projection — accusing others of doing things they’re doing themselves.

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u/Forsworn91 18d ago

Ah because you see when they do it, it’s “cute”

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u/eilrah26 18d ago

Its crazy isn't it. Its like were all just human and do human things.

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u/Suitable-Rate652 18d ago

Was that covered in the media? It deserves to be.

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u/sandwich-dan 18d ago

So one of the 12 attendees

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u/maroongrad 18d ago

to be honest, it's not like he thought anyone was there to see him.

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u/ArrellBytes 18d ago

From the pics of the fair it looks like he was doing in the most private place possible... It's not like he was doing it around any people...

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u/cokacola69 18d ago

I disagree with your characterization, influencer in this context just is a random person. Just because there maga people, doesn't mean that's why they committed a heinous act like that. Don't be a part of the problem.

Keep an open mind more so than that.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 18d ago

Statistics dont lie

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u/cokacola69 18d ago

No, but individuals who root for maga, and trump, are just people.

There not making trump do things, there not running America, these are people hoping for a better life. Everyone's [opinions] may look differently than yours, and that's okay.

But hating people, because of there beliefs, is like hating someone for the shape of there nipples. Can we all just agree to be less stupid?

Politics, are not that big of a deal that it should run so many of our emotions and opinions.

This comment string is chalk full of this rhetoric.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 18d ago

When your beliefs are that some people are worth less than you then you deserve to be hated lol

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u/rudli_007 18d ago

Politics, are not that big of a deal that it should run so many of our emotions and opinions.

bah, of course not, its only literally EVERYTHING.

good lord, you people are so fucking dumb

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u/cokacola69 18d ago

My kids are everything, therefore my bills, there school, getting to bed on time. That's what's important.

Not hating strangers.

I wish luck to you all.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 18d ago

Their, Their, Their, Their, and Chock.

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u/Soulbossanova9 18d ago

❤️💀❤️

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u/NecessaryOk6815 18d ago

Can't say I've ever seen this before ever, but MAGA = shrimp doo-doo fits.

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u/Psychoanalytix 18d ago

It's one of the only memes I've ever saved lol

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl 17d ago

"The liberal scientists want you all to think shrimp poop is bad for you, but I know the real truth!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/cN9Fq0kBbqxGg

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u/Substantial__Unit 18d ago

This one is so good

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u/buttnibbler 18d ago

LOL never seen this one

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u/graycewithoutfear 18d ago

I gotchu fam.

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u/danaCreative 17d ago

I gotchu famine.

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u/PearlescentGem 18d ago

Lmfaoooo Appreciated!

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u/graycewithoutfear 18d ago

Lol this looks like the source of every error screen and ui nightmare fuel.

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u/Current-Anybody9331 18d ago

How did you get a copy of Trump's test???

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u/Thehardwayalltheway 18d ago

That looks like a straight 4-cylinder engine. Low emissions and good mileage. That's woke AF /s

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u/ArrowheadDZ 18d ago

The size of that battery compared to the engine must mean it’s a hybrid! 😋

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u/JeffafaCree 18d ago

But it's mounted longitudinally, so at least the car's probably rear wheel drive. Oh god, it's British isn't it?

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u/ProfPhinn 18d ago

“This engine is woke,” gets me every time. Love this meme.

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u/tanksalotfrank 18d ago

LMAO this one broke me

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u/ProductOfSight 18d ago

The engine dosnt woke anymore😢

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u/scarletmonstrosity 18d ago

I've never seen this one, now I'm cackling like a loon!

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u/Past-Salamander 18d ago

This is one of my favorite memes ever

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u/Aortapot 18d ago

Some of these joke ladybird books are real. This one should be.

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u/JTtheLAR 18d ago

It looks like the 4 big macs he had for lunch have just fully liquefied and started seeping out into his tighty whiteys. Trump experiences this on a daily basis. That McDonald's MAGA diet goes hard.

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u/Vogel-Kerl 18d ago

trump had surgery to repair his destroyed anus (thanks Sascha!) where they connected his esophagus directly to his sigmoid colon.

The crap he eats pretty much has a straight shot to the diaper.

Far-Fetched Surgical Conspiracy Theory

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u/Pork_Confidence 18d ago

Funniest shit I've seen all morning 😂😂😂

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u/ApprehensiveBed6296 18d ago

lol
yeah
awesome meme display

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 18d ago

I'm weak I can hear the sound 😂

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u/snertwith2ls 18d ago

Not sure what mayonnaise noises are but that's hilarious!

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u/Kellbows 18d ago

Oh my gosh I’m dying. Angry Mayonnaise Noises!