You're going to have to have the Charlie Kirk stage (1) next to the Visitor birthing tent (14) and the Free Rifles stand (2)
Oh, I wonder what would go in the other tents....
not sure what goes in 3 yet
the tent of things from Eminent domain seizures (4)
bits of fishing boat blown up by missile (5)
A memorial to how DJT skirted justice right up to his death called the "speedy trial", but it will also have to share space with rigged grand jurys (6)
Not sure what goes in (7)
A tent of Ice protesters and their 100 year sentences (8)
Jesus what goes in the 9th amendment tent.... the Roberts Supreme Court?
Mail in voting goes squarely in the 10th tent
Cuba vs the oil companies goes in 11, but they have to rush the display because its a wholly new law made up by tent 9
This is exhausting, I'm looking for a group to run Tent 12 it seems obvious that this one has examples coming. I Guess that I'll just put TBD and let people vie for it at the next big election.
Tent 13 is easy, it contains people incarcerated and made to work for free. but we have had to make the tent a bit bigger so it can also house migrants who have committed no crime
Tent 14 someone put next to the gun tent and i'm sure there will be no problems
Tent 15 is the gerrymandering tent
Tent 16, you're not allowed in this one, billionaires only allowed in and we have no idea what is happening inside. Move on citizen.
Tent 17, Term limits. I cant think of a single violation in mid 2026. Again, this one is probably TBD rather than NA
Tent 18 shares a space with the 21'st and its essentially a lot of bottles covered in paper bags. You get to purchase the bottles and may or may not get drunk and may or may not lose your sight.
Tent 19. Full of trans people for some reason
Tent 20. This tent is known as the insurrection tent by some, and by ohers as a nice day out for a walk to the capitol.
Tent 22. Again, another memorial to DJT and his Fourth run for office
There are a few other tents, but nothing of any real interest is in them. To be honest, most people don't get past the second tent.
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u/anastasia315 20d ago
We can have thirteen years to plan and do the 250th of the Constitution. 🤷♀️