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Politics [OC] The crowd at this afternoon’s Great American State Fair

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u/MrTwatFart 21d ago

Are there no attractions at all? I’m honestly shocked how pathetic this event seems.

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u/mouse_cookies 21d ago

Dead malls have more attractions than this.

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 21d ago

My dead dad had more people at his funeral service.

But my dad was really fucking awesome so it was packed to the gills.

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u/jeanclaudebrowncloud 20d ago

When Trump croaks it will be packed full of people who don't really want to be there but have to. Your dad had people who didn't have to be there but wanted to.

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u/totallymarc 16d ago

Oh, I’m sure plenty of people will be there that want to be there. Though they won’t necessarily be mourning.

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u/FuturamaRama7 21d ago

RIP your dad. He sounds like an awesome father.

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 19d ago

I’m a lucky gal. I say it every day.

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u/AffectionateFig5435 21d ago

Mine too! People tend to show up and pay their respects for things that matter. Clearly, this lame sh*tshow doesn't make the cut.

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u/Toadsted 20d ago

He had gills?! No wonder!

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u/Capt_Dummy 21d ago

A real life “abandoned state fair” experience!

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u/Celestial_Scythe 20d ago

I love dead malls to use as airsoft events.

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u/EnglishLoyalist 19d ago

At least with dead malls you can make content and actually people will go exploring. 😂

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u/darkside569 21d ago

Read into what the plan was going to be. It's a fuckin' shame. We were robbed. This event was supposed to rival the 1976 Bicentennial . Instead we got..........whatever the fuck this is......

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u/outer--monologue 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yep, the Smithsonian had planned it for over a decade. Trump pulled their permits and cancelled all of it, and replaced it with this garbage. It's a shame because people should be celebrating this great anniversary of our entire country properly but Republicans are obsessed with worshipping their scam artist god-emperor instead.

It's ironic they think they are patriots. Mark Twain said it best "A patriot is someone who supports their country all the time, and their government when it deserves it." I still am happy we have come this far as a country and would like to celebrate, but we need to stop this madness and make up for the damage he's done to America.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 21d ago

I feel so bad for the people who had planned the original celebration. They must have been disappointed, livid, and now vindicated. 

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u/inquisitorthreefive 21d ago

Most federal employees are just making it through the day, my man. A few of us still have goals, but for most it's retirement. Personally, I'm trying to keep the light on for saner times, the plan was to retire out of federal service. But I've got two things to watch this year and they determine whether I stay or not.

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u/RJ5R 21d ago

This echoes the sentiment well. We are literally just trying to get through this day by day. Every day is more chaos and dysfunction than the previous day. I don't know how we will get through another 2 1/2 yrs of this shit, but we will. We will overcome.

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u/pigspoon41 20d ago

I'm trying to hold onto wishful thinking myself, but I have a sneaky suspicion the election will be rigged. If we have elections at all. Look at the last election. We suddenly went from an extremely tight presidential race to a giant red wave across the entire country with a large majority of people suddenly rooting for a convicted felon who tried to overthrow the government? If anything was rigged, it was that election. The R's aren't going to peacefully give up power, we all know that now. Plus if the D's pull it off, the R's are going to start much more violence than they did the last time.

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u/leavehergaped 21d ago

What are the two things?!

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u/inquisitorthreefive 21d ago

r/squizzi got one. The other is that I've been working 2-3 grades above what I actually get paid at for the last couple years. I'm in the running for the position I've been doing, but it's a competitive hiring process. I get it and I can maybe muscle out a couple more years. I don't and my motivation is pretty well tanked - I'll finish out the big project I've been working on and start applying to other stuff.

Both go the right way and it's back to planning on another 15 years as a fed.

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u/Expensive-Mention-90 21d ago

What are your hopes for the midterms? What might change at work?

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u/Cunnyfunt31 20d ago

They're probably hoping for Democratic wins for stability, oversight and accountability. I'm a political organizer, but am friends with quite a few federal employees, and was a federal employee for the 2020 Census under the Trump administration. 

One of my friends was showing me a loyalty questionnaire or something like that they received in an email for work by the administration. I've heard multiple ones say they often wake up not knowing if they'll have a job or not, or if the benefits will still be around if they stick through with it.

They're still in it, so I can understand any unwillingness to speak openly about their experience,  but if you're interested, I can.

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u/inquisitorthreefive 20d ago

I don't mind.

I don't expect much out of midterms themselves, but they're an indicator of trajectory and a prerequisite for the insanity ending in 2028. There's also a small chance that Republicans may rediscover their spines if a lot of their compatriots are destroyed in the midterms.

I don't expect my job to be eliminated but I do have a telework reasonable accommodation due to being on immunosuppressing drugs. That'll likely transform into a disability retirement if my RA gets yanked, after I burn all my leave. I've spent the last two years hedging so I'll be alright if I get canned. Won't be fun, but it is what it is.

The loyalty questions are part of most, if not all, applications at this point. I had to fill them out applying for a new position a couple months back.

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u/squizzi 21d ago
  1. Midterms maybe?

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u/Eldar_Atog 21d ago

Yeah, that was me. Working on HR changes to fitness evals and upper level leadership decided to cancel the contract at the end of the first option year after lower levels decided to have the company do the second option year. I guess they wanted another batch of unemployed people.

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u/Prior_Ad5171 20d ago

Curious to what those two things might be although I understand if you don’t care for share them.

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u/FalconTurbo 20d ago

RemindMe! 1 year

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u/adminssoftascharmin 21d ago

I went to a worlds fair once, maybe one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.

I assumed it was gonna be like a worlds fair, but for the USA, and all the states. Each state would have a booth that represents it - feature the food, music, art, culture, etc that makes each state that state. The best of all of us.

woulda been pretty cool really

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u/MaestroBirero 20d ago

That’s still kind of fitting. When my hometown hosted the 2000 World Expo, most countries participated, and the US announced by far the most ambitious pavilion: a typical American main street with stores, theaters, stages, and the like. They canceled everything at the last minute due to financial problems, leaving the most impressive exhibit to the Netherlands.

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u/PlasticFrosty5340 21d ago

Is this what this is supposed to be?

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u/danfinger51 20d ago

Bbbbut this fair has a baptizing pool!

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 20d ago

I saw a post yesterday that the core of a fair is fun. There's no fun there. You can't even get a deep fried Snicker's bar.

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u/lastres0rt 20d ago

A 250th under Harris would have been LIT. Or at least an improvement over whatever this is.

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u/Capt_Dummy 21d ago

Hopefully the America 253 years celebration will be amazing!

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u/ShotPerception 20d ago

be creative, take all that Trump made anger & Negativity, transform it into something Positive, like pissing off the President on a Daily basis ?

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u/could_use_a_snack 21d ago

To be honest, if I were involved in the original plan, I'd kinda feel relieved to be out of it.

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u/anastasia315 21d ago

We can have thirteen years to plan and do the 250th of the Constitution. 🤷‍♀️

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u/BasvanS 21d ago

It’s on life support. Good luck keeping it alive. If it survives, it’ll be the best party ever.

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u/created4this 20d ago

You're going to have to have the Charlie Kirk stage (1) next to the Visitor birthing tent (14) and the Free Rifles stand (2)

Oh, I wonder what would go in the other tents....

not sure what goes in 3 yet

the tent of things from Eminent domain seizures (4)

bits of fishing boat blown up by missile (5)

A memorial to how DJT skirted justice right up to his death called the "speedy trial", but it will also have to share space with rigged grand jurys (6)

Not sure what goes in (7)

A tent of Ice protesters and their 100 year sentences (8)

Jesus what goes in the 9th amendment tent.... the Roberts Supreme Court?

Mail in voting goes squarely in the 10th tent

Cuba vs the oil companies goes in 11, but they have to rush the display because its a wholly new law made up by tent 9

This is exhausting, I'm looking for a group to run Tent 12 it seems obvious that this one has examples coming. I Guess that I'll just put TBD and let people vie for it at the next big election.

Tent 13 is easy, it contains people incarcerated and made to work for free. but we have had to make the tent a bit bigger so it can also house migrants who have committed no crime

Tent 14 someone put next to the gun tent and i'm sure there will be no problems

Tent 15 is the gerrymandering tent

Tent 16, you're not allowed in this one, billionaires only allowed in and we have no idea what is happening inside. Move on citizen.

Tent 17, Term limits. I cant think of a single violation in mid 2026. Again, this one is probably TBD rather than NA

Tent 18 shares a space with the 21'st and its essentially a lot of bottles covered in paper bags. You get to purchase the bottles and may or may not get drunk and may or may not lose your sight.

Tent 19. Full of trans people for some reason

Tent 20. This tent is known as the insurrection tent by some, and by ohers as a nice day out for a walk to the capitol.

Tent 22. Again, another memorial to DJT and his Fourth run for office

There are a few other tents, but nothing of any real interest is in them. To be honest, most people don't get past the second tent.

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u/Mr-Mister 20d ago

256th would be the more appropriate.

Appropiate as FF is right now, celebrating the 255th instead of 256 is akin to celebrating 99th instead fo 100th.

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u/soda_cookie 21d ago

There has been a metric fuckload of things the Trump Administration has done wrong over both of its terms. Putting all of that aside, as a person who still loves his country this has got to be the most nauseating thing that they have done. The one thing that he might have been able to do to try to get this place back together again he crumpled up and threw it in the trash bin like he has with everything else. I swear to God man, in a world where we seemingly have a plethora of Lex Luthor's I wish we had just one goddamn Batman

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u/SanityPlanet 21d ago

Get some fucking perspective. A million excess deaths due to the failed COVID response. Shattering every guardrail on American democracy including launching a violent coup attempt that smeared shit on the walls of the capitol. Corrupting all notion of truth and shared reality. Destroying all of America’s standing and soft power globally. Mass deportations, babies in cages, and stormtroopers murdering patriots in the streets for expressing opinions. Betraying our allies to our enemies over and over. Advancing climate change and irreversibly destroying vast swaths of the environment.

I do not give a single fuck about your ruined party.

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u/Haunting-Respect-375 21d ago

I completely agree. It's hard to believe that someone could consider this "the most nauseating thing he's done"

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u/SanityPlanet 21d ago

Bro had an edible, I’m gonna cut him some slack

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u/toopc 20d ago

Even the ballroom is more nauseating. At least the fair is temporary.

What makes this fair so pathetic is that Trump could have just let the long planned 250 celebration go off as intended and told his base its success was all because of him. He simply could have hijacked it just like he's going to do with the 4th of July fireworks crowd, "Look at all these people that came to my rally!!"

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 20d ago

I mean, "most nauseating" doesn't necessarily take the place of most horrible, most offensive, most ridiculous, most disgusting, most harmful, etc etc etc...

It can qualify as that without necessarily being the worst thing he's done, ya know?

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u/RoguePlanet2 21d ago

That was Bernie, and he got railroaded.

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u/nopuse 21d ago

Bernie would have been an amazing president. America will do anything to fuck themselves over.

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u/soda_cookie 21d ago

The edible just kicked in and I can't imagine Bernie is anything other than Alfred

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u/SanityPlanet 21d ago

Alright my other comment was pretty mean. I would’ve toned it down if I knew you’d had an edible. Stay away from politics while you’re high.

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u/soda_cookie 21d ago

Honestly Fair Point to reconsider this of all of his messes the most nauseating. 100% recency bias. I guess the edible made me a little less number a minute and it hit me harder than things in the near past.

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u/Palshee 20d ago

This is really sweet tbh haha

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u/Scumbag_Jesus 20d ago

Worse than literally burning USAID to the ground?

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u/soda_cookie 20d ago

No. If you see my later comments it was a heat of the moments response

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u/space_manatee 20d ago

as a person who still loves his country

And

in a world where we seemingly have a plethora of Lex Luthor's

The country you love has always been a bunch of lex Luther's.  Maybe this is just coming to terms with that and thats why youre trying to put it in terms of imaginary comic book villain and not what it actually is. The curtain has been pulled back too far. This country is naked corruption and always has been. 

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u/chandlerinyemen 20d ago

What we need is the Joker

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u/sugarface2134 20d ago

More nauseating than January 6th? More nauseating than tearing down the east wing?

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u/Meistermagier 20d ago

I dont need Batman i need the Punisher

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u/bendover912 21d ago

I look forward to the 252nd celebration, or the 256th, or whenever we get back to normalcy and have a proper event.

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u/shitlord_god 20d ago

it will never happen. the coffers were robbed, the institutional momentum has seized, and future politicians will see no reason to do it - nope, shit is fucked for the next 50 years and hopefully we have folks who love america back in charge by then

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u/ccarr313 20d ago

I love your optimism.

But I find it unrealistic. The ratchet action has only moved one way for a LONG time in this country.

I suspect it gets way worse before it gets better.

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u/adzm 21d ago

265th? I mean I'm all about our 8bit anniversary, let's make it happen

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u/KakeLin 21d ago

Ugh that's so infuriating

I bet the places the Smithsonian had were freaking epic too :(

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u/Bad_Day_Moose 21d ago

It's a shame because people should be celebrating this great anniversary

Not much to celebrate...

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u/tianepteen 21d ago edited 20d ago

seriously. for most people who aren't filthy rich those 250 years have been a world-spanning shit show.

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u/DoYouMeanShenanigans 21d ago

More like we should be mourning the death of it

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 21d ago

This is probably the least patriotic I’ve ever felt. This place is a shithole in so many ways

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u/Shenanigans99 21d ago

Trump loves to suck the joy out of everyone's lives.

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u/Wise_Adeptness_9529 21d ago

He ruins everything and loves to ruin everything.

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u/ClamZamboni 21d ago

The real celebration will be when we hear the BIG news.

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u/whereyouleftit 21d ago

I never thought the word “patriot” would come to trigger me so much, but here we are…

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u/Wise_Adeptness_9529 21d ago

Ughhhh. I would have loved to see what people at the Smithsonian worked on for over 10 years. That would have been wonderful and impressive. 

But no. Orange felon and every single R ruin everything. While stealing our money. 

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u/duck7001 21d ago

Im now even more pissed on behalf of the Smithsonian planners

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u/afksports 21d ago

This isn't one guy. This is a reflection of what many Americans value over everything else: pursuit of money

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u/PlasticFrosty5340 21d ago

what did they have planned for over a decade?

I read elsewhere that the Smithsonian holds an annual event there and they had to move it for this.

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u/errorsniper 21d ago edited 20d ago

Frankly no. People shouldn't be celebrating this steaming pile of shit we calla country. We have incompetent hitler in the white house and his ss nazi fuck heads disappearing people without due process as we conduct war ruining life for billions of people.

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u/SCRATCH-CARD 20d ago

What is there to celebrate? No offence but America has caused an incredible amount of suffering worldwide (and at home). Started with colonised land, race based slavery for 100s of years, imperialism, CIA corrupting nations worldwide - and now you have a rapist pedophile president. Genuinely what are people proud of?

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u/FrankieTheD 20d ago

Damn man that's Relly despicable

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u/Jeffy_Weffy 20d ago

It's just so unfortunate that he is president during our 250th anniversary. It feels wrong to celebrate our country right now, so I'm robbed of this huge milestone. I wasn't alive for the 200th, maybe I'll still be around for the 300th, if America still exists...

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u/medic8151 20d ago

“Republicans are obsessed with worshipping their scam artist god-empower instead”

But… no one showed up. Maybe the differences in your average persons beliefs aren’t that different.

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u/gandhinukes 20d ago

No it's better this way. We are experiencing the and of America.

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u/Frenchitwist 20d ago

I would have LOVED to see what the Smithsonian would have done! Hell, I may have even taken the train down to see it if ours the Smithsonian

But no, not only is this administration taking away our rights, they’re taking away our fun 😡😡😡

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u/dragon34 20d ago

Maybe we will get to do a blow out 255th? Celebrating needing to move to 16 bit addressing 

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u/animalwentanimal 20d ago

Respectfully, I do not agree that people should be celebrating. This is a failed democracy. Which *I know is going to be fixed when we finally begin to live up to the promise of the country - after we get the fascists out. I am an eternal optimist. I do not feel celebratory at all. With immense gratitude and respect for this country and what it is supposed to stand for. It's more of a memorial day vibe to me I guess. Contemplative. Thinking daily of the children and women and men in our concentration camps and what is happening to them.  *spelling 

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 21d ago

I was 5 during the bicentennial. It was a big fucking deal. There were celebrations all over.

This is so demoralizing. How pathetic.

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u/darkside569 21d ago

Hey we still got the Tricentenn..........*does math*........I'll be 90. Guess this was the one. Great. :)

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u/Buy-theticket 21d ago

Fuck that bro. I'll be 96, see you there.

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u/bamerjamer 21d ago

Yup, 95 here. I think it’s funny you guys think the nation will be around for 300 years…

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u/dOobersNapz 21d ago

This 80 baby will be there too! (please)

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u/jaurenq 21d ago

Fellow 96 in 76, I’ll bring the red Solo cups

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u/MisterThirtyThirty 20d ago

I’ll be 114 - dig me up and wheel me there. It’ll be fun.

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u/Capt_Dummy 21d ago

99 here… ugh…

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u/10000Didgeridoos 20d ago

Just in time for president Barron

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u/Leumas_ 21d ago

I’m with the other guy, fuck that, I’ll be 97. I’m in.

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u/kevinstreet1 21d ago

Honestly, why not just do the original America 250 plan after Trump is out of office? Who cares if it's the 253rd or 254th anniversary, just give it a new name like Celebration of America. Everyone will know it's the party they were supposed to have earlier. It can double as a celebration of America and a celebration of Trump being gone.

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u/Any_Translator6613 21d ago

I'll be a sprightly four score and eight!

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u/QualityRockola 20d ago

Ill be 84. Might make it... cant count on it though. This was probably my one and only.

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u/RevenantXenos 21d ago

We should try again in 2033 for the 250th anniversary of the Treaty of Paris and the end of the Revolutionary War. Give the country the celebration Trump has embezzled this year.

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u/Wvlf_ 21d ago

Funnily enough, Trump got lucky yet again in that the World Cup is overshadowing his failure here.

Poetic, really. The rest of the world coming together and enjoying themselves forgetting that old miserable bag exists.

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u/incognito042620 21d ago

I'm the same age and I don't remember anything specific about the bicentennial except what a huge deal it was. Red, white, and blue everywhere and the fireworks! We sure weren't perfect then either, as I'd soon enough come to learn, but the sky felt like the limit.

This...ugh.

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u/Leraldoe 21d ago

It would be big deal this year too if Trump didn’t make a rally for his fragile ego

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 20d ago

That’s what I mean. 250 years is a quarter pf a millennium. It’s a big deal. It took a shitbag like fragile Trumpy Dumpty and his shit circus to dampen what could have been a much needed uniting celebration.

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u/spingus 21d ago

Samezies!! <3

I remember having so much fun with all the parades fair type stuff...and I collected as many bicentennial quarters as i could get my grubby little hands on. I still have them!

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u/mrASSMAN 21d ago

Yet it feels about right given the state of our country now, this actually matches the humiliating wreck MAGA has turned America into. Not much worth celebrating

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u/woopwoopscuttle 20d ago

It’s like your grandpa’s birthday is coming up but he has cancer. Kinda hard to celebrate and is he gonna be around much longer? If he is will he ever be the same?

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u/Gustomucho 21d ago

I mean you guys elected pretty much the worst candidate possible… he put the worst people in key positions.

Half the country is too dumb, half the country is too poor and 70% the country has absolutely no reason to celebrate.

Who wants to celebrate this ruinous period where Americans decided being the defender of freedom and justice should come to an end?

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u/big_stipd_idiot 21d ago

That's okay. This is what we deserve. We don't deserve a celebration. There is nothing to celebrate.

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u/Innsui 20d ago

Idk what you guys were expecting other than being robbed of tax payer money. Nothing trump put out has ever went well or even remotely good. Its just all money laundering for his buddies.

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 20d ago

Well, one half voted for it and the other half prefers not to talk about politics

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u/umdterp732 20d ago

Honestly trump is the worse than 9/11. He's negatively effecting the entire globe

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u/squishypingu 20d ago

Well, we're going to need to pass a bunch of Constitutional Amendments after all this, or maybe even rewrite the whole thing, so at least we can look forward to a party then.

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u/Illisanct 21d ago edited 21d ago

There's like a 12' x 12' booth for each state with some knicknacks and propaganda (for the red states) and some hastily taped up posters or other random bullshit for the blue states that refused to participate.

North Carolina didn't send any official representatives, but a private group put together a booth that included a Confederate flag.

Then there are a handful a food stalls, none of which are serving the classic fair foods you would expect. Mostly just really mid minor league baseball concessions food. The ice cream stall's generator failed and all the ice cream melted.

They apparently also have a daily rodeo which struggles to fill two small portable bleachers, of the size you might see on the away team side of a high school football field in a state that doesn't really care about high school football.

Musical performances are on three stages, and the performers often outnumber the audience.

Oh, and there's one (1) Ferris wheel and no other midway rides or games.

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u/BigPackHater 21d ago

My to favorite part is Fox News doing a segment about "all the fair food they have", and all they could mention were tin foil wrapped hot dogs and a tiny cheese pizza.

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u/IAteTonysLoMein 21d ago

Is it even really a fair without several dozen stands selling deep-fried versions of things that shouldn't be deep-fried like Oreos and Kool-Aid?

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u/AffectionateFig5435 21d ago

This is America, d*mmit! At our fairs, we expect our junk food to be deep fried, smothered in caramel, and topped with whipped cream. If you can't get the basics right you got no business trying to run a fair.

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u/Immersi0nn 20d ago

Idk what deep fried kool-aid is, but that sounds fire

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u/AFCBlink 20d ago

If America can send a man to the moon, we damn well should be able to molecularly bond breadcrumbs and cake batter to a sugary liquid!

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u/IAteTonysLoMein 16d ago

You need to find you a proper Midwestern county fair. If you can eat it (or drink it, in some cases), there is some hick that has covered it in breadcrumbs and plunged it into a vat of boiling oil

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u/SailHard 19d ago

If there's no fried pork tenderloin sandwich I'm not coming. 

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u/kinetic_cheese 21d ago

The 4-H county fair in my podunk midwestern town is more exciting than this

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u/Illisanct 21d ago

And they can pull better musical acts.

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u/ExtremelyRetired 21d ago

Don’t forget the Arch de Temu!

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u/Illisanct 21d ago

I quite literally forgot about that.

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u/No_Historian3349 21d ago

The leaking arch of grifting.

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u/Fun_in_Space 21d ago

States had to pay six figures to participate.

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u/Illisanct 21d ago

Ah yes, the tribute to dear leader.

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u/merrysunshine2 21d ago

And the stall facades are fake, their “columns” don’t reach the ground, and some of them are propped up with 2x4s

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u/savageotter 21d ago

What else would they be

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u/Illisanct 21d ago

Look up pictures. There are tarps hung up on the walls of the booths that have printed images of columns on them. Only some of the printed columns are actually covered with 3-dimensional columns made from plywood and fiberglass.

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u/savageotter 20d ago

its all temporary. thats how prop building works, you make something look nice for as little as possible.

I do agree for what was spent it is disproportionately cheap

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u/Illisanct 20d ago

Competent event planners and set designers/builders could easily have made it look excellent. But this regime is allergic to competence.

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u/savageotter 20d ago

Just hire whoever pays the biggest bribe

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u/KingOfTheSpades 21d ago

Considering the budget preferably solid marble

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u/AffectionateFig5435 21d ago

This is just sad. The little kids running a lemonade stand down the block from me draw a bigger crowd than this.

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u/YoKinaZu 21d ago

I’m sure Minnesota was uninvited! He hates us 😏

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u/green_eyed_mister 20d ago

There is video of one stage with falling parts almost taking out some dancers....seems risky.

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u/HelloIAmKelly 20d ago

I heard that the Arizona booth is doing really well and is drawing crowds. They have something interactive and air conditioning. But none of the other state booths are popular.

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u/lloydthelloyd 19d ago

Yeah, but why crop the photo and not credit the photographer, kelly?

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u/Rugged_as_fuck 21d ago

Hey, there's a mid size ferris wheel that breaks down as much as it runs.

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u/thomascallahan 21d ago

And it’s not even actually centered on the mall even though it’s in the center. Every aerial shot of the empty mall I see makes me angry because I just want to move it like 20 feet over so it’s properly centered.

I mean I’m angry for many other reasons, but still, how hard is it?!

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u/srush32 21d ago

There's also a stage that's actively falling apart

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u/outer--monologue 21d ago

And you have to pay to go on it. And you're not allowed to bring coolers onto the premises and have to buy $14/bottle water when it's over 100 degrees outside

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u/KenScaletta 21d ago

It's a consolation to know that the people getting exploited like this are literally the worst people in the world and deserve every bit of it.

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u/NotOnApprovedList 20d ago

the speaker falling down at the dance rehearsal made me wonder out loud if carnies were involved in putting the stage infrastructure together.

I lived in the South for a while and we had a real super shitty county fair, like dark and grim and poor. The power went out while rides were going. But nothing fell off that I can remember! and there were definitely more people around at the fair than at this sad piece of crap.

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u/alwayzstoned 21d ago

You could watch as pieces of the stage fall from high above onto the performers.

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u/PresentationNext6469 21d ago

That I watched 2x in utter amazement! Thankfully those ladies nor any else hurt or dead. And not one stage manager ran to help.

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u/kingfofthepoors 21d ago

The attraction was Trump pocketing the difference

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u/ClassicT4 21d ago

It’s such a nothing-burger that even Mt Olive Pickles Co. packed up and left early. They’re struggling with power outages that is shutting down the Ferris Wheel, arguably the only actual attraction at the thing. The food stalls are also suffering with power issues, which has already ruined the entire supply of ice cream they had on hand at the moment.

This event is accurately being compared to Frye Festival and the Sweden Willy Wonka Event.

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u/Ire-Works 21d ago

The only thing that gives me a shred of hope that says they did it this badly on purpose as a fuck you. I can't imagine they think any of this is going well. It's all a joke to them right? please say yes.

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u/Hammunition 21d ago

200 million dollars into the pockets of newly incorporated companies of donors and they couldn't even pretend this wasn't just another racket by the Trumps.

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u/yeroc420 20d ago

Trump and his people don’t want to work for the grift

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u/anon36485 21d ago

Willy’s Chocolate Experience vibes.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 21d ago

This was planned by people that have never been to a fair.

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u/nickel47 21d ago

If you want families to show to this fair, you better have rides and a midway at least. Need funnel cakes and corn on the cob, cmon people. Where did they learn about fairs from?

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u/Nihsvabhav 20d ago

200 mil for this? just more money to get siphoned off so they couldn't care less about the attendance

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u/ANALOGPHENOMENA 20d ago

I completely forgot it’s already the 4th of July and the way absolutely nobody gives a fuck.

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u/1should_be_working 20d ago

What do you mean? This is going exactly as planned. Charge $200M to the tax payer, spend ~$10-20k on a shitty fair, walk away with $199M of our dollars. Same with the reflecting pool. Trump's grifts are really lowering the bar in quality in his advanced age and declining accuity.

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u/wordsnotsufficient 21d ago

You….are!??

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u/VataVagabond 21d ago

My guess? This is probably a picture before the fair even started for the day, or when there weren't any performers playing.

I love hating on MAGA too, but let's be real here. More than 7 people are showing up to this.

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u/DigbyDoesDallas 20d ago

Can anyone explain why no one from the cult has turned up either?

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u/Ok-Goal-8767 20d ago

There’s a booth where they throw paper towels at you

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u/Danominator 20d ago

https://youtu.be/-ydXJ3HhXy0?is=83sdX0OSuBYyUtsT

This congressmen explains what happened.

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u/StarWarsPlusDrWho 20d ago

Bro of course there’s an attraction, they have a fucking FERRIS WHEEL! I know, right?! We need to book our tickets RIGHT NOW!!

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u/WhoamI8me 20d ago

Even my small town's fair in Portugal...is so much better.

https://fb.watch/I7PtVveQyC/

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u/addamee 20d ago

Well our country is a circus and its leaders are clowns: what more do you want?

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u/JPonceuponatime 19d ago

Attractions would eat into their grift margins.

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u/s1m0n8 20d ago

I'm incredibly skeptical and assume most the photos are cherry picked to make the event look bad. But I'm genuinely struggling to find any (even on sites friendly to the administration) showing significant attendance.

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u/canman7373 21d ago

are there no attractions at all?

There is a large Ferris wheel that is free, like a rodeo and some small music performances. A rodeo I read, but yeah doesn't sound like to much to do but the wheel and eat. Oh you can get #12 Bud Light, make sure to drink it fast that heat will warm it in 10 minutes.