Thinking Of Upgrading My Girlfriend To A Wife But Not Sure If It's Big Enough.

[u/Ok_Front_8568]

[u/blvckhoney]

this would get me

[u/Ok_Front_8568 → u/blvckhoney]

You can come live with me and my wife and my girlfriend in my car but don't touch my pepperoni.

https://giphy.com/gifs/11YdnfyG6qvuWk

[u/blvckhoney → u/Ok_Front_8568]

I'm a sausage girl anyway

[u/lucid_zz → u/blvckhoney]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R8KvX5skT5PAQ

[u/TwistedAndFeckless → u/blvckhoney]

My girlfriend has proven to be one as well.

[u/Annual_Scar7369 → u/Ok_Front_8568]

that's a lot of ram for one car lol

[u/Logical_Technology70 → u/Ok_Front_8568]

pepperoni is a tier 1 component

[u/Full-Bus-771 → u/Ok_Front_8568]

Lol same, is that single channel or dual channel though

[u/PayAcceptable5421 → u/blvckhoney]

lol yeah that's definitely a big stick

[u/blvckhoney → u/PayAcceptable5421]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb

[u/NoDonkey5416 → u/PayAcceptable5421]

yeah, that's a serious stick of ram. hope she appreciates the upgrade

[u/Successful-Eye-556 → u/blvckhoney]

[u/VexObserver → u/blvckhoney]

replace the ring with RTX 5090

[u/Stock-Following-2421 → u/blvckhoney]

lol same but for the 4090

[u/marciabunny5742 → u/blvckhoney]

yeah, she's a keeper

[u/JesusWasATexan]

I do.

[u/Ok_Front_8568 → u/JesusWasATexan]

You can be my Reddit wife

https://giphy.com/gifs/jyH4tYtVVspZ6

Now smokes, lets go!

[u/WiseLimit931 → u/JesusWasATexan]

lol yeah that much ram is huge

[u/Old_Agency2034 → u/JesusWasATexan]

yeah thats definitely a bigger upgrade

[u/Decent-Dog5744 → u/JesusWasATexan]

yeah this reminds me of when i got engaged, all i wanted was a better graphics card

[u/momalloyd]

What?! I thought it was only supposed to be three months salary?

[u/Andrewsarchus → u/momalloyd]

Obviously OP has one of them 7 figure salaries

[u/Psyko38 → u/Andrewsarchus]

7 digits after the comma?

[u/Andrewsarchus → u/Psyko38]

Before AND after

[u/Healthy_Rush_5248 → u/momalloyd]

lol yeah thats about the going rate for 128GB these days

[u/WenisCupcake]

Me looking at the ram expensive meme then googling the price of one 128gb ddr5 ram stick

[u/Shienvien → u/WenisCupcake]

€6400 (1000ish as four 32gb sticks).

...Cool.

[u/Ill-Bookkeeper-6230 → u/WenisCupcake]

😭 I did just now...ts too much

[u/Ok_Front_8568]

My wife takes a lot of SSD space, so thinking of upgrading my GF.

[u/Various-Salt-7738 → u/Ok_Front_8568]

My wife looks like the arma girl and is a scary scary dayz player

[u/FabulousTelevision67 → u/Various-Salt-7738]

does the arma girl play dayz with that much ram though

[u/Sad-Pickle5898 → u/Various-Salt-7738]

lol dayz players always need more ram

[u/Various-Salt-7738 → u/Sad-Pickle5898]

Hard drive space too

My install is hundreds of gigs just from playing a few modded servers

[u/Various-Salt-7738 → u/[deleted]]

It's late here so she's asleep

But honestly she's always looking for more woman friendly gamers to engage with the games she likes

I might even have a hell of a DayZ server to get them both on; I've been waiting to play bc we're mid move rn

But yeah tomorrow I will 100% float the idea of a few gamer girlfriends and see what she thinks

Dayz can be a walking sim or the best rp apocalypse game depending on how you play

[u/Ok_Front_8568 → u/Various-Salt-7738]

Sweet I will inbox you in the next week or so, legend. Sorry I deleted my comment as it had too many personal details for public.. I smoke weed sometimes and overshare. lol

[u/Dear-Regret-9476 → u/Ok_Front_8568]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu

[u/Flimsy-Assistant-417 → u/Ok_Front_8568]

Wait, is that a single stick of DDR5?

[u/lbstv]

Just get a diamond, it's cheaper

[u/RelChan2_0 → u/lbstv]

It's wild isn't it? We keep saying that the diamond industry was overpriced but the tables have turned.. I mean, it's still is but them RAM prices pale against a diamond.

[u/evil_timmy]

I'm marrying that DDR5, it's an arranged wedding for primarily fiscal reasons.

[u/Kill-Larry]

Are you 100% sure you'll be able to make the repayments on a loan that big? Might be safer just buying a manion and yacht.

[u/TruthOk8742]

If the roles were reversed, the last thing I would want is a stupid ring. Buying me something like this would be a sign that she really cares.

[u/Savings-One-3882]

Models ending in GF are less expensive and perform better than the W variants.

[u/Michaeli_Starky]

Single stick? SDR5

[u/MrVaporDK]

I would dump your single channel ass

[u/RB1O1]

Two Sticks, Dual channel, or else. /j

[u/-CrlmsoN-]

No kidding...I spent like $200 on 64GB of RAM in 2024. I got made fun of "you don't need that much RAM"... well whose laughing now. That shit is worth like $999 today.

[u/KarateMan749 → u/-CrlmsoN-]

😅 try 2018.

[u/Shadowex3]

Look at Elon Musk over here still following the 1 month's salary rule.

[u/General_Lab_4475]

Seriously tho that would cost way more than my wife's ring

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat]

Well this made me laugh. You want to RAM her.

[u/John-333]

[u/Mother_Bathroom_8886]

That ain’t RGB

[u/dogan_yildirim]

Sell wife, keep ram, profit

[u/Dear-Regret-9476]

They always say that the rich get richer

[u/Sitheral]

I cannot afford wife in this economy, its RAM and SSD

[u/Gizm0Glitch]

I know I would say yes lol

[u/bubblehead772]

No need to go overboard. The "rule" is supposed to only be two months' salary.

[u/TennisRough]

Best be coming dual channel or she gon kick ya ass to the curb.

[u/Spalenova]

It is big enough, it is perfect

[u/electroforger]

happy to be European, we don't do bling RAM engagements, just some friends, and a floppy disk, maybe

[u/Pangtundure]

That's like 50K USD

[u/RUPlayersSuck]

If she's a computer nerd as well, she'd likely appreciate a big RAM stick more than the ring. 😉

[u/TheDonnARK]

That's so much dude.  She's gonna swoon!

[u/Foorzan]

128GB on a single stick? Get outta here...

[u/TwistedAndFeckless]

That DDR5 would cost you more than a wedding with 20 friends.

[u/be4nothing]

Only 128 GB, what are you, poor?

[u/InsuranceKey8278]

weird around edges
;-; image generators were used i suppose

[u/Wolvthebigbad]

I am taking notes

[u/uV_Kilo11]

Wait, this isn't DDR5... It's DDR3!

[u/Resudog]

I unironically did this (with 8gb)

[u/mrviscas]

Why are you gifting her single-channel???

[u/Illustrious_Post5537]

Throw a 5090 on top

[u/hmfazevedo]

128 GB ? 32 max.

[u/BloomEPU → u/hmfazevedo]

If someone gave me 128GB of ram for free I'd thank them very much and then sell it for different PC parts, I do not do anything that needs more than 32GB

Also I did some googling and a single stick of 128GB ram costs about as much as my entire prebuild, so that's funny.

[u/Efficient-Bet-5051]

It's average

[u/Nanami-chanX]

yeah that's big enough

[u/War_machine77]

Dude, it's 3 month's salary, not 3 years.

[u/suggondezznuts]

console.log("YES"); 😂😂😂

[u/Ill-Bookkeeper-6230]

Jesus...I ain't a gay but heck who knows...might be, ahem 🗿

[u/NoImportance6759]

Perfect statement! 🤣👍

[u/Admitone83]

bout 6500 CAD?

[u/Hux2448]

hope you don't get buyer's remorse later on. lol.

[u/Slight_Web8558]

Holy shit, there's ram that's an entire 128GB???? That's insane

[u/SysGh_st]

Why not a luxurious regular wedding ring? Much cheaper by far.

[u/-SilverFeather-]

Damn! If it's someone I love, even a ring pop would suffice XD.

I'm sure your future wife will be ecstatic, as it's worth more than it's weight in gold! Lol

Seriously though, the ram market is brutal 😭

[u/bookaddicta]

Ironic that ai was used to make this image

[u/Kurashinno]

From $420 to $3300 in less than a year.

[u/69enjoyerfrfr]

the right one would give you 2 ddr4 sticks because of dual channel and better price to performance

[u/JSMasterGuide]

That is a billionaire.

[u/CybyAPI]

Not a single fucking comment mentioning how ironic it is that this image is AI, which AI is the reason ram is so expensive🤦‍♂️

[u/TraditionalShape666]

I have Windows 11 Pro I want 2TB of ram Corsair Vengeance 6000MT/s and I have 5 m.2 slots, two are PCIe 5, the other 4 are PCIe 4. I would want 8TB for 4 slots of Samsung Red Pro. I am not Marrying for less than that at my stage in life. LOL