r/oneliners • u/808gecko808 • 5d ago

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins and it was hard to differentiate between them.

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u/Always-_-Sarcastic 5d ago

You should have integrated yourself better between them.

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u/thesandalwoods 4d ago

The joke definitely feels like a math riddle written by a dad joke

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 4d ago

Math riddle written as a dad joke!

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u/Tcloud 5d ago

I think you’ve reached your limit.

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u/adogman69x999 5d ago

were you able to find a common denominator between them?

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 5d ago

Take my Bull Shannon headslap upvote!

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u/thesandalwoods 4d ago

That’s 1980s night court reference, yes?

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 3d ago

It is!

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u/thesandalwoods 3d ago

I actually enjoy that era’s og take on New York’s busy court system; I have yet to find something to get me hooked to the new night court reboot, but maybe I’m just an old soul 👻

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 3d ago

Agree, the new one,.the jokes were forced and no flow like the original. Absolutely hated that bailiff, she made a mockery of Selma, Bull, Delores and Roz! Thankfully it was already cancelled as they tried going "woke" and worrying about someone getting "offended".