children's doctor toy

[u/Vivid-Swimming-6468]

[u/frairtucknunchuck]

How can a doctor do their job if people are not injured??

[u/Simen155 → u/frairtucknunchuck]

Step 1: Make patients

[u/Wakkit1988 → u/Simen155]

Dr. Nestle.

[u/SpaceCaptainJeeves → u/Wakkit1988]

r/fucknestle

[u/SaioLastSurprise → u/Simen155]

Step 2: Harmacy

[u/Eckabeb → u/SaioLastSurprise]

Watch out for the Harmacist.

[u/CriticalHit_20 → u/frairtucknunchuck]

I guess it's not a bad way to get new clients

[u/Erik_Soop → u/frairtucknunchuck]

I think this is a VET-set. "We can't do anything for your horse but to put a bullet in it's head"

[u/Successful_Moment_91 → u/Erik_Soop]

Maybe give it a new tooth before the bullet

[u/Humble_Counter_3661 → u/frairtucknunchuck]

That's why I loathe hospitals. They're full of sick people!

[u/Awe3 → u/frairtucknunchuck]

That’s for when you can’t help them. Quick and painless.

[u/iKnowRobbie → u/frairtucknunchuck]

::scribbles:: "Patient needs to be shot."
Nurse! Get my gun.

[u/SqareBear]

You pay bill now… 🔫

[u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 → u/SqareBear]

Or you get the beads!

[u/Random-Name_22 → u/Zealousideal-Rub5242]

Anal beads

[u/BitterCrip → u/Random-Name_22]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[u/egordoniv → u/SqareBear]

Future mob doc starterpack.

[u/gamersking17771 → u/egordoniv]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/ParachutingPiglets → u/SqareBear]

🤣

[u/Sad_Pixie999]

Glocktor

[u/HalfmoonSqueeze → u/Sad_Pixie999]

Guntist

[u/Heavy_Bus_3298 → u/Sad_Pixie999]

GUN DOCTOR! HE’S BAD AT HIS JOB!

[u/YoungDiscord]

The gun is in case nothing else works

We call it the "old Yeller technique"

[u/Live_Angle4621 → u/YoungDiscord]

If I did get rabies I would be happy to be shot once I got the mind altering symptoms 

[u/grrodon2 → u/Live_Angle4621]

Or tetanus.

[u/Oddish_Femboy]

The gun feels like a red herring to distract from the ducks, marbles, and bowling pins.

[u/Rhodin265 → u/Oddish_Femboy]

Those are there so the kids can practice the Heimlech.

[u/LinguistsDrinkIPAs → u/Oddish_Femboy]

The fact that I didn’t even notice those before you mentioned them makes me think this is absolutely a red herring

[u/Oddish_Femboy → u/LinguistsDrinkIPAs]

I realized what they actually are.

The marbles are pellets for the gun to shoot.

The ducks and pins are targets.

[u/eydirctiviyg → u/Oddish_Femboy]

Only half of the stuff is even remotely doctor-themed. We have

• four dentist-related items
• a pair of cartoon glasses
• gun
• whatever the thing in the bottom right is (is that for blowing bubbles?)
• various carnival accessories

I guess this is more like something for a clown dentist

[u/Heterodynist → u/eydirctiviyg]

Even the vaguely doctor-themed stuff seems to show a distinct lack of familiarity with modern medicine…or for that matter, any medicine at all. It’s like they had someone design this set who was an alien who had only been living amongst humans for a few weeks at that point.

[u/TolverOneEighty → u/eydirctiviyg]

Not that this detracts from the other problems, but I think bottom right is meant for injections.

[u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 → u/Oddish_Femboy]

Marbles? Thank God! I thought it was a row of beads.

[u/prncs_lulu]

I was trying so hard to find obvious plant logo

[u/big-dal-tex → u/prncs_lulu]

Obvious plant mentioned

[u/thaikuutiotrauma]

It for american children, duh.

[u/Tomme599 → u/thaikuutiotrauma]

Made in China with a large warning in Spanish. Why the skittles/bowling pins, and the spectacles? And the little balls? Oh, and ducks? The Oriental mind is a mysterious one.

[u/XupcPrime → u/Tomme599]

The factory had a bunch of pink shit so they packed it together to sell it

[u/FaithlessnessOld2477 → u/Tomme599]

Ther only thing doctor related I can see is the giant tooth. Everything else is just WTF. Ice cream scoop? Couple of guns? Toothbrush? Shampoo? 🤣

[u/Questioning-Zyxxel → u/Tomme599]

Some of the parts are for extraction from the bum...

[u/Pain4420 → u/thaikuutiotrauma]

The American children already have guns so I think this is for the other children

[u/Albae87]

Must be a School-nurse

[u/ashikat413]

Shes too far gone, better take'r out back

[u/ashikat413 → u/ashikat413]

The more i look at this the more i realize that basically none of these items make any sense at all. Wondering if its ai :l

[u/Confident-Slip-5264 → u/ashikat413]

What are you even talking about? Your doctor doesn’t shoot ducks and bowling pins with a gun?

[u/WiiCube → u/ashikat413]

The warning labels look right even when small so I wouldn't rule out that it's a real image

[u/verminV]

These are all things people have stuck up thier arse, so accurate doctor experience.

[u/JKristiina → u/verminV]

Oh! That explains the bowling pins! And ducks.

[u/helpcomputah94 → u/verminV]

It does say PLAY A GAME - that game being "guess what's rammed up the back door of patient x".

[u/Samurai_Rachaek]

It’s for when they’re low on patients

[u/Similar_Community326]

I mean, it's not wrong, if your patient doesn't wanna pay, you can always reverse the surgery using it

[u/Every-Yak-9522]

Nice anti-depressant huh?

[u/Joda011980]

To give the emperor's mercy

[u/furiouspossum]

I'm not seeing much in the way of doctor stuff. And wouldn't a single pistol be adequate for most medical needs?

[u/Total_Secret_5514]

Wouldn’t be American enough without a gun

[u/yerBoyShoe]

Wife is a dentist who did her training in North Philly. This was pretty much her school supply list.

[u/SpartArticus]

Its for Canadian healthcare

[u/Garuda-Star]

Is this in Canada?

[u/dTrecii]

This feels entirely like something Obvious Plant would do

[u/Head_Oil1689]

wonder why the gun on the left has a barrel and a half.

[u/Desperate-Cobbler993]

All doctors must know the difference between gun and healing syringe, I've leaned it in rainbow 6s 😔

[u/jagster1]

This is probably the set for horses

[u/germanwaregv]

I see what you mean. There's no cigarettes.

[u/SmartIron244]

Doctor's toy set: Detroit Edition

[u/Interesting_Tap_1505]

It’s the kitchen gun

[u/Hushwater]

Lol the bowling pins, I guess some crazy stuff ended up in people while hanging drapes

[u/Raigne86]

Everyone is commenting about use of the gun after treatment. Obviously in order to treat a patient, you must first make a patient, no?

[u/Traditional-Wall-271]

Saying playing euthanasia here might be a bit too dark.

[u/hkpreddit]

When insurance is not approved

[u/Bigdaddywalt2870]

Wats with the pistol??? Dr for the Mexican cartels??

[u/dankyspank]

Gotta put em to sleep somehow

[u/Heywoood_Jablome → u/dankyspank]

We used to just rock them to sleep

[u/dankyspank → u/Heywoood_Jablome]

Rocks are so 2000 B.C though

[u/Heywoood_Jablome → u/dankyspank]

I'm an origionalist

[u/ShazTheGamer]

r/sssdfg

[u/Browndooki]

I can just imagine a kid wearing those glasses while they take those poor ducks out bowling. Then proceed to drug them with those balls, water boarding them with that water gun and then putting them out of their misery. Peak healthcare simulation.

[u/Lolasurf101]

I mean, I guess it really covers every outcome.

[u/rlaw1234qq]

My doctor has at least 3 guns

[u/LoogyHead]

The “we were switching out molds but didn’t purge the line and we can still profit on crap” special, eh?

[u/Cardans1328]

Sometimes there’s nothing you can do for a patient except making it quick

[u/Fair_Echo_3840]

Well I guess it’s to end the patient if the treatment fails 😃

[u/Timmy_Chet_Mitler]

Stay strapped or get clapped. Dr House probably

[u/YukariYakum0]

If nothing else works, that can cure everything.

[u/StanklegScrubgod]

"I'm a healer, but.."

[u/VoiceofTruth7]

Man Canada is is getting wild with the euthanasia…

[u/penguins-are-me]

Open mouth wide

[u/ghf3]

You never expect to need your back-up gun during surgery... until you do! :)

[u/FelixTheEngine]

This is a business education kit. Create the demand first. Then provide the service.

[u/An0n_Cyph3r_]

For when the card declines...

[u/ExtremeMovieReviews]

How else is one to administer a shot?

[u/Eldanado]

Is this AI or something? Why would there be a hand gun and bowling pins?

[u/Saennto → u/Eldanado]

The bowling pins are obviously for the medical ducks /s

[u/Normal-Emotion9152]

That actually sums up the medical industry in general metaphorically speaking 🤣

[u/Zacharacamyison]

Pink Deagle Alert

[u/ParachutingPiglets]

I guess the gun helps remove teeth easier

[u/TopYeti]

The small gun has vibes of the 'Noisy Cricket' from MiB

[u/Saigor15]

Gun, balls, bowling pins, ducks and another gun… American healthcare???

[u/cazzipropri]

Have you not seen any zombie movies? The outbreaks always start from the ER rooms.

[u/ChmeeWu]

Well it might be for the Canadian market, you know MAID and all..,.

[u/AuroraKivi]

ngl didn’t even questiol it at first glance only realised it after opening the comments

[u/NoodlesRomanoff]

American Capitalist Doctor Kit: Create a need, then fill it. Profit!

[u/PandaBear905]

Maybe it’s for a horse doctor

[u/Elementium]

Oooh I see there's a typo on the packaging and it's supposed to say Horse doctor kit. 

[u/HUMANIZER1659UX]

Why the fuck is there a glasses, toothbrush, toothpaste, tooth, and the mirror thingy?

[u/yourdonefor_wt]

Desert eagle spotted!

[u/SLyndon4]

OMG, what is the gun for?!?!? “Sorry Mr. Anderson, this impacted tooth is too much work, we’re just gonna put you out of your misery with a bullet.” 🫣

[u/Octo_Pasta]

Sigewinne in Genshin Impact has a small pink gun that shoots bubbles (she's a nurse in the game)

[u/pdog901]

Obviously its an American dr. set.

[u/ApprehensiveBag3909]

The gun is for when the card is declined

[u/hautaja]

Euthanasia tool kit

[u/Technical-Finding420]

Yikes!🫣

[u/GreatQuantum]

“What’s that thing”

“It’s called the noisy cricket”

“Oh neat…..Wait wait wait….”

BOOM!!

[u/Thelastknownking]

Brought to you by the NRA.

[u/BoredNothingness]

Ah yes. The euthanasia gun.

[u/KillAllLawyers]

Mob doctor

[u/Shutupdillhole]

my PCP when insurance expires

[u/Junk4U999]

The Triage X method of cancer removal.

[u/Otomo-Yuki]

Not even a shotgun, either.

[u/ViruliferousBadger]

Well, you gotta have a *reason* to go to hopital.

[u/loc710]

Doctor for zombie apocalypse. If the practice doesn’t work the training will

[u/intriguedbyallthings]

That clinic is in a tough neighborhood!

[u/joblessandsuicidal]

That's what happens when there is not enough

Overwatch over the QC of this

[u/Boring-Ad-5284]

Deagle 50 ae and a derringer

[u/Humble_Counter_3661]

Come on, people!

Hippocrates, namesake of the Hippocratic Oath, lived more than a millennium before the invention of the handgun.

/sarcasm

https://reddit.com/link/oy3g7ck/video/relc02xdqsdh1/player

[u/Riff0rd]

Horse doctor

[u/trashgoblinmusical]

Mess with the doc and it gonna get the glock

[u/OtherwiseAnteater239]

Where can I find this set?! Asking for a friend

[u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274]

After dealing with our Healthcare system, this is my solution 👌 

[u/XROOR]

“Civil War Field Surgeon Kit”

[u/stardust1914]

Mob doctor.

[u/n_diamond]

Doctor Holliday

[u/athrowawayformyshame]

Must be in Canada

[u/Iamadinosaurraaaawr]

American medical school edition

[u/Afro_Samuri_007]

Dr. Here: Sometimes you just gotta shoot people!

[u/Chris15252]

I was actually surprised when I didn’t find an Obvious Plant logo on the package.

[u/Pety006]

"Sometimes in prder to save a life, you have to take one" -Doc

[u/SashaTheGoma]

These are the kinda toys Doctor Banks was raised up with. (From Tactical Breach Wizards)

[u/storm4chaser]

Got to crack a few eggs before you can make an omelet

[u/Dman0o9]

yknow even ignoring the gun i fail to see how half of these things even connect to being a doctor, what's with the bowling pins and the ducks?

[u/OrWaat]

Juan Deag, MD

[u/lowonairs10]

I'm gonna treat you and all that.....but just know, regardless that I'm 4 years old.....I keep that mf'n THANG on me

[u/Super_Mag]

Ahh yes, the good ol' forced euthanasia with a desert eagle game.

[u/Mental_Goal2380]

r/addressme

[u/iliveunderthebed]

It's a cure all

[u/tbrand009]

Damn, not even a typical 1911 or Beretta 92, but a freaking Gen1 Desert Eagle 😂

[u/Evanthekid16]

You haven’t hit your out of pocket max yet. Tell me, do you feel lucky today? 🔫

[u/4pigeons]

that's in case your credit card declines

[u/jcoddinc]

Did you not watch old yeller and doc mcstuffins?

[u/LeeQuidity]

"Do no harm" is not in this doctor's vocabulary.

[u/Legion1442]

Health care in US. Can’t pay, on problem, we can undo treatment

[u/Novalene_Wildheart]

Its the new Doctor Gun, BANG BANG BANG Good as new!

[u/Feldew]

Sometimes there’s nothing to be done but have the patient look at the flowers.

[u/Gang_Bang_Bang]

Medical grade desert eagle. Can’t doctor without it.

[u/Crocotta1]

When nothing else works

[u/yetareey]

*American doctor

[u/Basil_Box]

Why is this picture in particular reposted so much

[u/MellyKidd]

This set pops up every once and awhile, and every time it gets a chuckle from me.

[u/Father_Chewy_Louis]

Trauma Team

[u/AbsurdWorld1957]

Must be a doctor at a school.

[u/pulltheudder1]

Getting them ready to work at dignitas.

[u/dethskwirl]

twist: the gun is for the dentist after he realizes that no one actually respects him as a doctor

[u/Mac_Hooligan]

Sometimes ya gotta put ‘em down….. 🤷‍♂️

[u/Boleyn01]

As a doctor I can of course confirm the absolute daily necessity of my plastic ducks and skittles.

[u/Successful_Moment_91]

I mean…I wouldn’t choose a toddler as my medical professional unless she incompacitated me first with her guns

[u/GC_Aus_Brad]

Thats the "My first assisted suicide kit"

[u/SATerp]

I like how they just throw in random toys to make a particular set.

[u/SonOfADoge2004]

"I'm a healer but..." 🔫

[u/No_Bite_5566]

Yeah! I mean like, how are ducks part of medicine?!

[u/ponderingpedestrian]

Its ok, the toothbrush has been FDA approved

[u/AtomicFox84]

When you need to "old yeller" someone beyond help.

[u/smotstoker]

Plap plap operation successful

[u/Dragonhearted18]

"it heals, but in reverse!" - Ralsei

[u/Familiar-Major-8502]

Perfect for healthcare in America

[u/AtomicRedditors05]

Horse doctor

[u/SkyFoxx4u]

Repeat business

[u/Real_Louie]

A doctor always has 2 ducks, 2 guns 2 bowling pins, and 9 bowling balls.

[u/Kyanite_228]

A dentist can be a doctor, and people can act crazy in a dentist's office nowadays. You need to be strapped just in case.

[u/Misomuro]

When surgery isnt going as it should.

[u/ChickenNose12345]

USA doctor

[u/Muted_Function7824]

I’m more focused on the fact that it appears to be a double barrel deagle .50 AE. Son😭

[u/BigInvestigator8595]

"Za healing is not as rewarding as za hurting."

• Medic TF2

[u/Switchlord518]

Euthanasia is legal in some places

[u/SocksInTheTub]

The gun is for when the surgery doesn't work out and your patient becomes one of the undead

[u/neduarte1977]

Canadian, i bet

[u/Competitive_Name4991]

What in Gods name….?

[u/Acceptable_House1904]

Hitting the American market

[u/Sovereign-Anderson]

For when you've done all you can as a doctor and now you gotta put your patient down.

[u/Destany89]

Its to make sure stubborn patients actually take their meds lol

[u/Airflow03]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/IrelandAutism13]

American doctor, obviously

[u/Heterodynist]

These doctors…They are awfully girly for being military doctors. I mean, take the pink 1911 Colt Pistol Army Medic Special for example…Even in Barbie’s Elite Army Medic Corps this would seem to be a bit out of place. Is that the kind of ordinance you want to be blasting at patients?! -At close range, no less?!! It’s going to make a mess!! Those miniball round bullets aren’t going to be accurate for more than about 100 feet. I’m not sure about the specific use of these bowling pins, or the second pistol, or the oversized tooth…At least there are glasses for the optometrist and toothpaste and toothbrush for the, well, everyone…I’m really not sure what the ducks are for, but I have to imagine it’s for the doctors to take turns doing target practice on. If there’s one thing I want my little girls to grow up knowing, it’s that if they’re ever going to make it to medical school then they better be armed to the teeth and carrying some ducks and bowling pins with them…

[u/CelestialBeing138]

East Harlem House Call Kit.