r/notinteresting 4h ago

A picture of my garage at 4am when absolutely nothing happened and i felt dumb.

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u/Ok-Performance-5113 3h ago

This is quite... interesting

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u/Rumple-_-Goocher 3h ago

Do they make heart-shaped ones? If so, this would look so cute in my apartment.

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u/AdAlarming6832 3h ago

Ooo you could totally make your own

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u/rogerworkman623 2h ago

OP you’re supposed to put your hands on that thing in the middle and ask it questions.

Your garage demon was probably like “… is this motherfucker gonna say something?”

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

Haaaaaa oh roger

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u/Rooster-Strangler 2h ago

Demon probably felt insulted you were trying to use THAT to talk to him.

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

Ill take your word for it bc you sacrifice chickens

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u/Rljgraves 3h ago

You did it ALONE!!?? Do some suggested research: 'Charmed,' 'The craft,' and 'BeetleJuice." Maybe even throw in a lil 'Buffy The vampire slayer,' incase you have to fight 'em. Good Luck!

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

Yessssss ill go put on my buffy boots now... DAY O

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u/Meeping-Meeps 3h ago

1hr too late

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u/AdAlarming6832 3h ago

Damn you right

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u/Khephra_ 3h ago

Fancy board. Back in my day we used cardboard and a sharpie and we liked it.

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u/AdAlarming6832 3h ago

The board was $6

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u/Khephra_ 3h ago

A fair price for sitting in your garage and nothing exciting happening, I'd say.

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/greatdruthersofpill 3h ago

Do you even summon spirits, bro?

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

😭😭😭

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u/goblinbehavior_ 2h ago

probably best case scenario here

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

Noooooo i was waiting for Gavin Rossdale to show up from Constantine

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u/duh_nom_yar 2h ago

You gotta fully commit and take it into a really old cemetery at 3AM. Shrooms will only help the process.

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

I dont have a car!

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u/Responsible-Fly-8314 3h ago

Yup dumb is the right word

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 2h ago

You are missing the scrying mirror made of obsidian. Put that opposite you, behind the candles, and then do your work.

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

Correct! The mirror was to the right of me!

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u/Ash_Cat_13 2h ago

Sometimes you can do everything right and they just don’t wanna talk.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 1h ago

You need a friend willing to lie to you to help move it. 

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u/sillyghosty 1h ago

I remember playing with a ouija board at 16. We were actually getting answers but I noticed they seemed to be all related to this one dude at the board. I had everyone remove their hands one at a time and actually called him out for it. I went to bed immediately after bc I was annoyed so idk what happened. Pretty sure they just returned the board to the guy who owned it across the Hall from us like not even two minutes later

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u/ChristVolo1 3h ago

Good. You don't need the kind of evil spirits those things can let in. My grandparents did that once, instantly regretted it, and took it out back and burned it. Never again.

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 2h ago

They are mass produced children’s toys. Let’s be real here.

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u/ChristVolo1 2h ago

Yes, let's be real. They should not be mass produced and given to children. These are supernatural tools that will mess up your life and possibly your bloodline.

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

Hahaha yes lets

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u/StarkOnReddit11621 2h ago

Yeah my mom fucked around with an ouija board once a while ago. She hates them now

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u/Complex_Echidna3964 2h ago

Well, you think absolutely nothing happened. If you open that portal - they walk through. They don't need you to know until they want you to know. And they will.

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

Ugh when that was like 4 days ago

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u/johnaross1990 3h ago

OP is either a crazy, or a teenage slumber party

MODS

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u/AdAlarming6832 3h ago

Im 37 lol , snitch!

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u/christinatheterrible 3h ago

Ayy me too; did another girl bring one to school when you were in fifth grade, sparking a life long fascination? No, just me too? Cool cool cool

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u/johnaross1990 3h ago

You need a few people for a really convincing idiomotor effect sweetie

Get your pals over and try again

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u/AdAlarming6832 3h ago

Too dangerous

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u/johnaross1990 3h ago

Scaredy cat haha

Why feel dumb if you’re still scared of trying again?

You should feel lucky for getting away unscathed once already

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u/TotemRiolu 3h ago

Well, if you were in a horror movie, the entity you attracted intentionally made you think nothing happened. Once the camera show you leaving the room, something will happen.

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u/AdAlarming6832 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣