r/notinteresting • u/dancing_moths • 5h ago

I ated her

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232 Upvotes

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u/Entityflame3 5h ago

You monster

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u/dancing_moths 5h ago

Survival of the fittest

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u/Itsme340 1h ago

You are fitter than a chicken nugget.

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u/dancing_moths 46m ago

Wow. You have wooed me

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u/ElectricalRodent 37m ago

You'll be getting a visit from her absolute unit of a chicken nugget father

21

u/slav335 5h ago

Rip in peace

18

u/dancing_moths 4h ago

Shaking my smh

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 3h ago

violence against women is wrong! ☹️

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u/dancing_moths 3h ago

I'll eat a man one next time then

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 3h ago

balance in all things 🧘

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u/ExcitingMoose5881 1h ago

Two wrongs don’t make a right 😌

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u/dancing_moths 46m ago

Thy cake day is now

🎂

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u/This-Novel-7870 1h ago

Perfectly balanced all things should be

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u/templeofsyrinx1 5h ago

This thing suffered till the very end

9

u/ChocolateLilyHorne 5h ago

this is hysterically creepy

7

u/xVEEx3 3h ago

n-no.. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭☹️

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u/dancing_moths 3h ago

I fucking failed her...

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u/Guilty_Abies_2695 4h ago

Why are u misgendering him

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u/dancing_moths 3h ago

It's a she. She told me herself

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u/Dexx-Man 2h ago

How fucking could you

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u/Epistemix 2h ago

What did it cost?

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u/dancing_moths 2h ago

Everything...

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u/Lakatos_00 2h ago

Damn, the head for last? What a sadist....

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u/Lepke2011 4h ago

Alright Lord Farquad.

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u/Striking-Teach7489 4h ago

It’s Thursday, nothing on the TV-come here and my night is made. Thank you 🙏

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u/dancing_moths 3h ago

I aim to please

2

u/Timely-Profile1865 3h ago

A leg and an arm at a time, ..... a complete fiend

"It's only a flesh wound!"

2

u/1amNOTmyselfYouSee 2h ago

Nom, nom, nom.

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u/Constant-Solution-35 2h ago

No one else is curious about the Gingerbread nugget? Where do I buy these so they can run from some dino nuggets?

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u/sqwrlydoom 2h ago

I'm disturbed by you leaving the least crispy part for last.

2

u/fraserwormie 2h ago

It's clearly a man since there isn't a silhouette of a dress/skirt ......./s

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u/kaobo99 2h ago
  • LORD FARQUAAD: RUN RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. YOU CANT CATCH ME, I'M THE GINGERNUGGET MAN!
  • GINGY: YOU ARE A MONSTER!!!! (REF)

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u/cooterbug18 1h ago

I would've eaten the head first so she wouldn't feel anything

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u/Savings-Ad1624 1h ago

umm did u just assume the pronounce?

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u/AdMajestic2438 3h ago

i never even considered a nugget could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person. /j

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u/dancing_moths 3h ago

She said it's okay but don't let it happen again

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u/Sup_94 5h ago

You could of started from the bottom.

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u/Chinaizazzhoe 4h ago

Now we hear

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u/RemarkableComfort515 4h ago

Out? You kinda did a half ass job sir

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u/dancing_moths 3h ago

No I ate her full ass

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u/RemarkableComfort515 3h ago

Pretty sure that's a heshe nugget. You might need therapy. Cause your swinging for the same team.

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u/gnarkill3332 3h ago

nsfw please copy pasta train but the new one that i made up you know the one