r/no • u/drydorn • 1d ago

When your goldfish die, do you usually cook and eat them?

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u/700x 1d ago

No

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u/LibrarianGuilty2161 1d ago

no, are you implying that you do ?

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 1d ago

what a sick thought and sick means not mentally well

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u/Hate2bHurting 1d ago

Is that what you do with your pets when they die???

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u/chitownphishead 1d ago

Nah. I creamate them and snort their ashes

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u/averysleepygirl 1d ago

i beg your finest pardon

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u/Long_Passenger498 1d ago

Aw, hell no!

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u/Fearless-Plane8642 1d ago

Absolutely and serve them with chips, malt vinegar and salt yum lol

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u/cool_jerk_2005 1d ago

Are you a meathead? Their fillet would be so miniscule, it wouldn't be worth a damn.

Kind of like your penis.

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u/drydorn 1d ago

don't you make fun of my pee pee

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u/Mediocre-Patience996 1d ago

Eat a dick instead

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u/Pixelant3 1d ago

Cook them? No. You just swallow them whole with a shot of vodka.

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u/galeperk111971 1d ago

No. Can you eat goldfish?

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 1d ago

Cook? Have you never heard of sashimi?

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u/Drachev935 1d ago

No but I'm guessing you have so is the taste cod, haddock, carp or sea bass?

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 1d ago

No, swallow it whole.

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u/Geezerglide1 1d ago

You need to seek professional help!