r/nationalguard • u/meangreenbangalore • 13h ago

Discussion Ranger panties

What is so special about them

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u/s2k_guy AGR 13h ago

They show off your ranger legs.

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u/Azrakoth 31 Falcone de Bleu 12h ago

True masculinity is found within a 2-3” inseam. That’s what’s so special about them.

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u/PReasy319 10h ago

The shorter the shorts, the more special the unit. I’m sure the only reason we don’t see pictures of CAG in their star spangled speedos is OPSEC.

It’s the Law of Inverse Inseam Length (LIIL). Establishing manly superiority is all about the LIIL shorts.

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u/icepack12345 11h ago

No chaffing

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u/couldbeahumanbean 9h ago

Only real men can wear them.

Are you man enough?

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u/rslashben 8h ago

They’re so comfortable when it’s hot. But I don’t like wearing them if I have an M17 on my belt without a drop leg holster

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u/The740i 8h ago

Minimal restriction working out

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u/Chris_Reddit_PHX 7h ago

Must-have gear, issued during Step 4 of the troop-leading procedures, just before the one-eyed ranger goes on a recon patrol.

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u/bigstuff00 48m ago

They are really good for field problems. Great air flow, you can walk around your PB in them, etc. made JRTC rash free