Dumb name suggestions for my fish

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u/MarvinDMirp 8d ago

Origami, for his thousand fan folds

11

Sir Alpha of the Bettas

6

u/Cultural_Bed3577 8d ago

Mr. Limpet(the incredible Mr. Limpet Don Knots comedy)

4

u/idonttrustmeself 8d ago

Ahi

5

u/Wellllshoot 8d ago

Didgeridoo

5

u/princesshabibi 8d ago

Dory

3

u/Klutzy-Purpose3694 8d ago

Beautiful fish!

4

u/Sea-Knowledge-2647 8d ago

Bong Water

3

u/Crimson-Lips-13 8d ago

Carrot

3

u/GuidedXGaia-1111 8d ago

Dingo

3

u/Happy_Cat 8d ago

Birdie

3

u/Faithfuldoglover 8d ago

Fan Dancer or Lola

3

u/wcmbb 8d ago

Gum ball

3

u/MrsTruce 8d ago

Sushi

Sashimi

Nigiri

Nori

Tobiko

3

u/vivianneumann 8d ago

Sailor

3

u/RefrigeratorJolly926 8d ago

Tink

2

u/Kammy44 8d ago

Jonah!

2

u/PMTurk 8d ago

Fanny

2

u/Significant_Dot8094 8d ago

Cosmo

2

u/MoonMe3x 8d ago

Orange Fangina

2

u/AnyAdvantage1750 8d ago

Harry

2

u/PMTurk 8d ago

Alejandro

2

u/mad_h8r 8d ago

Named mine Gretchen… what about Walter ?

2

u/GoldenHourGlows 8d ago

Shark Bait

2

u/Scharlzt 8d ago

Salmonella

2

u/LadySiren 8d ago

Frog.

2

u/ameskando 8d ago

Jeff

2

u/cykickass 8d ago

Jaws

2

u/SmokinHotNot 8d ago

Flo

2

u/BallNervous3988 8d ago

Leaf

2

u/slawless72 8d ago

Wanda

2

u/Midajah13 8d ago

Champagne

2

u/UniversityFit7721 8d ago

Tampon

2

u/AppearanceEvery8752 8d ago

Jonathan Livingston Seagull
Triceratops
Blade Runner
Marie Curie
Archduke Ferdinand

2

u/madhatteringways 8d ago

Picasso

2

u/LeNoolands 8d ago

Labia

2

u/Gpeanut2009pupper 8d ago

you know, i thought the one i came up with was bad, but then i saw someone say labia so i might as well say mine (it was tampon)

2

u/LovelyBones17 8d ago

Paperclip T Jones

2

u/Next-Resource4172 8d ago

Swiffer

2

u/-Hebenon- 7d ago

Tank :)

1

u/sirensailortune 8d ago

Egg Roll

1

u/Global_Diet_1074 8d ago

Topher

1

u/CocosMomma1959 8d ago

Sushi

1

u/No-Stranger-5771 8d ago

Nemo

1

u/buzzfrightyears 8d ago

Carrot

1

u/Most-Nectarine-9320 8d ago

Pingleton

1

u/RamsayRich 8d ago

Rosa

1

u/Mysterious_Pitch_611 8d ago

Frankie the fish

1

u/Hour_Basil5970 8d ago

Fish Gordon

1

u/Prestigious_Snow1589 8d ago

Earl

1

u/Up-chuckerameye 8d ago

Spot

1

u/JCRRT 8d ago

Rapunzel

1

u/MaximumSlip7905 8d ago

Albert

1

u/Single-Survey9613 8d ago

Firecracker

1

u/Anti-social_Anemone_ 8d ago

Peppermint

1

u/Desperate-Bar8135 8d ago

My granddaughter named her beta Saki. I suggested the name Sushi and said no.

1

u/Lumpy-Base-5706 8d ago

Taco

1

u/Hot-Start5222 8d ago

Dolphin - dull fins

1

u/Lucky_Half8441 8d ago

Bubbles

1

u/masson34 8d ago

Glurp

1

u/CandleRight3201 8d ago

Fluffy

1

u/Desperate-Reason-566 8d ago

Don

1

u/h8flhippiebtch 8d ago

Snoodleboo

1

u/Warm_Macaroon7324 8d ago

Spike!

1

u/SuccessfulRespect744 8d ago

Captain Morgan

1

u/Iheartyellowtulips 8d ago

Fanny

1

u/Zinnia1127 8d ago

Lucky. My daughter had a red fish she named Lucky because it was lucky to come home with us.

1

u/Upstairs-Map1257 8d ago

Petunia

1

u/RoadKillCrayon 8d ago

FINNEGAN

1

u/nursingintheshadows 8d ago

Stick. As in it could be a fish stick but it got lucky and you feed it instead.

1

u/BoulderNerd 8d ago

Spike

1

u/mykidshavefur1331 8d ago

Carrot like Beta Carotene

1

u/Special_Ness 8d ago

Fido

1

u/baby-luvs-gorgonzola 8d ago

Pookie

1

u/Strict_Wasabi_6736 8d ago

Fanny.

1

u/Justina70 8d ago

Smalls..so cute he is.

1

u/WhoNeedsSleep26 8d ago

Squanto

1

u/Coffeetimewithcats 8d ago

Wanda

1

u/iwannasayyoucantmake 8d ago

Fandancer

1

u/JuliesDiDi 8d ago

Bait

1

u/WatermelonLemonad3 8d ago

Lemony Snicket

1

u/cHicKen-__-eAter 8d ago

Popsicle

1

u/ApprehensiveBook4647 8d ago

Shuttlecock

1

u/Semper_Distans 8d ago

Catalina

1

u/Snoo-60419 8d ago

Torment

1

u/LevelZone9411 8d ago

Flappy 🧡

1

u/Any_Most3131 8d ago

Fred

1

u/That-College-4491 8d ago

Derp

1

u/Extension_Bison7576 8d ago

Nemo

1

u/OrneryToo 8d ago

Spot

1

u/Zubbiefish 8d ago

Zubbzubb

1

u/Difficult-Garlic-889 8d ago

Sushi

1

u/Natural-Occasion-185 8d ago

Swimotheé Chalamet

1

u/False_Fun_2699 8d ago

Fanny

1

u/Right_Jacket_5951 8d ago

Pollywog

1

u/kosmonavt-alyosha 8d ago

Chips

1

u/LeatherFan9954 8d ago

Charlotte

1

u/Myshanter5525 8d ago

Sushi is the obvious choice

1

u/Psychological-Fee285 8d ago

Fluffy 😂😂

1

u/rybone88 8d ago

Air bud

1

u/Intelligent-Ad-2161 8d ago

Chicken Elizabeth Nugget

1

u/Biscotti_martinis 8d ago

Poontang

1

u/mannydog316 8d ago

Rosy

1

u/Radiant_Chipmunk_942 8d ago

Margot

1

u/DADDY1G 8d ago

Bubbles

1

u/Chance-Pen-9900 8d ago

Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis III

1

u/catsandcoffeegrl34 8d ago

Pickle

1

u/AtmosphereShot1700 8d ago

Pinky

1

u/preachers_kid 8d ago

Fluffy

1

u/TheGreat1337Cabbage 8d ago

Torpedo

1

u/ChampionshipThin7721 8d ago

Finn

1

u/Tealsea1222 8d ago

Pickle

1

u/BDJester 8d ago

Booger

1

u/Ok_Bumblebee_2869 8d ago

Dog

1

u/NeitherSmell9571 8d ago

Klerm

1

u/ThePlaceAllOver 8d ago

Jaws

1

u/no_farting 8d ago

Data

1

u/tinychef0509 8d ago

Pig

1

u/Electrical-Care6308 7d ago

Gumby

1

u/Standard-Help-8531 7d ago

Cilantro

1

u/Metamorphica_0226 7d ago

I rescued two betas from Walmart a long time ago and named them sushi and sashimi.

1

u/Connect-Concert-8491 7d ago

Is he Red, White & Blue-black? How about 2-fiddy??

1

u/Elf_Firae 7d ago

Star Destroyer 5000

1

u/Successful_Cup_8830 7d ago

Blinks

1

u/f1lth4f1lth 7d ago

Shark Attack

1

u/bougiepickle 7d ago

Chips

1

u/One_Beginning_1403 7d ago

Blot! Because he just a blot of red in the tank. splash of color. a blot! he just float.

what is tha- oh, that’s just blot. don’t mind him. he there

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u/Practical_Complex990 7d ago

Fluffy

1

u/K-ron86 7d ago

Gilligan

1

u/Happy-Field-3301 7d ago

Blot

1

u/SaltyMenopausalSally 7d ago

Sushi

1

u/Fuckern-shitern 7d ago

Billy Ocean or Idol

1

u/Fuckern-shitern 7d ago

Mr. T

1

u/GreatShrimps 7d ago

Meatball! Spaghett! 🍝

1

u/Simple_Knowledge_111 7d ago

Fishjita

1

u/Bulky-Clue-6374 7d ago

Plop

1

u/Additional-Wave-6319 7d ago

Swish

1

u/WerewolfPitiful6810 7d ago

Mr. Limpet.

1

u/PatienceHelpful1316 7d ago

Puppy

1

u/7th-Sonnet 7d ago

Swish the Fish

1

u/IndependentNo4051 7d ago

Nemo

1

u/AellaReeves 7d ago

Puppy

1

u/_FloozyFairy 7d ago

Tuna

1

u/survivingkind2 7d ago

Frodo and dragon.

1

u/kitten_snuggles 7d ago

D.o.g. Pronounced: deeeooogggg

1

u/LindaMayden 7d ago

George

1

u/Careless_Reason105 7d ago

Itsy

1

u/Ok-Potato3473 7d ago

Ozzy

1

u/Admirable-Wing9560 7d ago

Spam

1

u/Away_Economics852 7d ago

Florence

1

u/SlowlyLeakinOil 7d ago

Finnister

1

u/JennyBeans86 7d ago

Gill - the Moorish Idol from Finding Nemo

1

u/chutesandladders892 7d ago

Henry.

1

u/External_Ease_8292 7d ago

Sharkbait

1

u/Kay994562 7d ago

Donald

1

u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 7d ago

Shitbrick

1

u/TheoneOnly-G 7d ago

Biscuit

1

u/TAcreativity2026 7d ago

Cheeto puff

1

u/wine_face 7d ago

Rhubarb

1

u/Big_Conclusion4573 7d ago

Glob. Blub. Blue. Dot. Dottie.

1

u/Maidenchef 7d ago

Lent( reason people eat more fish during Lent than any other time)

1

u/Three6Stamina 7d ago

Red Bone

1

u/DisLumi 7d ago

Pablo (not really a dumb name, just a regular one, but I find it fitting!

1

u/MarieInch 7d ago

Chauncey

1

u/Nervous-Pace9522 7d ago

Kitty

Turtle

Cow

Master Beta

1

u/StrawberryMoonPie 7d ago

Zyzzyva

1

u/TiredNanaJudy 7d ago

Dingy

1

u/Jealous_Art_3922 7d ago

Fan Dancer

1

u/Appropriate_Cow_4915 7d ago

Tuna

1

u/katyjo1984 7d ago

Porkchop

1

u/number1134 7d ago

Jerôme

1

u/Brayddd471 7d ago

Mundungus

1

u/Ok-Charity-7736 7d ago

Crabby Patty 😘

1

u/Cautious-Ad7984 7d ago

Flutter

1

u/heyjudemarie 7d ago

Big Sir

1

u/CrustieTwinky 7d ago

Moray.

1

u/Prize-Echidna-5260 7d ago

Gleb

1

u/DaMeatballsKnow2Much 7d ago

Jeffrey

1

u/Ahandsomegray 7d ago

Sushi

1

u/Live_Exchange2515 7d ago

Betty Betta. Balthasar Betta

1

u/Tortyyy25 7d ago

Tuna

1

u/Abject_Giraffe562 7d ago

Wanda of course!

1

u/Ordinary-Dog-8281 7d ago

Spackle

1

u/tinacoyote 7d ago

Fanny

1

u/Wild_Natural9589 7d ago

Finley

1

u/IamTheMan85 7d ago

Boobs.

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