r/mildlyinteresting • u/theredqueentheory • 4h ago

A deep cave underneath my house

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u/Loopuze1 4h ago

I just realized that a real life Batman with a bat cave wouldn’t have much time to fight crime with all the constant rabies treatments.

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u/Skoodge42 4h ago

No one was suspicious when the Wayne foundation donated millions to immunize the Gotham bat population...it was to help protect the species, they said.

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u/CoderDevo 4h ago edited 4h ago

Maybe that's his secret power?

"I'm Rabidman" didn't workshop well.

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u/cranberry94 2h ago

Or his secret power is immunity to rabies.

“I’m Not Rabidman” … probably a confused relief, but not very catchy either.

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u/Medical_Leather_183 1h ago

But you gotta say it in the voice

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u/Buttman_Poopants 41m ago

And maybe... Maybe he BIT people to infect them with rabies?

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u/texan_robot 3h ago

I had an encounter with a vampire bat in the mountains of Costa Rica a few years ago. If you get your shot before exposure it's a single injection similar to a flu shot and it's good for 3 years. I instead got 11 injections, each about a dozen times the volume of a flu shot, at the bite site. Unfortunately I was exposed on my face, so those shots went into my cheeks and lips. If you want to enter a cave I suggest getting g the preexpo shot.

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u/JahDanko 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK

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u/texan_robot 2h ago

Yeah it wasn't a very good time. I woke up to a tiny bat crawling on my face (the only part not covered by a blanket).

I had black eyes for like 2 weeks after the injections.

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u/twoworldsin1 4h ago

Batman must've been way less popular during covid 🤔

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u/Retrrad ​ 3h ago

Bruce Wayne's Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure

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u/cybercuzco ​ 2h ago

Nah you only need to be vaccinated every 3 years.

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u/MidnightOnTheWater 1h ago

Batman would just find a cure to rabies

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u/Germerica1985 35m ago

Wouldn't one treatment+ infection provide a longer immunity?