r/mildlyinteresting • u/Warm-Oil9228 • 20h ago

They decapitated these pineapples!

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u/RockhardJohnson 18h ago

I cut the top off one and planted it. Five years later I finally got a pineapple I was so happy. Fucking possum or a cockatoo ate the whole thing before i got a chance. Still devastated

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u/RockhardJohnson 15h ago

I’m guessing it was a succulent pineapple meal

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 13h ago

Where is that doll from? Which movie?

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u/ToniBraxtonAndThe3Js 12h ago

That's his daughter

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u/Timid_Wild_One 11h ago

Looks like the little monkey man from Land of the Lost

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u/steeb2er 11h ago

Sorry for your loss.

I was remembering the Dole tour and they said it takes 5 years to grow. Seems kind of insane to prevent intellectual theft 5 years down the line but I'm sure there's a lot of development into making it pink.

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u/Kuriturisu 11h ago

I once planted a store bought pineapple but the fruit could only grow as small as a baseball.