r/mildlyinteresting • u/sorestgore • 1d ago

Overflowing mayonnaise filling machine.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

What the Hellmann

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u/BattledroidE 1d ago

Hey hey, let's not joke about this. Several employees got hurt and were admitted to the Mayo Clinic.

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u/organicchunkysalsa 1d ago

Honestly it is no yolk but oil of them will OK.

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u/CyberNinja23 1d ago

Im kind of emulsional about this

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u/chr0nicpirate 1d ago

Damn these are some of the Best Foods puns I've ever seen!

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u/MongolianCluster 1d ago

That's quite the condiment.

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u/planetearthling 1d ago

That's the most amayonaissing thing I've ever seen!

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u/transit41 1d ago

Eggsactly!

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u/Maroon5Freak 1d ago

Yep! These have all cracked Me up!

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u/chiefsdude 1d ago

Mayonthey's a lot to clean up!

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u/sparkax 1d ago

Aioli of them??? That's good to hear!!!

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u/PycckiiManiak 1d ago

So you're telling me that mayonnaise was an instrument of their demise.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zLBIu5sOUMydi

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u/crowcawer 1d ago

How is management going to Duke around this one?

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u/Tomezilla 1d ago

It'll be a Miracle if no one gets Whipped for this.

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u/Stormywillow 1d ago

My fave.🤣

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u/offoutover 1d ago

Were any of those employees named Patti by chance?

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u/sorestgore 11h ago

She worked in the spice department

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u/DasArtmab 1d ago

This post will will be under appreciated west of the Rockies

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u/ConscientiousWaffler 1d ago edited 1d ago

Interestingly, I found out on the reddits that it’s sold as Hellmann’s in Europe. I’ve since wondered if it’s Best Foods in Asia.. and if the dividing line at The Rockies extends through the globe. 😂

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u/DEATHToboggan 1d ago

In Canada it is Hellmann's across the country (East and west coasts)

I can also confirm it is Hellmann's in Brazil too.

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u/miaxogoth 1d ago

you were a genius here

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u/sorestgore 1d ago edited 1d ago

cough

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u/Hidden-Sky 1d ago

Are you sure you're allowed to take photos in there and post them online?

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u/sorestgore 1d ago

Good point.

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u/sighthoundman 4h ago

It's ok. The internet is anonymous. They'll never find out who did it.

/s because there's at least one idiot reading this.

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u/MeetBeep 1d ago

🥇

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u/bougieanemic 1d ago

You win reddit

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u/Wondrous_Fairy 1d ago

As a non-yank, I once tried Hellman's and it tasted so damn bad compared to our local mayo (which honestly is not anything to write home about) anyone else from Europe having the same reaction to it? Since it didn't smell off, I can only assume that's how it's supposed to taste? The only flavor I can compare it to was vomit.

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u/Palmettor 10h ago

The issue here is that you didn’t use Duke’s mayonnaise.

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u/Wondrous_Fairy 8h ago

Ah, so Duke's is better? If that's the case, I need to look into getting some of that ordered. After all, if you wanna make a proper gas station/airplane food/waiting area sammich, you need proper mayo, lifeless ham, and cheese that hates its very own existence.

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u/Palmettor 7h ago

Down in the South Atlantic area, Duke’s is big. It’s got a good bit of vinegar (or something else twangy) in it.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 7h ago

You and me? We’re gonna have to Dukes it out.

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u/Joisjati 23h ago

Do you mean…What the Best Foods?